Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I Got Naked and Blogged About It.

The working title of this post was "I must be out of my damn mind." It briefly changed to "Holy Fucking Shit! I Fucking Did What?!" but STY has a problem with damn curse words in the titles. You had better read this post fast before I come to my senses and delete it.

I don't do New Year's Resolutions, but this year I did decide to step outside my comfort zone more. This shouldn't be hard as my comfort zone is sitting alone on my couch with a feed bag of Skittles. Something else I don't do is celebrate Valentine's Day. Or Mother's Day. Or my birthday. Or, well you get the picture. Mr. TK & I decided to celebrate birthdays and Valentine's Day this year. (I still rebuke you, Mother's Day.) Somewhere around October 2010 I decided to throw some napalm on my comfort zone and combine that with a Valentine's Day present. I decided to do a top secret racy photo shoot for Mr. TK. And blog about it. I must be out of my damn mind.

I immediately realized I needed a list to pull this off. I'm a list maker. Lists make me feel warm and safe at night. I made a list of all the things I'd need to do before the photo shoot. Top of the list was stepping up my exercise regime so I'm in top-notch shape. Have I mentioned my penchant for procrastination?


I started keeping a sort of journal for this event. You'll find the entries below.

Late October: Resolved to take naked or mostly naked pics and start trolling the internet obsessively for new lingerie. Who wants to take pics in the old stuff?

November 15: Overwhelmed with lingerie choices. Still not exercising with the regularity I promised myself.

Roughly mid-November: Texted @OhFefe and asked her if she wanted to get naked and take some pictures with me. Her immediate response: "Sure!" I love her.

November 26: Realized that OMG I FORGOT TO MAKE THE APPOINTMENT WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHER! How I don't die under the weight of my own stupidity, I'll never know.

November 27: Made the appointment with Ali Parker Photography for a photo shoot on January 15th.

December 2: Holy shit, why am I not working out every day?!

December 15: Narrowed down lingerie choices from 347,987,685 options to the top 10. Enlisted the help of Anntastic from Twi-fecta. [Here's where I have to say, none of this would have ever happened without Anne's help. She is a gem.]

December 20: Tried to order the top 3 lingerie choices from Trashy Lingerie. Did you know they custom make ALL their lingerie? I didn't. Six or more weeks for delivery. I had less than four. Motherfucker.

December 23: Why am I still not exercising every day? Tried to order lingerie choices 4-6 from La Perla. They didn't have my size in stock. FML.

December 28: Made a hair appointment and actually checked one item off the list.

December 29: Realized I don't have a local salon for waxing. Started researching this. The average price here is $35. WTF? I certainly wouldn't de-pelt a person for only $35. Started asking random strangers if they get waxed, how much they pay and if these places are going to burn off my snatch. I need my snatch. I use it every day.

December 30: Stared at my ass in the mirror for a full 20 minutes. It was higher and tighter the last time I looked at it. I guess the last time I examined it I was 25. Whatever.

December 31: Gave up on trying to order lingerie from anywhere in the continental U.S. Found several things on a British site. Threw them in the virtual shopping cart. Did the currency conversion. Almost passed out. Proceeded to checkout. An alert popped up that fastest estimated shipping time is more than 2 weeks. Aaahhhhh! It's almost 2011! Are they shipping it on the fucking Mayflower? FML.

January 1-2: Purchased at least 15 backup lingerie pieces. I hate them all.

January 6: Took mostly naked pictures of myself in the aforementioned hated lingerie & sent them to nearly every person in my contacts list for their opinions. I pretty much looked like sex on a stick standing in my poorly lit bathroom, not having showered and laundry hanging in the background.

January 7: Made my waxing appointment. My schedule being what it is, I will have to squeeze this in during lunch and go back to work. FML.

January 8: Booked a hotel room. Mr. TK asked why I'm acting funny. He intimated that he thinks I'm having an affair.
New lingerie: $300
Waxing: $50
Hotel room: $100
The demise of my marriage: Priceless

January 15: OMFG TODAY IS THE DAY! I almost puked at least 3 times in the morning. The amount of subterfuge it took to get out of the house with 2 giant bags full of lingerie, shoes, and beauty products was unreal. Arrived at the hotel. It kicked ass. I will not name the hotel because there were allegedly some damages that said hotel never noticed. Both Fefe & I tried to fix a crooked painting and knocked it off the wall. On 2 separate occasions. Oops. It's also possible a lamp was broken. I can neither confirm nor deny.

