On Sunday, Snarkier Than You, Myg and I went and saw New Moon. It was the fourth time for me (and STY) and each time I go and see it, I always see something new. The first time it was the blaring deformity of Edward's nipple in the, um, most important fucking scene in the movie. It was all I could focus on - I believe I may have even questioned said nipple loudly in the movie theater.
The second time around I noticed the pictures on the walls disappearing during the October-November-December scene and that broke my heart even more. The third time, however, it occurred to me that maybe Mike Newton might want to lay off the doughnuts and beer because he was looking kind of... puffy.
But it was in the fourth viewing round that made me pause. And choke on my Skittles.
Okay, close your eyes and picture this scene. It's the one where Bella and Alice are racing toward Volterra to stop Edward from causing a scene and Alice is all going vision crazy and says that he'll do it at noon. Bella leans forward, grabs the dashboard, scrunches her face up and says in a really desperately pained voice, "Alice, huuuuuuurry."
[Update: Hey thanks to Mrs P. at TwiBite, we now have the pics! You rock, Mrs P!]
And for a split second I thought she was going to totally shit her pants.
What are you talking about Edward? I didn't hear anything. Smell? What smell? Oh look, there's a skunk over there!? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT - I DIDN'T FART!!!
What is it with the constipation faces in these movies? Jasper walks around like he's got a shape-shifter shoved up his ass and Edward looks like he's desperately trying not to have explosive diarrhea every time he kisses Bella. I'm just starting to wonder if there is some kind of underlying theme, like when Jessica made a comment about the zombie movie being a reference to consumerism. But what would that theme be? That we're a bunch of shitheads for liking these movies so much?
Or maybe I'm just reading into it too much.