And I'm not talking about cock, either. Well, technically that would be sucking or licking - not chewing - because I'm pretty sure that chewing on cock isn't really going to be appreciated by the owner of said penis and the result of such action would probably be really high-pitched dude-screaming and possibly a punch to the eye.
November is National Novel Writing Month. NaNoWriMo for short (except that sounds like a really painful disease to me). Basically, the challenge is to write a fifty-thousand-word novel in one month. 50K in 30 days.
Naturally, because I have oodles of time on my hands, what with a full time job, a hellish fucking commute, and this blog and all, I decided I was going to take the NaNoWriMo challenge.
Actually, I'm pretty sure Myg strong-armed me into doing this, that bitch. She's lucky she's such an awesome cuddler, that's all I'm saying. Plus, I have a serious girl crush on her. Oh, and she's a fucking talented writer and I want to touch her in the hopes that some of that talent brushes off on me.
Fifty thousand words, folks. In thirty days. When I told ML I was going to do this, he sighed and said it was nice knowing me. Snarkier Than You said something like, "That's great. You still have to post on Twitarded."
In her defense, I think I prefaced my "I signed up for NaNoWriMo" email with, "I swear I'll still post so don't kill me but..."
But I never said my posts were going to be good.
So here's my post, bitches. Hope you like it.
Okay, I'm kidding!! In all seriousness, it occurred to me that I probably should have written this post a few weeks ago and not on the night after the challenge starts because I bet there are a few of you out there that would like to take this challenge with me.
Well, with a lot of us, actually. Myg is on board, along with Suzspetals, My Car is an XKR, A Girl in the South, StarLit Violets, Inotu, Jayme805 and a bunch of others who probably now hate my fucking guts for not including them. Most, if not all, of these lovely ladies are on Twitter, if you're so inclined to seek to them out.
My brain is like cheesecloth, people. I apologize in advance.
If you do want participate - sign up here! Most of all, don't be afraid to just try. Your story doesn't have to even be thought out yet, mainly because I still have almost no clue what the fuck I'm going to write and I want more people in my oh-mah-gahd-what-am-I-gonna-write-about?? boat.
This is just a great opportunity to have a good time, try your hand at writing a novel, and encouraging and supporting the rest of us who are taking the challenge. Because if there is one thing you ladies are amazing at, it's supporting and cheering each other on. So many of you have blogs now and it's great to see the comments you leave on each others' posts.
Seriously, this community never ceases to amaze me. We really are like flowers and rainbows and unicorns and all that shit.
Well, flowers and rainbows and unicorns who like porn. And poop jokes. And cursing.
Whatever. You know what I mean.
In the meantime, I have a girl with a scar on her cheek that I need to fuck around with. And for once, her name ain't Bella. There is an Eddie character in my NaNoWriMo novel, however.
I had to have at least one Twilight-y reference, after all.
So, if you're writing this year, let us know in the comments!! If you've done this before but are still recovering, feel free to give up some tips and inside information.