And before you all wrestle me to the ground (or just plain kick my ass), let me preface this with a few details about me:
- I'm from New Jersey.
- I am dating a man who may or not want to make out with Bruce Springsteen. I mean that in a purely musical sense, natch.
- I'm from fucking New Joisey folks. The Boss? Brooooooce!! Get it? [note from STY: Nobody in New Jersey talks like this. NO. BODY. Somehow JJ speaks Long Island. Sorry, Long Islanders, but you know it's true.]
This is my living room. I shit you not. Those are framed Bruce Springsteen albums (OME plays a mean air guitar).
Anyhoo, rumor has it that Paramore and The Boss have both been nominated for "Best Song From a Movie" at the MTV Movie Awards (apparently this is MTV's feeble attempt to include some actual music-related content in its programming). Paramore's Decode and Springsteen's The Wrestler are both contenders. And please for the love of all things holy keep Mickey Rourke away from Robward's pretty face. Or better yet, please make sure that R-Pattz is in Italy on the night of the ceremony. Because Mickey Rourke is probably still smarting over Rob stealing his two seconds of audience-camera-time-thunder just by being in the shot, smoldering over his shoulder. And Mickey Rourke is crazier than a shit-house rat.
From the Idolator article:
Given that the MTV Movie Awards are decided by the always-democratic process of Internet and dial-in voting, there is no way that the Twilight-affiliated Paramore song does not walk away with this “honor.”Um, yes. That's absolutely correct. If Paramore doesn't win this award, I expect there to be riots the likes of which we've never seen. Hormonal teenage girls stampeding down the streets of New York, Chicago, LA, and everywhere in between, upending cars and setting fire to stores. Their molotov-cocktail-hurling mothers will be right behind them. It will come out in the grisly postmortem details that only stores carrying Twilight merchandise were spared.
Give me Twilight or you DIE.
Meanwhile, people in New Jersey will be rioting and upending cars and setting fires to stores in Newark, Camden - oh wait, that happens all the time anyway. Never mind.