I have a bit of a crush on Jimmy Fallon. It started a few years back when he was in the movie Fever Pitch which basically ended up following my beloved Red Sox in their quest for their first World Series championship in 86 years. Did you know that they actually rewrote the end of this movie? In the original, the Sox lose (as usual), but when it was apparent they would finally win, the ending to the movie was rewritten and actually filmed at the World Series. I fucking love this movie. And even though I'm fairly certain Jimmy is not a true Sox fan, his portrayal made me believe he was the biggest fan ever. And it made me love him and possibly want to let him do some dirty stuff to me.
I'm not an avid watcher of Jimmy's late night show mainly because I'm too fucking old to stay up that late. But when I first saw his series of videos and the website called "Robert is Bothered" I pretty much nearly shit myself. These videos are pure fucking genius. The other day at work, I was having a completely sucky day so I went online to find something to cheer myself up and decided to visit Jimmy's website. It totally did the trick... I giggled through the whole collection of videos.
I haven't included all of them so go to the website to view the others. But here are some of my favorites.
Robert is bothered by technology - more specifically, the iPad. Since I recently bought one and am completely fucking addicted to it, I was dying laughing. What he says about the greasy fingerprints made me nearly piss my pants. Anyone with an iPad know exactly what he's talking about.
Sequels really bother Robert - especially New Moon. Why? Maybe because he's not in it much? And because it has a stupid title. He likes Twilight 2 more for an appropriate title. Or maybe he's just not a fan of werewolves.
Valentine's Day seems to be a thorn in Robert's side... and combined with his ungrateful, emotionless girlfriend's plastic attitude towards his gifts, he's not a big fan of this holiday!
And the piece de resistance... the video that solidified the fact that Robert Pattinson could be a great comedic actor if someone would only give him the chance. I only wish it was as long as the others - I feel totally gypped. Rob in that tree kills me. Dead.
You have to admit, while Jimmy is basically poking fun of our precious, he does it with class. The fucking hair kills me and totally has the outfit down - right to the Cullen crest wristband. And for some reason I just love it when he hisses at the camera! Makes me wish even more that SNL would invite Rob to host and maybe bring back Jimmy as a guest for the same show. I seriously think he would be pure genius.
We've all thought about the possibility of RPattz hosting SNL... maybe it's time we start a Facebook campaign like fans of Betty White did! So who's with me? Oh, and who's going to start the campaign? Fuck me, if one of us here at Twitarded is responsible, Rob will be Betty's age before it gets done.
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