Sunday, October 17, 2010

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go to Rome Rob


People, these are desperate times. Yes, we have all been through Rob droughts in the past, but lately, I think we have all been going through withdrawal due to a lack of mandated press junkets and a complete absence of of hawt red-carpet struts.

So what's a horny Twitard to do during these times of need??? I think I have the answer: revisit Rome Rob.

Seriously, has he ever looked more ferociously hot than he did in while promoting Twilight in Rome??? Everything about him just screamed "After a marathon shag session, I whipped my dick out of someone [hmmm... I wonder who...] about three seconds ago and I am giving new meaning to the phrase "sex on legs."

I'm not--by far--the only person in this situation. I snagged most of these pics and vids from ROBsessed and Random Acts of Rob's recent homages to Rome Rob. Thanks for that, JAG, Tink, Gozde, Kate and all you other Rome Rob aficionados... Together, we will get through these difficult, dry times and live to see another press tour. Amen.

Please to enjoy a few more pics. No captions necessary, but feel free to leave your own in the comments...


















I'll end with this vid made by RaoR's JAG - she knows her Rome Rob!


Robert Pattinson Personal Jesus


Sweet Rome Rob Dreams, people... And if you should not be so lucky, I hope Rome Rob gives your Monday a nice lift (or a sopping core).

43 comments:

  1. Le sigh.

    Now if you'll excuse me I have a sopping core to clean up....

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  2. Oh my, that pic where he has his thumb in his mouth, what is it about that pic.

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  3. I couldn't tell, is he wearing socks??? LOL

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  4. Rome Rob has always been my go to material if you kwim. That pic with his tongue sticking out... GAH!! Laters. *runs off for a bit of private time*

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  5. When in Rome, do Rob???

    This was the best post to read before bed that is for sure. Mmmmmm

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  6. @akn1982--Yes! That pic is...unf!

    I lurve me some Rome Rob (say that 5 times fast). I'm pretty sure I burned a hole through my couch when those pics were first released.

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  7. @ajn1982--Sorry for the typo. I need a beta for my comments apparently.

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  8. Oooooh thanks for that! I needed a healthy does of shcmexy Rome Rob. Hopefully my mind will cooperate and I can dream of him.

    xo J

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  9. The Rob to which ALL other robs shall forever be compared....My breath quickens and thighs spread apart at just the mention..

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  10. Aaah...Rome Rob. The good ol' days. It never disappoints.

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  11. Rome? What is this "Rome Rob?" Oh, this is Rome Rob. Oohhhhh. Thank you you for posting Rome Rob... I'm so new, I knew nothing of this Rome Rob. He looks way too relaxed... maybe this is before all of that fame kicked in and he started freaking out about it.

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  12. Faaaarrrrkkkk.... The thumb in the mouth pic.... The TONGUE pic....
    @Twi-Hearted & @Vermonster4Edward thanks for the fic links xx

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  13. Rome Rob - the gift that just keeps on giving....

    *Le sigh*

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  14. What better way could there be to start a Monday morning?! Thank you STY!! Dayum he's amazingly fuckhawt!!

    @Dangrdafne - "When in Rome, do Rob?" Brilliant!

    @Anonymous - "I couldn't tell, is he wearing socks???" LMAO

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  15. Wow, way to make a girl's Monday morning better!

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  16. He is so deliciously dirtymessysexy it makes me *shiver* Rome Rob was definitely one for the ages. UNF

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  17. CRIKEY!!! What is it about this man that makes the Vag quiver every time I look at Juice like this?? This is the before it got annoying to him phase, which I soooo LOVE the most..GOD THIS MAN IS BEAUTIFUL..Thanks for the Stroke er...stroll down memory lane.

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  18. i am tired. i am crabby, i am on my fifth caffeinated beverage and it's barely noon. but show me a pic of this man sticking his fingers into his mouth and everything is aaaaall better just like *that*. he's like calgon but sexier and better because i can get my fix at the office without somehow trying to figure out how to take a bubble bath in the ladies room.