The hotel room...before we went all Charlie Sheen on its ass. Also, the room is not crooked. I suck at photography.

Our make-shift bar. What's that in front of the Goose?

That's right. A Forks shot glass, baby. You were all there with me in spirit. I hope you averted your eyes.

Hair and makeup were done in record time. I barely had time to throw back 2 shots of Grey Goose before my semi-naked ass was on that bed. Ali was amazing. A-MA-ZING. I can't imagine doing this with anyone else. I am the most awkward and un-photogenic person on the planet. I hate having my picture taken. I was the "Photo Not Available" girl throughout my school years. Ali made me so comfortable instantly. We went from introductions and an exchange of pleasantries to me walking around in panties and a smile an hour later. She lives in Oklahoma, but I would recommend her to anyone and everyone. You need to fly her and her magic camera to your neighborhood if you even contemplate taking these kinds of photos. Seriously, her camera is magic.

Fefe and I had the best time. If I ever visit that hotel again, I will have to check in under an alias. Aside from the aforementioned alleged damages, the trash cans were full of fake eyelash and hosiery packaging, lingerie price tags, a sushi container (a story for another time) and broken lamp parts. We are rock stars.

Fefe and me showing what rock stars we are. I'm always on top. Always.

After the shoot, we went to a burger joint and wolfed down some greasy deliciousness. With our hair and makeup still done, I'm sure people thought we were strippers who knocked off early for the night. Whatever. I brought Mr. TK home a bag of food, shoved it in his face and kept my head covered as I ran in the door and straight to the bathroom. How I'm still married after being gone all day to an undisclosed location, coming home with an overnight bag, stripper makeup and sex hair, I'll never know. Mr. TK was just pissed that it was so easy to distract him with food.

Against my better judgment, I'm posting the least risque shots below. Only Mr. TK (and a handful of other people) will ever get to see the rest. Unless I lose my phone. Then I'm fucked.

This mattress was like quicksand. Next time we do this (and there will be a next time), I'm bringing a long stick so Fefe can rescue my ass from the sinking bed.

The roots of my hair look really good here.

I think I had to hold this pose for an hour. Or 2 minutes. Whichever. My abs were on fire.

I refuse to be seen in anything other than black and white and soft lighting going forward.


Yep, that window was open the whole time because we needed the light. The other hotel patrons got a little extra bang for their buck.

There's really no way to not have an awkward transition here. I'm just going to hide now while you all make dart boards out of my ass.

85 comments:

  1. I hate you, you fucking gorgeous slut. **Pours a gigantic glass of wine and waddles off to find her bag of Cheetos**

    Beauty TK. And guts for posting it!! By the way, I'll need to borrow your phone when we're in sxsw...

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  2. I love you, you smokin' little hussy you... You and your ginormous balls (that somehow don't show up on film).

    xoxo

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  3. That is soooo so awesome. I am jealous. I want to do that!

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  4. Damn, TK, you look hot! I wish I had the body (and the guts) to do a shoot like that. Thank you, you gave me something to shoot for. :)
    New goal - have TK's legs, stomach, and ass by Forks. Totally possible, right? Perhaps I should put down the plate of tacos...

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  5. Well, if I looked like you, I'd take hot pictures of myself for my husband, too! Damn, girl! I think that's awesome, and the pictures are fantastic - i love love love the one with your legs in the air - just gorgeous. Well done, and thanks for sharing!

    Now I'm off to drown my sorrows (re: not having your smokin' bod) in wine and ding-dongs. Shit... maybe that's my problem...

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  6. You are beautiful. You are brave. You are brilliant. I fucking hate you.
    Really, they are PHENOMENAL.

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  7. You're hot!! So are the pictures! Mr. TK is one lucky dude!

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  8. The pics turned out beautiful! The on with your feet in the air is so pretty. Georgous shot.

    I think I may work out tonight.

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  9. Beautiful! Stunning- thanks for the ideas! funny that you posted thus cuz I'm doing photos on Feb11th! And yes I know all about how awesome Trashy is- I was in their store 2 weeks ago. I dropped some serious coin but it was worth it! You will never regret having those pics! XOXO

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  10. I think we should all do our own version/interpritation of the feet in the air pic and send it to Twitarded. That would be a fun post.

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  11. What more can I say.......

