Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Twitarded Little Secrets: Where Do You Hide Yours?

As I was going through Twitarded's one-year anniversary give-away emails, I noticed a trend...

The Twilight Stash. The TwiPorn Drawer. The Precious Altar.

I am humbled by the greatness of CupcakeDonna's stash.

Call it what you will, a lot of us seem to have a special area where we keep our Robert-Pattinson-obsessed, Twilight-y gear. Personally, I actually have a couple of spots (I have enough stuff that it needs to be spread out, I guess): I've got my books and cards and things that people send us in one location, I've got random Twilight merch that I HAD to have but don't exactly know what to do with in another, and I have a little bit of space in my tiiiny walk-in closest (or at least it would be a walk-in closet if the floor wasn't waist-high with shoes and things) for the stuff that I need need need to keep handy but don't really want to wave in front of Mr. Snarky's face every day.

What happens in STY's closet, stays in STY's closet...

It's not hidden, exactly, but does he really need to see my collection or Robert Pattinson magazines on a daily basis? What if he defaced them? OK, he would never do that, but I like to keep them safe and sound anyway... Left unattended, what if GQ Rob was suddenly pulling double-duty as a coaster?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Some of you are dirtier than others... And I am dirtier than some of you...

I received this pic from cullengrrl :

Mmmm... Vanity Fair Rob...and wait, what's that there...????

When I got this photo, I email cullengrrl back and made sure that she was ok with us posting it. Because it looked kind of...personal. But it turn out that I am the one with a dirty mind (go figure), because what I thought was a butt plug at a quick glance is actually the handle of a lint roller [note to self, in a pinch, one can stand in for the other but it won't work both ways].

Some of you have to lurk in the bathroom to get some alone-time with your Rob porn, like Rob's Bitch pictured here...

"Get the fuck out of here! Can't I get any privacy??"

So where do you keep your stash? Night table for easy access? Under the bed like a teenager hiding porn? In the closet like an adult hiding porn? [note from a former nosy child: we know how to climb and we will find whatever it is you hide in the very back tippy-top corners of your closet.] Spill all the deets in the comments! If you have a particularly impressive collection and are feeling all brazen and proud, send us a pic for a future post (we'll hide identities to protect the guilty and slightly-less-guilty-but-still-slutty).

P.S. If you're single and free to paper your bedroom floor-to-ceiling with RPatts pics, we want to know all about that, too!

83 comments:

  1. My Twilight/Rob stuff collection is so pathetic that it hardly needs hiding. I live alone (except for the cat) so I'm free to have my Rob calendar up on the wall and my pocket Edward on my nightstand. Can't find the magazines but they're around here somewhere (I just moved). Your porn collection is truly awe-inspiring and so is Cullengrrl's. Clearly I have some catching up to do!

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  2. Bwhahaha!!!! Lint roller.... Awesome.

    I have a whole post idea for someday, about my "decorating" with Twilight. I have a bookcase in our bedroom where i keep all my "mom" books (breastfeeding, What to Expect, that type of crap....essentially books that no one wants to see on the DOWNSTAIRS bookshelves!) And in that same bookcase, which has glass doors for keeping dust off of the The Pretty, I keep all my Twi-mags. And possibly some (many) binders of printed out fanfiction. This is only a problem when we travel & inlaws stay at our house & i have to hide 3" thick binders of smut.

    I have all my Twi-mentos (ticket stubs, Twitarded buttons, Burger King memorabilia, a note from STY :) etc on a bulletin board in my office (laundry room.)

    It gets tricky displaying it all / hiding it with kids. I've chosen thus far to be honest about my Twisession & just use is judiciously in the decor & limiting it to the laundry room. My 5 yro has his PRECIOUS Disney stash, so I don;t think it's too far a reach for him to see mommy's stack of Twilight mags sitting next to the Twilight books. The smut? well, I'll have to figure that out.

    The bigger question though, is where to you "keep" your Rob/Twi/Fic/Porn stuff on the computer?? My blog partner keeps all hers in a folder labeled "From Anne." NICE.

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  3. I keep my (autographed!) Vanity Fair magazine on a shelf on my nightstand. I am the world's biggest clutz and spill full cups of water on a daily basis. One night, I went to turn off the light--and what do I do? Knock over 8oz cup of water which is now splashing down the nightstand soaking everything in sight including my prized magazine and my phone charger to say the least. I ran to the bathroom and grabbed the towel and began wiping the magazine ever so gently--god forbid the autograph came off. There I was, on my knees caressing my magazine with a towel while my husband stood over me saying- wow, you're crazy. I turned around--eyes blazing--and yelled- yes, I care...I care if this magazine gets wrinkled or damaged!!! What happened to the phone charger--it's dead. But my magazine is saved and that's all that matters!!!

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  4. I love it! I do not hide my stuff, I leave it out, bed side table, next to the bathtub, coffee table. Thankfully my husband really loved the saga, and thinks its "cute" that I love this shit so much. (to be honest I am pretty sure he knows that I am a hornier bitch with it around) But mostly I LOVE LOVE LOVE that I have converted a friend, well convinced her to come out of the closet. She finally admitted to me that she is a HUGE TWITARD! I seriously almost cried that I was nop longer alone IRL!

