Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any Sluttier...


Hellooooo twat-monkeys!!

Tonight's post will be brought to you by one of our fave trampy blogger besties, Latchkey Wife! Jenny Jerkface and I have been her fans since waaaay back in the day (i.e. last spring) when she first inserted her slutty little self into our Twitarded lives. While a slew of you diiiirty gals have come out of the damp Forks forest since that time, we had never come across anyone who could match us in our potty mouths and general skankiness. But believe you me, LKW is both skanky AND swears like a sailor (if you don't realize this is high praise, what on earth are you doing here?). Even better, she's agreed to dish up some of her no-holds-barred Twi-fan fuckery right here!

A lot of you already know Latchkey, but for those of you who have never had the pleasure of her acquaintance, buckle up and enjoy the ride!

15 comments:

  1. The three of you together on one blog regardless for one night, multiple posts here and there, or forever scares me in a very good way. I foresee me piddling on myself due to laughter.

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  2. YES! Awesome...Latchkey is brill...can't wait.

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  3. To quote....well, what else would us h00rs be quoting around here: LET'S DO THIS.

    LKW, I look forward to your fuckawesomeness.

    xoxo

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  4. Excellent! I can't wait to see what fuckery ensues!

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  5. I'm buckling up and throwing away the key....bring it on Latchkey.

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  6. Oh this should be Twi-tacular!! Let the skankatude commence!

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  7. Ooooooo, this should be fun! (bounces in excitment like Alice at a fashion show in Paris)

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  8. There is NO such thing as to much of a good thing! Bring it on ladies ;)

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  9. Wow, a ménage AND multiple postings in the same night? We've either been very good or very bad!! Do I spy a twitchy palm??

    Fkat

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  10. I suppose, if I had read this post first, I wouldn't have been surprised to see LKW's guest post.

    I'm a winner!

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  11. Break a leg LKW!!!! I heart you.

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  12. There is NO such thing as to much of a good thing! Bring it on ladies ;)

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