    "I.would.do.you."

    X
    p.s. the legs in the air is hawt!!!!!!

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  12. You're pics seem to be having a number of effects on our readers...from wanting to work out, to wanting to eat, to pretty much hating your skinny guts. I love you TK for having the ginormous lady balls to not only do this, but to tell our readers all about it! Awesome pics you gorgeous bitch! Oh and can someone please tell Mr. TK he's going to need to make all the doorways at Casa TK a bit wider for her big, giant head! Haha...*mwah*

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  13. Jesus TK. If my ass looked like yours I would walk around naked ALL.DAY.LONG. I would literally never put clothes on.

    You gotta blog again and let us know MR TK's reaction. That is assuming he doesnt go into cardiac arrest when he sees them...

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  14. Hot! You got some guts!

    Or maybe not. If I looked like that, I would probably run nekkid through the streets screaming "Eat your hearts out bitches!"

    Well. We will never know about me, but Mr. TK is one lucky dude! Nicely done!

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  15. I've been wanting to book a boudoir photoshoot for a while. TK, your pics are gorgeous! I think this just gave me the courage to do it!!

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  16. @twopeas1pod--Mr TK saw the pics the other day. His V-day pressie is getting them bound in a book. He liked them. Very much. Especially the pics I did not post. ;)

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  17. Wow! Witty, brave AND beautiful...you bitch! I mean "congratulations" - to Mr. TK too;) Thanx for sharin'!

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  18. *grabs the bottle of wine JJ didn't finish and a half gallon of ice cream and waddles off to wallow with her*
    HOLY SHIT TK! I wish I had a body like that, damn woman, oh and the guts to be semi naked in front of a total stranger!!! ;-) Those pics are so fuck hawt, especially the legs in the air. You could so use that pic as a banner for Going Down!!!! (hint hint, nudge nudge... cough*update*cough)

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  19. omfg this was amazing. you're both gorgeous and hunny you dont need to work out at all... shit you make me look like a whale.

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  20. @tk - The first time I see pics of you & your half/mostly nekkid super fine ass is in them. I agree with all the other comments: you r too hot, too funny, too smart and now I feel even more inferior than before. I'm pretty sure I hate you :)

    Okay, okay...I dont hate you, I still love you...but I am super jealous of your fine ass!

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  21. Could you be any worse?
    You're funny, have written a hawt ( hint hint) story and your ass looks like that?!?!!!?!!! Damn. I would photograph my ass every day - if it looked like that

    Love, the other TK

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  22. Jeeze these are gorgeous. If I didn't like you so much, I'd totally hate you.

    One day I will take pictures like this. If not for a man, I will take them for me. I will work out for months, take the pictures and then eat for months.

    Good plan?

    I think so.

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  23. Jeebus you are crazy hot. Great photos and kudos to you for doing them!!!

    And Ali Parker is one fine photographer.

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  24. I'm turning 37 tomorrow *uggh* and I've always wanted to do a 50's-style pinup shoot. I'm realizing now is the time to do it! My ass has never looked as perky as yours, but it'll never be better than it is now. You've inspired me! I'm sure my husband will thank you, plus it'll be great to look back on the photos when I'm old and saggy(er).

    vw: demuoss- "dem" pics of "u oss" look mighty fine TK!

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  25. WOW. First - this was freaking hilarious! Second - you are incredibly brave. I can't imagine the amount of tequila it would take for me to let anyone photograph me like this. Of course, I don't have your butt cheeks. Nice ones, btw.

    Well done, TK, well done. Now that we've all seen the goods, good luck not getting molested in Forks.

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  26. Beautiful, just beautiful. Mr. TK is a very lucky man.

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  27. And, in addition to this creative and courageous and wonderful blog, I love the line "How I don't die under the weight of my own stupidity, I'll never know." and I can't wait to use it myself!

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  28. I have banned Mr. Myg from ever reading Twitarded again. Good work, TK.

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  29. Erotic, breathtaking, brave. You have given all our inner goddesses a reason to put on those heels we know we look good in, and to tell our inner skeptic to shut the fuck up.

    Thank you!
    Patina Zwieback

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  30. What everyone else said X10.. and I think I may have a girl crush..JS WOW Woah Whoa wah.. Thanks for sharing.

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  31. You are one hawt bitch. Watch out KStew, I now have a new girl crush.

    That is all.