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  5. Oh Christ! There it is.

    While, yes, my nightstand is filled with all those magazines and printed sheets of fan fic, I can assure you, the battery operated items are kept well hidden.
    My kids are VERRRRY nosy.

    I'm so proud.

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  6. I hide mine in the closet. My husband doesn't know about all of it. (Baby steps, people.) He thinks it's odd that I sit in the closet sometimes. (Hey, sorting laundry can take hoooours.) I really hope I don't ever end up in some kind of public legal trouble because my rat's nest will definately end up on the news.

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  7. My one lone copy of Vanity Fair 'is out in the open next to my bed. I got a great new Edward valentine, but I think I'll just see if anyone notices that it stays posted on my frig all year long. My real treasure is the RobPornStash on my iPhone. I have 650+ delicious photos, screencaps, wallpapers, and manips. I have a private app that hides it all for me. When my daughter asked me why I had a private-app on my phone (nosy kid) I told her it was a list of my computer passwords so I don't forget them. This app is cool. There is decoy password. You pick something easy that your family would guess while nosing around and up comes ....,a phoney list I made of account numbers and passwords. BUT if you select the right password (shhhhh....it's Robporn.....then voilĂ ...a little bit of heaven). Am I crazy spending so much time and energy keeping my love a secret? Oh well. It's fun.

    Fkat

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  8. Oh, mine is allll out in the open! I call my computer area my Twilight Zone. I have all the mags (except GQ - I wasn't addicted yet...), the books, my Rob movie collection: Haunted Airman, How to Be, Little Ashes (picked that up yesterday), bootleg New Moon (what?) and Twilight - both 2-disc and 3-disc sets. I have pics of Rob posted near my computer and I printed off on photo paper three New Moon posters (one was taken to work along with Mini-Edward).

    In my spare room, I have a big poster of CannesRob (the same pic as STY has on her calendar) as well as several of the posters that came out of US this past summer.

    I have the bestest one yet still in it's tube. I found, what I felt was the sexiest high def picture of RomeRob (until this weekend anyway) and had my gay friend blow it up into a gynormous poster for my friend's "New Moon Release Party" on the 20th. I'm sure he has his own version and has made bedsheets or his own version of underwear out it by now!

    Oh and I've already pre-ordered New Moon.

    Funny enough, no Twilight or Rob in my bedroom. Oh wait! Yes! I have the New Moon movie companion there as well as a copy of Our Town (the first play Rob was in).

    In my car....soundtracks to Twilight and New Moon and the score to New Moon.

    On my iPod...same as above as well as several "downloads" of Rob...

    AND I have a separate FB page and identity just for Twilight/Rob stuff.

    Is that good? Can I be in the club?? ;-)

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  9. Fkat-
    I need the name of that iPhone app please!!


    *****
    Oh, yeah my hubby in a pissed off drunken state tore up a poster my daughter got from one of her Bop magazines of Edward and Bella frolicking through the woods. (Alice's vision)
    She hung it in the laundry room to make me giggle while doing the wash. It was dorkalicious. Now it's garbage.

    Jerk.

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  10. Hmmm I have 2 shelves in my living room filled with my twilight stuff. I have a twiPod that has all the soundtracks, scores and the Stephenie Meyer Playlists from her website for each book. On my list of things to do it actually "put all twilight stuff in one spot to go through it". Fan Fiction is only on my computer but not saved in any special way. One Twilight folder of pictures too on my computer. That's it.

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  11. I don't have much as I am only 4 or 5 months into this wonderfully twisted world, but it is all piled on my nightstand.

    Anyone found Details yet?? I heard it was available in New York now, but I was wondering about the west coast. I can't WAIT to get my hands on that.

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  12. Well I don't have Rob porn, but I Twilight paraphernalia - my magazines, buttons, adhesive bandages, book markers, wolfpack packing tape (I kid) in a ridiculously expensive Bisley cabinet. My Twilight stuff is in a metal case, my passport is in a plastic tub. My priorities are skewed.

    Now my action figures are out and about. Some even accompany a certain sparkle peen called "The Vamp" - it's pretty and gets no use. It's for decoration and an occasionally lick and nibble from the feline.

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  13. @Wendy....not yet! It comes out on February 23.

    I think Vogue comes out today (Thursday).

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  14. Well, seeing as that I am a now-single college freshman at the University of California (Insert name of CA city here, and no it's not LA or Berkley) I like to keep my Twilight-related stuff out in the open where parents and non-Twi friends will not give me crap about.
    I plaster the walls of my dorm with pictures of RPattz. I've got a poster of the Volturi next to one for District 9. Twilight DVD spoons with Marie Antoinette and Harry Potter. I have a separate section for any Twi-related books. And Lil' Edward is becoming fast friends with my Totoro doll.

