Okay, okay, I'm just kidding. Except, Edward Joins the Circus would be a really kick-ass movie. And if any of you steal my idea, just remember Latchkey Wife is unstable and owns weapons-- and is on my side.
Anyhoo, what I'm really talking about is the trailer for Water for Elephants, which hit the interwebs yesterday, causing a fluttering of labia across the world. Or, maybe just the Twi-world, anyway.
Why, you might ask? Actually, scratch that. If you have to ask why, you've clearly stumbled across the wrong blog and need to get the fuck out of here, stat. Unless you're really brave (or a filthy h00r in the making)-- then you can stay.
Hey! Vet Jacob Jankowski! Humans are animals too, you know. And I have something I think you need to examine...
Where was I? Sorry, all the blood rushed to my delicate rose and I passed out for a moment after staring at the picture.
Oh yeah. Water for Elephants trailer:
There are three reasons why I really want to see this movie:
1) I read the book and liked it.
2) It has an elephant in it and I like them too.
3) Robert Pattinson is the portraying the main character and he looks hot as hell and I want him to ride me like a fucking circus monkey. Or something like that.
Naturally, I'm not the only one who has a thing or two to say about this new flick. Normally, we don't tag-team you lovely readers but I guess tonight... we were feeling a little orgy-ish.
Snarkier Than You's Two Cents:
Am I the only one who thinks the dramatic music in the beginning of this trailer sounds similar to the Twilight trailer??? Anyone??? I had a near-Pavlovian response to it. OK, I drooled. They won this round. But I would have drooled anyway. This was one of those "Just when I think I'm gettin' out, they draaaaaag me back in!" moments for me. Although for the sake of full disclosure, I am vaguely concerned that he hardly speaks. But he looks so damn pretty that I don't care anymore even right now.
I was busy not paying attention to anything but this...
Texas Katherine's Two Cents:
Who doesn't love a trailer that starts with a good hammering? How long until April? I can not freaking wait to see Robward caring for animals instead of draining them. Uncle Sam, my tax return will be short $10 because it's a moral imperative I see this movie on April 15th. It doesn't hurt that I'm also a huge fan. I might be screaming like a fangirl on the Show. (Did I just show my age? Fuck you all.) That trailer really made me want to ride...elephants.
Latchkey Wife's Two Pennies...
After seeing so much of squeaky clean Edward Cullen, it will be refreshing to see Rob a little dirty and sweaty. It makes me kinda sweaty just thinking about it. And I'm going to want to lick him clean like a mother cat. I think I said it on Twitter last night - I'm fucked. I loved this book and I know I'm going to love the movie just as much. The trailer still leaves a lot to the imagination which I like, and even if RPattz doesn't utter more than a dozen words, he'll look so pretty it won't even matter. But my favorite part of the trailer was him lovingly holding on to the elephant's trunk - almost exactly the way I would hold on to his cock, if ever given the chance. The only difference is he never shoved that elephant's trunk in his mouth... Pleeeeeeeeease Santa, make April come soon!
Um, yeah. So there you have it. I think it's safe to say that we are all looking forward to seeing this flick. Honestly? I think it will be really worth it. But pray tell, what do you think?