So I am hoping that I haven't already posted this video before but frankly even if I did I am not going to have any regrets about repeating myself. It's a perfect combo of adorkable Rob and fuck-hawt Rob and it has the added bonus of making me crave a cigarette even though I quit over seven years ago and haven't had even one slip-up ever. But I know in my heart of hearts that if I ever bumped into RPatts somewhere I would totally start up again just so that I could bum one off of him. Hey, at least it's a better conversation-starter than my other possible option, which goes something like "Oh-mah-gawwwd-I-love-you-soooo-much-and-want-to-have-wild-reckless-animal-sex-with-you-and-maybe-lock-you-up-in-my-basement-for-a-while-or-at-least-until-they-stop-looking-for-you-OMG!-sorry-I-am-going-all-Kathy-Bates/"Misery"-it's-not-like-that-I-swear-wait-where-are-you-going-stop-running-I-can't-keep-up!-Man-you-run-fast-for-a-smoker!-Come-baaaaaack!!!" Or something like that.
I have to admit that in the "Details" article when the author/interviewer--Jenney Lumet--says "Complete strangers want to fuck you, shoot you, be you, buy you, sell you, run their fingers through your hair, watch you have sex, hear you pee, eat chips with you, and kidnap you and stuff you in the trunk of their car." I WAS wondering if she had been reading our blog or Latchkey Wife's when she wrote that because it's possible that we have all openly discussed most if not all of those scenarios at least once. I'd say I'm sorry and that it is probably kind of frightening from his point of view but c'mon people we're kidding! I think... Almost always... And we've never talked about shooting him unless it was maybe with a tranquilizer gun and that's different and doesn't really count. So we're kidding at least most of the time. Well, at least Jenny Jerkface and I are kidding, but I guess I can't really speak for Latchkey Wife because we all know what a self-professed whore she is and I honestly don't think we have ever used the words "duct tape" here at Twitarded which is more than I can say for her and her blog.
Anyway, enjoy & hope you are having a good weekend!
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