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  15. It's stashed all over my house. I keep the mags next to my bed though so I can be sure to gaze upon The Precious before I sleep..oh and when I wake up. I also have a stash in my cupboard that has all my stacks of unorganized crap. FSE moves around the house thanks to my daughters. The other night I went out and my eldest daughter positioned him right inside our front door to scare the crap out of me...it worked dammit. I was given Cullen Crest New Moon pillow cases for Christmas and my kids wanted them..so those on their beds. Pocket E and my photoshopped photo of me and Robward are in my kitchen in their little shrine area. It's all over I guess....this makes me happy.

    Oh and FTR STY I knew that was a lint roller right away. My dog sheds like crazy so we have those all over our house. I do, however, really want to read the e-mail you sent asking about it...Ha!

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  16. hah - cupcake donna's stash is AWESOME.

    I just have a large black cardboard file box next to the bed in which I keep my twi-smut print-outs, my rob porn, and my beloved rabbit. all kept close to hand, but neat and not in anyone else's face. once Details comes out though, I may need a bigger box.

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  17. Like any self-respecting nerd, I have all my twi-smut under lock and key on my computer. Granted I'd be SOL if all my computers died, but I take...precautions.

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  18. I only have a couple of magazines and the books, Lil E, Twilight board game and Twilight Scene it. They all fit on one bookshelf. I also have a RPatz calendar that Mr. Moxie insisted remained out of his sight. I know that if I left anything out, RPatz would be donning a Hitler mustache and buck teeth.

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  19. Cupcake- the iPhone app is just called "private". I call it my vault. My friends and I all have manips of Rob licking our faces (thank you AnnaK.) and those suckers are in the vault. They will never see the light of day! The app is free but I paid something like $1.99 to get unlimited storage capacity. There are other apps for private photo storage (it's a little scary really), but this is the only one i've used. The only downfall I can see is there is no way to back/up the pics so if I ever lose the app (or phone) I will have to rebuild.

    Sorry to hear about your poster. A travesty for sure.

    Fkat

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  20. I did a post awhile back about the condo has slowly been taken over with Twi...I know my bf sees it, I just think he chooses to ignore it. The stuff is pretty spread out..Twi in every room though...If you haven't seen it, take a look. Kind of funny how I have found a place for everything.

    http://sotwired.blogspot.com/2010/01/i-spy-twi-how-bout-u.html

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  21. Admittedly, I haven't read all the comments yst, but:

    Am I the only one who's noticed that on top of the dresser in the first pic there are what appear to be two vibrators and a bottle of lube?!

    Why didn't STY comment on this in the post, but she mentioned a non-buttplug?

    Just wondering...

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  22. i do not have much twishit to stash. my collection = fuckall. besides, i do not fucking hide shit, not that i could if i wanted to. the hubs sees and knows all, and it's a good thing. ;) but to keep my mags and other precious paraphenalia from collecting dust (and away from small jelly covered fingers) i keep them in desk drawer. but that's it!!! everything i fucking own can fit into a tiny desk drawer...i fail.
    you guys win.
    boo hoo.
    E

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  23. I think most of you already know by now that nearly all of my stash is out in the open, spread around the house. Until we get around to decorating I reserve the right to cover my kid-scuffed walls with Rob goodness. I do have a new stash though - the wolf-den - my cloakroom where I keep FSJake and my posters of him. I didn't think Mr Stan was quite ready for me to bring them into the open just yet. I managed to keep it secret because he never hangs his coat up - until the kids found it and grassed me up.
    My Rob pic file on the computer is called 00aa so it's the first one. I use it the most so I need it to be easy to find ;o).
    Very jealous of some of the fab stashes here!

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  24. @TO Twicat - sounds like you have an awesome stash of stuff. So jealous.

    @SoTwired Jen - yes, I noticed the lube and toys on the dresser right away.

    I have my autographed book and photographs in our locked filing cabinet with my tax returns.
    My FSE is folded up in his original box with all my other twilight stuff filling up 4 ikea square cubicles worth. My iphone and computer has tons of fanfic, pics, movies and soundtracks/scores of course.
    The only twilight stuff in the rest of the house is my twilight fleece on the sofa (folded so guests can't tell what it is), twilight piano music book, a couple of twilight magnets.I couldn't bear for the kids to wreck anything.

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  25. STY - what's the hoot-fit on the hanger next to the Rob calendar?

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  26. Yes, I noticed the vibrators too, LoL. Way to go cupcake Donna. That pink one looks particularly interesting.

    Now, I've no, I mean no Twilight/Rob goodies except for the books. Not even the movies (cause I rarely spend money on the originals, I'm such a pirate whore).

    I would've bought all the magazines, but they don't fucking come out here. However, the dolls are their way, so let the mania begin.

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  27. i don't have any goodies except for the books and the movie.
    i watched the movie before i read the books and i was hooked.

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  28. I keep my small stash in my closet. A small stack of magazines, a calendar, the game... I'm sure my husband knows about them but he never makes any snide remarks. Good thing, because I'd hate to have to punch him in the nuts. I also have two official movie posters (that I got from theaters) - one Twilight, one New Moon - that I'll be hanging in my office. I'm sure my coworkers will be thrilled about that! LOL!

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  29. First off, who got their books autographed and by who?? Dying to know that, and jealous MUCH!

