I'm sure most of you are aware by now that we've finally made the Twitarded Goes To Forks blog LIVE! What? You didn't know? Have you been living under a rock for the past week? Have you not been paying attention to our every waking tweet on Twitter? Or has real life been giving you an ass fucking like it has for us these past weeks? Whatever your excuse, you don't have one now...
If you missed the new blog, please click HERE. But read the rest of this first and then you can click over.
We really need some information from all of you that are daring enough to embark on what is surely going to be an amazing fucking trip this fall. Do you see the bright red button to the left of this post? If you haven't already clicked on it, DO IT! There's also one on the Forks blog if you happen to be perusing shit over there.
Preparedness and timeliness have never been our forte here at Twitarded so we're really trying hard to plan some really fun fucking events in Forks. And to do this properly, and to make sure we have enough room for everyone, we need your help! Many of you have already filled out the form and thank you VERY much for that. So far we have over 50 travelers signed up but we know there are more of you out there... lurking...
Very soon we'll be posting lots of really awesome and helpful information over at the Forks blog so you'll want to add it to your favorites, or check it often. This will most likely replace the Facebook event page for where to go for "everything you need to know" so be sure to bookmark this bitch.
On another very exciting note, we here at Twitarded have decided to have a contest. Wahoooo, a contest!! We need a groovy banner and a button for the new Twitarded Goes To Forks blog and since we seem to be creatively challenged around these parts, we want you guys to help us out!! The only requirement is it must say Twitarded Goes To Forks. And if you would like to use the official Twitarded font, it's called "Marker Twins." The banner should be somewhere around 900 x 300 - some of you who make loads of awesome banners probably know better than I do. The button should be 200 x 150 or so.
The winner will received a FREE Twilight Tour this fall in Forks! Or if you're not coming to Forks, Snarkier Than You will draw a random prize from the Twitarded gift closet. All entries are due by Sunday, July 25th and we'll announce a winner within the week! Please email entries to firstname.lastname@example.org. Go forth and be artistic!