The Twitarded Team would like to wish all you twat waffles a very Happy and Safe Holiday season! And just in case you are reading us on Christmas Eve.... here are some funnies... with a little Twitarded twist! You know we're not happy without the twist!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
I'm not gonna lie... this was almost me after our tree fell over 4 times while trying to put the damn thing up. Needless to say, we have no wreath on the front door.
I'm pretty sure this has scarred me for life and I will never be able to look at Santa again without throwing up in my mouth a little.
I was looking for a reason to quit drinking eggnog because of the calorie content. I think I just found it.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Merry Christmas Twitarded and Twitarded-land. Love to all
ReplyDeleteMerry Chrimbo everyone! Including TK.
ReplyDeleteLots of trench crawls from Texas x
Merry Christmas to all of you wonderful hoors!
ReplyDeleteloved the funnies!
I think we ALL love sparkly packages:)
Happy Christmas, lovelies! Even your Scottish arse, @laxplays.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas my #TwitardedTwatWaffleTwitterTweetinH00rs have a lovely Christmas Day..You are all amazing and keep me laughing..
ReplyDeleteIt would not be a Twitarded Christmas without a little mental scarring!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas ho ho ho's ;)
I be readin' ya too, Christmas Eve!! WHoo Hooo!!Merry Christmas twatwaffles and to all a good "Rob", oh, I mean night, I mean, night with Rob! Happy Happy!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas ladies! I hope you get everything you wished for, because I know you've all been good little twatwaffles this year.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to all, and to all a good shag.
ReplyDeleteNollaig Shona dhaoibh!
Merry Christmas to all of you, especially our fearless leaders, Sty, JJ, LKW and TK. You guys have given me the gift of laughter every day for more than a year now, and for that I thank you! :)
ReplyDeleteI hope someone finds Rob under their tree in the morning!! And if they do, they'd better make a video!
LoL I love them! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles, I love you ladies! Happy Holidays, everybody!!
-charla
Merry Christmas to all you TwiHoors!! xoxo
ReplyDeleteI wanna tear open that sparkly package!!
Merry Christmas Twitardia!! Thanks for the laughs! As I watch my kids greedily opening presents, I will be happily daydreaming of unwrapping the sparklep33n!!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to all the wonderful twi-hoors on here....you truly make my day better!! Lots of stress and drama in my life recently, and this blog is my happy place. I haven't laughed so hard in literally YEARS. Hope your holidays are sparkle-peen-tastic!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas ladies...
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Thanks for a great year!
I've had connectivity issues since Thursday afternoon, but I'm back now to wish everyone a Happy New Year! Hope your Christmas was everything it could be.
ReplyDeleteSince my future in-laws only have the wireless connection inside the main house, and we're outside in the "guest house," it's been a little difficult for me to enjoy certain habits. (Like a certain Fifty update, or starting The Plan about a billion days after everyone else)
ReplyDeleteEither way, Happy Fucking Christmas! Well, actually, I guess today is Boxing Day, whatever the fuck that means.
So go fill your boxes, bitches. We'll just pretend that THAT is the point of this holiday.
Hope you h00rs had a merry merry Christmas. I love you all so very much... thanks for making this past year f'ing awesome!
ReplyDeleteSorry for the late chime in. I hope everyone had a lovely holiday. Happy Boxing Day and Happy New Year!!!
ReplyDeleteNo Rob under my tree....oh well. There's always next year....and he will be a year older...unfortunately so will I.
XOXOXOXO
Merry Christmas! xxx
ReplyDeleteLove those..esp the history of eggnog and the saggy boobs one. Sweet.
ReplyDeleteHope all of you had a fantastic Christmas.
Love you h00rs.
xo J
Merry Christmas to all the wonderful twi-hoors on here....you truly make my day better!! Lots of stress and drama in my life recently, and this blog is my happy place. I haven't laughed so hard in literally YEARS. Hope your holidays are sparkle-peen-tastic!!
ReplyDeleteI be readin' ya too, Christmas Eve!! WHoo Hooo!!Merry Christmas twatwaffles and to all a good "Rob", oh, I mean night, I mean, night with Rob! Happy Happy!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Twitarded and Twitarded-land. Love to all
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