    STY, I feel closer to you knowing we both (along with 10 trillion other loosers) have the Rob-o-licious calendar. Mine is proudly displayed on the wall next to my side of the bed. On my bed is the New Moon Edward blanket that hubby bought me in a fit of .... I don't know what possessed him actually, but I love him for it! He also just got me the New Moon movie book for V-day. He's catching on that Robward = good times for him and the purple headed monster. It's a win-win!

    My other Twi-stuff is somewhat scattered. My books are in my bedroom bookshelf, not hidden. I don't have any printed out twi-porn, it's all on the desktop in a FanFic folder. Kids are little and hubby isn't interested so no need for deep cover yet. My only secret twi crap are my magazines and my Edward Barbie, which is stuffed in a girlie pink backpack and lives in my closet. That's the only thing hubby doesn't know about yet, and I might never tell him. I accidentally got the Ed-barbie thinking it was the same as mini E. I still haven't gotten one of those.....

    Love your stashes, you guys ROCK!

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  30. In the deepest darkest blackhole that is my closet. I have two sons with autism and their both fascinated with paper and shredding it. For some reason they zero in on my shit instead of their fathers crap. They found my very first Twilight books and murdered them. I mean, decimated; as in nothing but ashes and smoke afterward! It was horrible! I swear I threw up in my mouth a little after a slow motion, nooooo! So yeah, my stash is in my second draw of my burrow now, beneath my pants and shorts. Unfortunately my son Liam found my vanity fair magazine and ripped it to bits last weekend while my husband, jealous fucker that he is, laughed at me. Not cool! Can you tell that I need therapy?

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  31. I don't have any stuff! (gasp!)
    I'm so late to the party. In fact I ripped on my friend in October when she bought the Twilight special edition of People for our plane ride to CA. Now what I wouldn't give to get my hands on it! Wonder how I can acquire some of the old mags that you all have stashed in your night stands.
    My friend did just buy me a Team Edward Valentines tin filled with sweethearts. She is so forgiving:)
    Does analyzing youtube clips for hours a day count for anything??

    Oh,and thanks for the tip (pun intended) on the lint roller.

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  32. Most of my stuff is kinda of subtle and spread out (like my lets when I think of Rob).
    Bedroom - Twilight poster (next to Ricky Martin poster) in my closet. Mini E & New Moon Candle on my night stand.
    Phone - Rob wallpaper & wolf sticker on the back.
    Car - Team E & Team J are both represented on stickers on my car. Also hanging from my rearview mirror is Bella's charm bracelet with heart crystal & wolf pendants. Pinned to that are my Team Twitarded (woot!) and Be safe pins.
    In my planner (and yes, I'm a 40 year old counselor) I have a Team Edward sticker & a wolfpack tattoo sticker.
    I have my AUTOGRAPHED by PFach copy of Twilight on display on my bookshelf along with the other books, the illustrated companions to Twi & NM, a few magazines, my Twi DVD & my NM (what?) DVD.
    I also have 4 Twi shirts: a Twilight Junkie sweatshirt, a Fanpire tshirt, a Dazzled tanktop, & longsleeved shirt with the wolfpack tattoo on it.
    I plan to get a FSE & some other stuff in preparation for my New Moon DVD release party.
    I freaking love this stuff....what is WRONG with me?

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  33. Ummmmm....that would be my LEGS that are spread when I think of Rob.....freaking typo.

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  34. Oh yes, I forgot - I also have a Team Twitarded pin on my purse zipper - REPRESENT!!!!

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  35. STY I have your calendar on my fridge! I see it everytime I walk into the kitchen (yeah my dd lunch menu is written on it but NOTHING covers the actual picture!!). CupcakeDonna, my nightstand looks like yours except I can't leave the 'toys' out (again reference dd here..) Toys are there, just hidden!
    The only other thing missing is the abundance of crackberrys and netbooks which seem to be multiplying that enable me to access twiporn in every room.
    Ashamed, maybe. Happy, definately.
    You guys rock!

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  36. I definitely have a TwiPorn drawer in the nightstand next to my bed...a couple of random magazines (Vanity Fair included, Details soon to come) and the books of course. It didn't occur to me until my boyfriend pointed it out that the nightstand drawer is the exact place where a dude would put his porn :)

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  37. Ha! We all have drawers of the same stuff!

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  38. @STY - What's up with the black bondage gear next to your calendar? Is there something you're not telling me?

    I have my Twilighty shit E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E. FSEs in the dining room, magazines in the bathroom, TV and living room and some random stuff elsewhere. Oddly, I don't think I have any Twilight shit in my bedroom but I'll have to check my porn drawer to see if I stuck something in there. Thanks to fanfiction, I don't rifle through it as often as I used to...

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  39. Oh, I am dying that you thought it was a butt plug! Ha!
    My stash is very much out of site. The hubs seems to be overly annoyed at my twi-session, so I try to keep it as low key as possible. TG ff and the details video are available rather discretely on my phone.

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  40. My Rob Stash is actually in my office. My husband wouldn't allow me to put my FSE or my Rob Calendar or framed Twilight Poster anywhere in the house....and the collection grows thanks to my co-workers. I can count 15 color pictures of Rob that have been taped on the back of my office door....

