The Twilight Stash. The TwiPorn Drawer. The Precious Altar.
I am humbled by the greatness of CupcakeDonna's stash.
Call it what you will, a lot of us seem to have a special area where we keep our Robert-Pattinson-obsessed, Twilight-y gear. Personally, I actually have a couple of spots (I have enough stuff that it needs to be spread out, I guess): I've got my books and cards and things that people send us in one location, I've got random Twilight merch that I HAD to have but don't exactly know what to do with in another, and I have a little bit of space in my tiiiny walk-in closest (or at least it would be a walk-in closet if the floor wasn't waist-high with shoes and things) for the stuff that I need need need to keep handy but don't really want to wave in front of Mr. Snarky's face every day.
It's not hidden, exactly, but does he really need to see my collection or Robert Pattinson magazines on a daily basis? What if he defaced them? OK, he would never do that, but I like to keep them safe and sound anyway... Left unattended, what if GQ Rob was suddenly pulling double-duty as a coaster?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Some of you are dirtier than others... And I am dirtier than some of you...
I received this pic from cullengrrl :
Mmmm... Vanity Fair Rob...and wait, what's that there...????
When I got this photo, I email cullengrrl back and made sure that she was ok with us posting it. Because it looked kind of...personal. But it turn out that I am the one with a dirty mind (go figure), because what I thought was a butt plug at a quick glance is actually the handle of a lint roller [note to self, in a pinch, one can stand in for the other but it won't work both ways].
Some of you have to lurk in the bathroom to get some alone-time with your Rob porn, like Rob's Bitch pictured here...
So where do you keep your stash? Night table for easy access? Under the bed like a teenager hiding porn? In the closet like an adult hiding porn? [note from a former nosy child: we know how to climb and we will find whatever it is you hide in the very back tippy-top corners of your closet.] Spill all the deets in the comments! If you have a particularly impressive collection and are feeling all brazen and proud, send us a pic for a future post (we'll hide identities to protect the guilty and slightly-less-guilty-but-still-slutty).
P.S. If you're single and free to paper your bedroom floor-to-ceiling with RPatts pics, we want to know all about that, too!