Sunday, July 4, 2010

Fourth of July Funnies - "Live Free or Twihard"

Happy Fourth of July to those of you celebrating Independence Day here in the States--and "nah-nah!" to our Twitarded friends across the pond - you're not the boss of us!

: )

I know everyone is probably off doing what Americans do to mark this important day in history: charring meat, chilling at a barbecue, drinking, and blowing shit up, but thought you might like to take a breather and have a laugh with us!

No Twilight fans were harmed in the making of this video (unless one of these lovely ladies pulled something while grinding on Edward), although someone might need a citation for glitter abuse.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend - and be safe!


  1. OMG that was fucking epic!!! LMFAO

    I didn't know Edward was so gangsta.....hahaha!

  2. Thanks for the laugh, hope you're starting to blow shit up where you are. ;)

  3. Bahaha! Yay! Happy 4th! Hope you have a (safe) awesome night! I don't want to hear about anyone losing limbs.

  4. stilllookingformyvampJuly 4, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    Holy shit, that was funny.

    No outdoor BBQ here - too hot here in Phoenix

    My big 4th of July party, which will start soon, consists of: My husband, my son, three grandmas and two lesbians. We are rocking in the stilllookingformyvamp house!

    Where the hell is my wine again???

    Everyone have a safe 4th - be careful blowing that shit up.

  5. Clearly, nothing is fucking sacred at Twitarded, not even holidays.

    I'm off to blow shit up. But I need a few drinks first.

    And the glitter on that dude was hysterical. Who knew Eddie was such a motha fucking gangsta!!

  6. thanks for the laugh- now i can go to work with a smile on my face.

  7. awesome way to celebrate the holiday!
    Bet it was a rainy one in Fooooorrrrrkkkks.

  8. Oh man. Thanks for that. It was desperately needed! My favorite line was...

    I have to go slow so I stare and do your eyes.


  9. but he did everything short of whipping his dick out and waggling it in my face

    ...ok now I have a visual

  10. That. Was. Awesome.


    I spent the weekend without internet access and almost blew a gasket but it's delightful to come back to all this Twilighty goodness!!

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  12. I spent my hoiday weekend reading University of Edward Masen. I was so pissed to get to the end and it's not finished yet?!?!?

    I would have gone mad if I'd started our lovely saga and had to wait for the next book to come out! Gah!


  13. Know: Occasum

    A police story about a poet vampire.


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