    Thank goodness I have an office..this would be embarrassing in cubical world

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  41. @StarlitViolets - Oh I notices, believe you me - lol! I just had no words... That picture really speaks for itself imho...I left it to Cupcake Donna's pic to say it all - a picture is worth a thousand words describing porn staches and vibes, right?? or something like that...

    : )

    @VitaminR - I use a gazillion lint rollers too (let's just say that the ratio of lint rollers to butt plugs in residence here at casa snarky is heavily, HEAVILY weighted toward lint rollers). I am apparently just THAT depraved. Everything I see that could remotely be viewed as a sex toy or porn or whatnot, well, there goes my skanky little brain, working overtime. I blame fanfic.

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  42. I am happily single so my bedroom walls are plastered all over with Rob/Twilight. I actually have friends/family who ask to see my room and take pictures because they cant believe it. I am proud of my room and pics of Rob :)

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  43. Mine is mostly in the basement on the alter of god - ahem, I mean Rob, but I have some things scattered...in the kitchen....next to my bed....under my bed.... ok, probably every room in the house

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  44. I have the same Rob Calendar hanging right in front of me at work but safely hidden directly behind a pillar to anyone who happens to step in the office. They'd have to walk all the way in and behind my desk to see it which is strictly forbidden. The sad part is my mother gave me the calendar for Xmas and when I opened it she said "It's for your jaw porn," right in front of my grandma. Classic.

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  45. I don't hide mine because I don't have anyone to hide it from. I have a stack of mags on my bookshelf, pocket edward sits along side action figure jane austen and action figure edgar allen poe (all three were gifts...damn you JE! I did not buy them lol) on the top of my bookshelf, my twilight lunch box holds art supplies, and a pattinson calendar is on my wall which I didn't buy, my sister bought it as a xmas gift for me... I thought she got me a record before I opened it up. lol

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  46. Mr. Z totally could not handle it. Everything I have bought has gone to my 16 year old Daughter. See, I am buying it for her, not for me *wink*

    How I managed to NOT buy VF, I don't even know. But I do believe that this Details magazine is going to officially pop my Rob Porn Stash cherry, so to speak. I MUST own that!

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  47. I have two places for Twi-stash. The bedroom, where I keep my copies of the movie companions, books, magazines, and my ginormous Cannes Rob poster on the back of the bedroom door (which Mr. Any Mouse had to hang up for me, because interior doors are made out of fucking granite and will break any tack that dares to perforate it's surface), and...

    Having been inspired by Stan's kitchen Rob corner, my sewing room/work area is becoming crowded with Rob. I've got the calendar in plain view, but then a ton of pics that come out when I'm working and then go back into hiding after. I have two pics of shirtless Edward glued onto my sewing machine that nobody but me ever sees. Uh yea, my sewing maching is named Edward, so it's okay, right?

    Running away from the guys in the white coats....

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  48. I have my twi stash spead throughout the house.

    I have a nice 3 picture frame of various photo's of first beach framed in the living room. Complete with pebbels and dirftwood from first beach glued to the frame. One of the pictures is a wolf paw print in the sand.

    My magazine stash is in my bathroom... Yes ladies key to a happy marriage we each have our own bathrooms!

    My twi-clothing collection is in my closet and of course my twi - nirvana is my sewing room.

    Yup that room is full of it. My Mini E's and Mini-Bella hang out with me while I sew and surf on the computer and Barbie Bella & Edward look on from the shelf. I have buttons, caldendars, posters and a forks population sign up on the walls and the rest of my hord is tucked away in the cabinets.

    My prized twi-posession is my collectors edition of Twilight book that has been autographed by: Kellan, Jackson, Peter, Kristen, and Rachelle. I'm damed and determined to get that puppy autographed by all the cast by the time they are done filming the saga!

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  49. All of my magazines are on the bedside table on my side of the bed. He knows they are there, but just ignores it. That's pretty much it for Twi at the house, except for the books on the shelf, my Twitarded mug and a "Why So Sullen Edward Cullen" magnet on the fridge. My office at work, on the other hand...out of control. I have a Rob poster, a Japanese Twilight poster, magnets and a Twicon photo of me, my friend and Chaske Spencer. And my computer desktop background changes weekly. My office made a video for our Dean (I work at a University) and in the piece with me in it, Rob is over my shoulder. Ha! Needless to say, everyone at work knows that my office is the Twi-safe zone.

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  50. I really do read that thing while taking a crap, and since I clearly have no shame, I'll admit that I've kissed every picture in there at least once.

    You have no idea how much I had to threaten my husband to take that picture, "You want to touch my boobs again? Take the damn picture!"

    I'm wide open with my obsession. My Rob photo and Rob calendar hang in my cubicle and have both been vandalized by coworkers. Fuckers! My phone photos are all Rob. I have over 600 photos on my laptop - which I should probably back up - eek!

    Mini-E travels with me. I'm determined to get a FSE someday soon. I'm even considering having a book made with the Rob photos - since I really, really think a coffe-table Rob Pattinson is a necessity.

