I'm actually afraid to admit this for fear I'll be ousted from the Twidom, Fandom and every other 'dom out there. But here goes anyway: I have been a very bad FanFic fan lately... so bad that I'm certain Mr. 50 Shades himself is going to hunt me down, drag me to his, ahem, playroom, and give me the spanking I deserve... and may or may not want soooo badly!
Sure, I have my few favorite stories that make me wring my hands in anticipation while waiting for the update, but I haven't started a new story in eons. Real life snuck up and whooped my ass big time. Plus with all our planning for Forks, I have had like zero free time to do anything but read updates.
But now that some of my favorite stories are coming to an end--I'm looking at you [with a tear in my eye] Osa Bella and The Family Business--I think it's about time to look for a few good candidates to fill my smut need. (My smut need is strong, Obi Wan.) Or maybe I just need for some slackers *cough*15 Step*cough*Edward Wallbanger to get on that writing stick and gimme some lovey-love. And lemons, please. Lots and lots of lemons.
And I'm probably not the only one who feels a sense of emptiness without our favorite tie-me-up-and-spank-me-like-you-know-you-want-to guy to look forward to every week. I miss Mr. Fifty Shades of Fucked Up like crazy. I still think about him often... *sigh* I know we've all seen video this a million times... wha? You haven't seen Biel's brilliant tribute to MotU? Well spank my ass and call me Sally, let's take a peak shall we...
And holy shit, while I was searching for this video... I also found this teaser for another MotU video. This was one minute and 48 seconds of sheer steamy goodness that nearly made me wet ma pants. Ho-ly fuuuuuuuuck!
So we all know Biel has amazing talent, and is a total lover of fuckawesome Fics. (Visit her YouTube channel and subscribe to the awesomeness if you haven't already!) Imagine my surprise when I recently came across a video for another Fic I had never heard of that she created yet another incredibly hot video for... I haven't read even a sentence of Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight but you can bet your ass I'm heading there veeeeery soon! It's described as a slash or "spank!fic" - the only slash I've read has been Ms. Kathy's The Trip Home (OMG, hot, hot, hot!) Biel's video for Raw and Rosy made me want--no, need!--to read it!
Like I said, I haven't read a word so I can't tell you if it's good or not. All I know is the video made me squirm in my seat just a bit and if that's any indication of the quality of this Fic, than sign me the fuck up! I probably won't have a chance to read until after Forks so if anyone has read it, or starts reading it...give us a review!
Happy Friday Bitches!
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