I was going through the entries for our one-year anniversary a little while back and this one just stopped me in my tracks. I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair (and I think I frightened my cat, and she's used to my antics). I am going to let our brilliant Twitarded friend Cinzia explain - in her own words - how she put this crafty masterpiece together, but let me just say for the record how amazingly impressed I am with her handiwork. She cut and dyed hair! And made glasses for Jenny Jerkface! She made slutty little Twitarded outfits (complete with underpantz!)! She even found appropriately slutty shoes for mini-us!
OK, enough from me - Cinzia, take it away...
So I had this idea a little while ago (around Christmas) and I couldn't tell if it was funny or creepy so I didn't do anything. And then I saw the contest and I thought it would be fun to do. Alas I was busy this week (and I'm a huge procrastinator) so I didn't actually start until Sunday afternoon.So you're all like "Get to the damn point."OK fine, I will.Behold...STY and Jenny Jerkface dolls!Wearing Team Twitarded Shirts!And actually wearing the Pattinson Panties! (with lips!)Not only that, they attracted The Precious and he's even wearing a Twitarded pin because he's such a huge fan.;o)This e-mail was going to be a lot funnier but due to the fact that I have spent way too many hours attempting to make mini underwear (and hiding my progress from the males in my house who normally leave me alone but for some reason decided to hang around and annoy me) and the fact that at quarter to midnight I had on gloves and was putting baby oil on a doll's head (because I couldn't find vaseline) as I attempted to dye her hair red...I've decided that I've lost my mind and need to go to sleep. LOLAnyways, I hope you think the dolls are funny (and not creepy) and I'll send them your way. (Well except for Mini E...he's my date for weddings) :o)Have a great Monday!Cinzp.s. - I had great plans for accessories but apparently none of the stores around me sell Barbie clothes or accessories which seems odd to me. In my vision there would have been a mini bottle of wine, a blackberry/cellphone, a computer for blogging, boots for JJ (I kinda found ankle boots). I was also going to make an "I'm with the Band" lanyard. Oh well, such is life...
Needless to say, move over, Mini-Bella: there are some new whore-flaps in town (and they've clearly been up to no good).
Nothing attracts Mini-Edward like flashing a picture of him on your hoo-hoo (true fact). Mini-Edward undies are like mini-vampire magnets!
P.S. I think that JJ and I had sorta come to an unspoken agreement that "The Underwear" were officially retired and would never make another appearance here, but we HAD to make an exception for this masterpiece! Red Bella will be pleased, I am sure.
P.P.S. Cinzia, we need these. Like we really REALLY have to have these. I see a special place for these gals on the trip to Forks, and I am not going without them!