    And of course, I treasure my Twitarded tee :>)

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  51. Mama's Twiporn Stash

    I keep that shit WIDE OUT in the open, because I'm a shameless bitch who really (no, seriously REALLY) doesn't give a flyin' fuck what people think about my Robsession.

    I do, however, keep my butt plug locked up in a drawer. Truefax.

    Mama Cougar
    The Cougar's Den

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  52. my bathroom door in my bedroom is always open so i put up all my rob/tay pics back there so there hidden from prying eyes. the door is completely coverd btw...*shame*

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  53. @ MamaCougar - I love the transportation shelf!! Awesome.
    I want more shelves now for my stuff!

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  54. twi-obsessionwillbethecauseofmydivorce (Stac)February 18, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    @ Kerri oh hon I feel bad for you, that must be very hard : ( I wish I were a rich woman so I could send you a lock safe. {Hugs}

    I keep all my Robporn on the low down (jealous husband) it's tucked discreetly in my plastic bins of yarn and crochet magazines, cause like, the fuck he'd ever look in there. LOL

    Question for you guys on the i phones, I've been thinking of getting one of those fancy shmacy internet phone (yes, I am a redneck) but am tech challenged. Is it very hard to read Fanfic on one and which one is better for it Blackberry or i phone?
    Thanx
    Stac

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  55. I do have a small stash - I keep the magazines and some ff-printouts in my bedstand. Then we have the porn box in the closet - wich doesn't include any sparkly stuff though... The Rob porn on my computer are under the files HHH (His Holy Hotness) and Rob Porn. Not so secret. Mini E and Mini B have been kidnapped by my 3-year old son who apparently likes to play with them. He makes them go to the toilet. Dolls have to poo, you know...

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  56. @ Ninja TwiNerd -- I'm with ya sista! Us single gals have it easier re: hiding the Twi-love!

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  57. My Rob calendar is on the wall, but the rest of my collection is hidden in a drawer! I have used the excuse that I bought all of those magazines to resale them online and my daughter and granddaughter think that I am crazy. Screw them.

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  58. Oh, geez, I have a few spots for all my "special" collectables. My Twilight books are under the bed because I don't own a bookshelf. Probably a good investment at this point. I have my Rob mags in the top drawer of my dresser and my action figures on top of it. Then I have some random Twi merch in another dresser. Some stuff I refuse to hide. The framed autographed photo of Rob STAYS ON DISPLAY!! I will not budge on that!

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  59. TXAG80 here -
    I live alone and my limited stash is peppered throughout the self-indulgent mess. What I did to pump up my obsession was use a Snapfist offer for 50 free prints - they were ALL Rob. So I have little snapshots of him pretty much everywhere. The inside of my quaint old medicine cabinet - VF buttoning his shirt (you know the one). Dresser mirror the Central Park (RM) cig dangling. Car, the motorcycle jacket lounging, tucked over that somethingometer that I didn't pay attention to anyway. You get the idea. At work I have several of the snapshots tucked away where no one can see them unless they come and sit on my lap.
    Rob, (sigh) why can't I get enough?

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  60. @STY - So true that the pic speaks for itself! I commend CupcakeDonna's boldness and willingness to put her name to that pic. And I'm more than a little jealous of her Twiporn Stash!

    And, along with JJ, I was wondering if the S&M outfit was placed there strategically for our benefit or just happened to be there. Hmm...

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  61. @Annatastic23- I think we are kindred spirits! I have my 3" binders of fanfic for those times I can't access the internet.(I may have a copy of my favorite one-shot in my purse next to my mini-E). My laundry room is where the my photo of the Precious is posted. My advice about the computer downloads- get a netbook. One that is all your own. I have mine set up to where the DH can get on but not access my stuff,like my attempt at fanfic, photos and my favorites. Makes everyone happy and I can read fanfic anytime I want.

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  62. Well, I am trying to keep my robsession under control because it's seriously impacting on my ability to run my business... fanfic till 5am... reading twitarded and googling rob went i'm meant to be sorting out wages and revamping our website... seriously, i'm afraid it's endangering my livelihood, so i have to keep a lid on it. I keep saying this to myself, and then I find myself, once again, doing the same damn thing! And it is absolutely SECRET! Nobody knows but YOU! I delete the history and cache etc every time I finish one of my little (not) sessions!

    Coming to this obsession only recently, I have only one mag, Vanity Fair. I was at the supermarket a few weeks ago, and what should I see but one, single, December issue of Vanity Fair on the shelves - just one, and at the end of January, too! I swear it glowed and Rob's lips moved... 'take me, take me!' he groaned, as he licked his luscious lips... "What are you buying that for, mum?" asked my observant 5 year old. "Because of the beautiful man on the cover, sweetie," I confessed, "Isn't he gorgeous?" "Mmmm, he looks nice" she replied, "can I have it?"

    "NO! It's MINE!" I replied, just a bit too vehemently. She didn't push it like she usually does, so she must have sensed my inner tigress.

