Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any Sluttier...
Tonight's post will be brought to you by one of our fave trampy blogger besties, Latchkey Wife! Jenny Jerkface and I have been her fans since waaaay back in the day (i.e. last spring) when she first inserted her slutty little self into our Twitarded lives. While a slew of you diiiirty gals have come out of the damp Forks forest since that time, we had never come across anyone who could match us in our potty mouths and general skankiness. But believe you me, LKW is both skanky AND swears like a sailor (if you don't realize this is high praise, what on earth are you doing here?). Even better, she's agreed to dish up some of her no-holds-barred Twi-fan fuckery right here!
A lot of you already know Latchkey, but for those of you who have never had the pleasure of her acquaintance, buckle up and enjoy the ride!
Obsessed with Twilight? Think you're too old for this? You've come to the right place!
We are a bunch of over-thirty *cough*andforty*cough* chicks who never really meant to fall in love with Twilight... but somehow we did. Hard. Inexplicably, we've still got a lot to say about it. And other stuff. Join us!