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  19. holy mf crap . . . calgon take me away . . . i've never seen these before since they came out before i started paying attention to all things rob -- thanks, sty, for a great start to my Monday xoxo

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  20. Holy mutherfuckinhamsterfuckers with a big ol' side of FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK MMMMEEEEE! He is the epitome of scmexyhawtness! Thanks for the Robgasm @STY, I really needed it. *shivers*

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  21. Oh, thank you so much for Rome Rob! I actually don't have all of these pics yet in my vast collection -- I know, what the hell kind of obsessed fan am I? Plan to remedy that right quick, with a right click and *save*!

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  22. How Kristen didn't dump Michael it-sucks-that-my-girlfriend-HAS-to-kiss-Robert-Pattinson Aragano on the spot when she saw Rob in Rome... I'll never understand.

    He knew he looked hot that night. I think he started feeling really comfortable with the fact that he was playing "the hottest vampire in the world!" and he was owning it.

    Best. Rob. Ever.

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  23. Dear Lord.

    I have no words.

    *DEAD*

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  24. Sweet baby jeebus! Rome Rob is my fave. Notice that wet ground on the red carpet...I don't think that was from rain. Ahem. That second video is to die for.....he is my new religion. I may have already watched it a few times. Gah! Now can I eat from the body of Rob...I want my communion NOW!

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  25. Ah, Rome... I remember it like it was yesterday. That happened to be the day Rob was nearly late for his own premiere because we were too busy christening every piece of furniture in my hotel room. He barely had time to put clothes on...let alone shower. I can still remember the feel of his stubble on the inside of my thighs. Still remember the feel of his hair between my fingers...

    Please don't wake me up from this dream... I like it here.

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  26. Calgon references on a blog inspired by young-adult fiction. We be a fucked up demographic here in Twitardia. Perhaps that's your ancient Chinese secret to success.

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  27. The hair, oh the hair. It's totally sex hair.

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  28. My dirty h00r mind has turned each of these photos into a Rob-response to being flashed various & sundry naked fangirly parts. The lip biter in response to bewbs, of course. And the finger-biters...below the skirt!

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  29. @anonymous and @italhurts - LOL!

    Yummy post, @STY! Grazie!

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  30. Thanks for the Rob-porn. What I'd give to suck on that face!

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  31. still looking for my vampOctober 18, 2010 at 8:06 PM

    Sweet baby Jesus.

    My sopping core needs a shamwow.

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  32. I just clicked on an enlarged (heh) each pic.

    Then I licked the screen. Multiple times.

    Gawd. Lord have mercy.

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  33. Jesus-tap dancing-Christ! How in the fuck have I not seen these sweet, sweet pics?! I mean...SERIOUSLY. Before logging on here, I coughed so hard I threw up all over my bedroom floor and, not minutes later, I am ready to do the nasty. Where was this man forged?

    Ugh...and that second photo. The just-fucked-fuck-off hair, the stubble, the parted lips, the squinted eyes, and a fucking sweater?! Hello new desktop and wallpaper and favorite-est picture ever!

    By the way, thank you STY!!!

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  34. Sweet Jesus! The one where he is looking to the side and biting his thumb...FUCK ME!!! I need some alone time and a new pair of panties because mine have gone up in flames! Thanks for the post Snarky!

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  35. Oh sweet jesus. The thumb picture. We allllll know what he wants to taste off that thumb... dear god... I MIIIISSSS Rob hair. Please please go away baseball hats and beanies... WE NEED SEX hair BACK NOW!

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  36. I can totally cum on command for RomeRob. Twice.

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  37. Sterca Sancta!! Ego ami Rob Roma! Apudne te vel me? Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

    Et...

    Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? Veni, vidi, ITERUM VENI!!!


    That's right...He's so fucking hot I broke down into LATIN. *wipes sweat from brow*

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  38. still looking for my vampApril 29, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Sweet baby Jesus.

    My sopping core needs a shamwow.

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  39. holy mf crap . . . calgon take me away . . . i've never seen these before since they came out before i started paying attention to all things rob -- thanks, sty, for a great start to my Monday xoxo

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  40. i am tired. i am crabby, i am on my fifth caffeinated beverage and it's barely noon. but show me a pic of this man sticking his fingers into his mouth and everything is aaaaall better just like *that*. he's like calgon but sexier and better because i can get my fix at the office without somehow trying to figure out how to take a bubble bath in the ladies room.

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