    Luckily, I buy VF on the odd occasion anyway, so hubby has no reason to be suss. It sits on my bedside table, out in the open - but that's no biggie since it's the only Rob thing I have. This morning, against my better judgement, I let my daughter drink a cup of milk in our bed (she always comes in for a morning snuggle), telling her to be careful not to spill it. You know what happened. She spilt it. All over my... bedside table, from which I had fortuitously removed my mag when I gave her the cup. Must have had some kind of subconscious premonition... whew!

    So, no vault chocka block with rob stuff - just a solitary magazine, and a mind chock block full of thoroughly deliciously indecent imaginings, starting with those fuckalicious eyes.

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  63. I actually don't have a stash (I know *gasp*) - but the s/o would definitely throw a fit...

    However, this seemed like a perfect time to mention that while my S/O and I were watching Twilight (muwahahaha - sucked him in!) we decided that every time Bella does a awkward sigh/gasp, etc while with Edward - she's actually just getting off in her pants... ala "Just Jizz in my Pants" (Great SNL short - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 )

    watch it - you'll see what I'm talking about. I think we started the conversation after I told him about all the YouTube fart videos with it.

    Sorry it's been awhile since I said hello - I'm still here, everyday:)

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  64. i have a paper bag in my bedroom that theoretically holds all of the kitchen renovation magazines I have but also holds my supply of rob porn. My dh knows I'm a whack job anyway but he reaps the benefits so he ignores it. I have two pre teen boys who ask me periodically..."you like that guy from twilight...the cedric diggory guy". Of course i have to deny it so I don't get pegged by their friends as the crazy mom!

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  65. @SwedenSara - that cracked me up. My 4 year old is always wanting to play with my Mini-Edward so I keep him in his packaging so he can't get to it. He is always asking me...Mommy, don't you want to play with him? Poor kid has NO idea!

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  66. So happy to see I'm not the only person who prints out FF! It hurt my environmental heart, but I was going blind reading Domward on the iPhone. Printed FF came in handy at my last job. Months before the company went under I had so little work I would print out reams of stores and sit at my desk with a pen in my hand reading and looking busy :-)

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  67. I have two "stashes" - well, places I should say. It's out in the open for the world to see.

    I have enormous stacks of things on my nightstand - mags, the books, the band-aids, etc. Plus, my closet is full of Robward wear. I have an understanding husband :)

    The other place? My cubicle at work. It's pretty packed and people always know where my desk is because well - it's littered in Rob. I have my Edward figures on my desk, a framed picture of Rob (it's FAB! my friend at work made it for my birhthday), the Rob calendar, various notes co-workers have given where they put pics of Rob or Twilight references in them, bookmarks, band-aids (again - gotta be prepared!), and so much more. I have some mags lying around and beyond that, the ladies on my team and I have little "awards" we give out for jobs well done. What's the award? Just a pic of your fav celeb crush...a pic of Rob for doing a great job? Now THAT'S motivation!!

    What can I say? I'm proud of my collection AND addiction :)

    PS - I'm nearly 28 :P

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  68. Its a sad sad truth but I don't have any. Nope- not even ONE magazine. I have the Twilight DVD, it sits in the DVD holder on my dresser. I have Pocket Edward and Bella, they hang out around the house in various places. I read fanfiction on my phone or the laptop but it's highly encouraged by DH. I have one or two pics on the laptop but they were for emailing to friends and I don't sit and look at them.

    I guess I've never bought any mags or anything cuz when my sister came over telling me a story about how her friend in NYC was asked to "tea" by Rob when he was leaving the Letterman show in Nov, and how we thought she was C-R-A-Z-Y to decline, DH said rather pointedly, "If you went to tea with him I'd punch holes in the wall." Soooooo, no Robporn. I couldn't bear to hurt my real life Edward that way.

    VW- "cationiz"- as in cationiz needed whenviewing the Details mag pics HOTHOTHOT

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  69. I don't have a lot of stuff to stash, unfortunately. It's hard to get the mags here, but what I do have is hidden under the bed. Even though I'm single. Some parts of a good Catholic upbringing are hard to shake...

    My books are proudly on the bookshelves, or they will be once I finally get around to finishing decorating my room, and Mini-E will be joining them. For now he's rooming with the Living Dead Dolls, which I think are stalking him (males of their species are kinda rare). Ooh and I have a verrrry hot NM poster which I'll be putting up too...where's the paint bucket?!

    And I knew that was a lint roller right away. Fucking rabbits. I mean the furry kind with the twitchy noses. The ones that eat carrots - okay, I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead. Gah.

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  70. Haha, I actually don't have a ton of Twi-porn and photos of The Precious around. The reason, of course, is that I try to keep it all on my computer, otherwise I'd descend into my Twi-obsession far too frequently to accomplish daily tasks. I can't be masturbating ALL the time! However, I do keep a gigantic purple vibrator in my rather small and crowded first-drawer of my nightstand, and every once in a while, when I close it, something shifts and you can hear "BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" from inside, and that always cracks me up :)

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  71. Oh I forgot the Twilight calendar in my kitchen.

    So! I guess I have Twilight or Rob related stuff in every room but the bathroom!

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  72. You're fuckin hilarious!

