[scan from Thinking of Rob]
In the words of the
I actually shrieked.
What I wouldn't do to be that woman with rpattz nestled between my thighs. Holy fuck.
Holy crap i really can't stop staring at it...
He can't be human. I'm serious.
And there you have it, folks. Good night and good luck.
Be safe. But not too safe.
OK fine I am a wordy bitch and I have a few more things to say.
HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING HOTTER?! Christ on a cracker I don't fucking understand it. I have said this approximately 137 times in the last year [give or take] and I just. don't. fucking. get. IT. I think JJ is on to something: he is an alien sent to do things. Very bad things. To women. And we like it (when the rest of the aliens arrive to enslave us, keep your fingers crossed that they all look like RPatts. We'll go willingly...).
However, I don't think "remascualtion" is a word. I am 99.9% sure on this. Sounds like..."emasculation" - sorry, Details, fail on the cover line. Boo! Ask JJ - I am the grammar police (to the best of my limited abilities) and YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP.
Upon further inquiry, "remasculation" is a bit of a "thing". Check it out here and here [the latter link dates back to 2008--the last time the website was updated--which was right before the person running remasculation.org had his nuts lopped off by his wife].
Oh, and another thing - the cover line (or whatever the fuck it is) also states that this is the "remasculation of the American man". Um, not to be nit-picky but last time I checked, Robert Pattinson, inhuman-alien-god that he is...is British.
I can forgive you, Details. Because...well...holy shit...you pwned me. I just can't stop staring.
I'll take "Pictures That Melt My Panties" for $1000, Alex.
God save the Queen! And Robert Pattinson!