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  73. My headboard is really a wall unit with bookshelves, cabinets, and drawers built in...Of course my Twi books have a place on the bookshelves and my mags go in the top drawer under a protective tray that slides out.

    But hubby hadn't realized I had started to hang a few Rob/Twilight pics up on the inside door of the cabinet on MY side.

    He spotted it the other day and asked, "What's that now like your high school LOCKER?"

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  75. In South Africa the RPattz supply is very meak so i tend to get my fix online.
    I save every single hawt pic I get of him on my phone and then upload it to my Facebook Album. I have a veeery impressive collection in there!

    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=132793&id=603451564

    O yes! I also have a poster in my kitchen cupboard! That way I can perv and look for food at the same time!

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  76. Ok I'm new to this blog (whixh I think is awesome btw) -waves- so thought I'd jump right in. I'm single and a student so my twistuff is everywhere in my room. It's bursting at the seems with posters and magazine cutouts used as wallpaper and I have to (small I admit) shelving unit thingiez that double as my twimuseum lol I'll send piciez x

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  77. I'm quite positive my hubby would divorce me if I put anything Twilight up in my house :(

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  78. I'm an almost 37 y/o married mom and I keep a set of the series and a copy of the Twilight movie companion next to the bed and a good portion of my 'shrine' on my dresser. My desk calendar at the office is New Moon. My husband bought me a poster from each of the movies and then was surprised when I framed and hung them up in the closet. He contributes to my mania and I'm proud to let my Tw-freak flag fly. Pictures are on their way. : )

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  79. First off, who got their books autographed and by who?? Dying to know that, and jealous MUCH!

    STY, I feel closer to you knowing we both (along with 10 trillion other loosers) have the Rob-o-licious calendar. Mine is proudly displayed on the wall next to my side of the bed. On my bed is the New Moon Edward blanket that hubby bought me in a fit of .... I don't know what possessed him actually, but I love him for it! He also just got me the New Moon movie book for V-day. He's catching on that Robward = good times for him and the purple headed monster. It's a win-win!

    My other Twi-stuff is somewhat scattered. My books are in my bedroom bookshelf, not hidden. I don't have any printed out twi-porn, it's all on the desktop in a FanFic folder. Kids are little and hubby isn't interested so no need for deep cover yet. My only secret twi crap are my magazines and my Edward Barbie, which is stuffed in a girlie pink backpack and lives in my closet. That's the only thing hubby doesn't know about yet, and I might never tell him. I accidentally got the Ed-barbie thinking it was the same as mini E. I still haven't gotten one of those.....

    Love your stashes, you guys ROCK!

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  80. I definitely have a TwiPorn drawer in the nightstand next to my bed...a couple of random magazines (Vanity Fair included, Details soon to come) and the books of course. It didn't occur to me until my boyfriend pointed it out that the nightstand drawer is the exact place where a dude would put his porn :)

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  81. I keep my small stash in my closet. A small stack of magazines, a calendar, the game... I'm sure my husband knows about them but he never makes any snide remarks. Good thing, because I'd hate to have to punch him in the nuts. I also have two official movie posters (that I got from theaters) - one Twilight, one New Moon - that I'll be hanging in my office. I'm sure my coworkers will be thrilled about that! LOL!

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  82. Well, seeing as that I am a now-single college freshman at the University of California (Insert name of CA city here, and no it's not LA or Berkley) I like to keep my Twilight-related stuff out in the open where parents and non-Twi friends will not give me crap about.
    I plaster the walls of my dorm with pictures of RPattz. I've got a poster of the Volturi next to one for District 9. Twilight DVD spoons with Marie Antoinette and Harry Potter. I have a separate section for any Twi-related books. And Lil' Edward is becoming fast friends with my Totoro doll.

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  83. Oh, mine is allll out in the open! I call my computer area my Twilight Zone. I have all the mags (except GQ - I wasn't addicted yet...), the books, my Rob movie collection: Haunted Airman, How to Be, Little Ashes (picked that up yesterday), bootleg New Moon (what?) and Twilight - both 2-disc and 3-disc sets. I have pics of Rob posted near my computer and I printed off on photo paper three New Moon posters (one was taken to work along with Mini-Edward).

    In my spare room, I have a big poster of CannesRob (the same pic as STY has on her calendar) as well as several of the posters that came out of US this past summer.

    I have the bestest one yet still in it's tube. I found, what I felt was the sexiest high def picture of RomeRob (until this weekend anyway) and had my gay friend blow it up into a gynormous poster for my friend's "New Moon Release Party" on the 20th. I'm sure he has his own version and has made bedsheets or his own version of underwear out it by now!

    Oh and I've already pre-ordered New Moon.

    Funny enough, no Twilight or Rob in my bedroom. Oh wait! Yes! I have the New Moon movie companion there as well as a copy of Our Town (the first play Rob was in).

    In my car....soundtracks to Twilight and New Moon and the score to New Moon.

    On my iPod...same as above as well as several "downloads" of Rob...

    AND I have a separate FB page and identity just for Twilight/Rob stuff.

    Is that good? Can I be in the club?? ;-)

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