    No, that's not all..you have a great ass and legs..as well as a pretty FTMFW!

    XO J

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  32. face...it was supposed to say face.

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  33. Gorgeous photos, TK!

    Now can we hook you up to an intravenous lard drip so some of us won't feel so jealous?

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  34. Just looking at TK makes me feel like Jabba the Hut... and for fucks sake, I think I lost five pounds from my water and Top Ramen diet (my plane ticket for Forks isn't going to come in cheap you know! Plus, when the zombie apocalypse strikes, it's all I'm going to eat so I need to get used to it).

    For some reason, this reminds me of that Simpsons episode when Homer takes all those erotic pictures for Marge.

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  35. Nice legs TK! Totally hate your hot skinny ass btw. Bitch :)

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  36. Wow your pics are really pretty. I could never be brave enough to do something like that, let alone put any of those pictures online. I think it's time for some collective sulking.

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  37. Jaysus girl..you are one hot tamale!!

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  38. @LwE - when I read your comment about everyone doing 'legs in the air' I thought it was Edward posting. I was gonna get all 'your legs don't bend, buddy' on his ass. j/s!

    @TK - you are incredible. I think you may have just inspired me to do something pretty fucking massive in my life. watch this space.

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  39. Wow those pics are AMAZING!!!!!!!!! I mean really....I would stick the tip in lol Kudos to you and damn your husband is lucky. I wish I had the guts (and the body) to pose for pics like that. You go TK!!!! You are my hero :-)

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  40. Lmao! I loved the timeline, it sounds eerily similar to mine! (minus the exercise) I had a blast getting naked with you and can't wait to do it again! Mr Fefe still thinks I'm planning a threesome for V-Day *smh* PS I hate you for your lonnnnng beautifully perfect legs ;)

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  41. This whole entire blog just makes me completely and utterly happy! I am so proud to have been a part and I really am honored with each of my beautiful clients who trust me enough to capture their beauty. To any of those on the fence or interested in Boudoir photography- don't wait until you've "lost that weight/had that surgery/blah blah blah" just DO IT! Especially if it's for that special someone in your life. They love you just the way you are!
    PS- I travel. JS ;)
    ~Ali
    Photographer of Sexiness

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  42. Bad.Ass. That's what you are. I'm planning on doing a boudoir shoot for The Bentist before the wedding, as a wedding gift. I figure I'll be in the best shape of my life (I hope I hope I hope), so I might as well take advantage of the bod I'll be putting into a wedding dress.

    Thanks to your smart, tight ass, I am not at all intimidated by the idea of some stranger ogling me with a camera in hand. In fact, bring it. Let's get nekkid.

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  43. Absolute stunning! You and the photos (great job Ali...you never know I may have to have you come to CA!)I love that you did this!

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  44. TK darling...so freaking hot. They really did turn out fantastic. As if we doubted they would. You are beautiful darling...and I so love you have that completely beautiful snarky brain to go with your hotness.

    If that were me in that window...there wouldn't have been any natural light to speak of...ftr.

    PS-I think you should send these to Rob...you know just so he knows all us "older" admirers aren't grody....be the poster Twitard for us all TK!

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  45. Wow, honey, you are SMOKIN! You go girl!

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  46. Fuck, that was a good idea and you ARE hot. Shit, I totally should've done that before I had two kids.

    And oh yeah, Ali rocks. I'm going to go and check out her website now.

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  47. Wow! You and Ali are better than rock stars because you aren't skanky. The photos are erotic and classy. Black and white with just a touch of color...so good. I love the way you inspire others, TK. I bet Mr. TK was relieved that you weren't running around.

    Ali, great advice. We are always too critical of ourselves. Our SO's don't notice that shit til we make an issue of it.

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  48. Oh, how effin' depressed I am right now :-(

    I jest! Way to go TK! If I had a bod like yours, I'd be booking a photoshoot too! Brilliant pics - and well done you for having the balls to do it!

    Ali says she travels... Hmmm, overseas? ;-)

    CC x

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  49. I was planning a comment in my head, but then I scrolled down and read JJ's: "I hate you, you fucking gorgeous slut. **Pours a gigantic glass of wine and waddles off to find her bag of Cheetos**"

    I really couldn't say it better!

    Awesome, great shoot! I'm just gonna put on some stretchy pants. Yeah.

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  50. Ok, so I just looked at these photos again...and holy fuck TK, your legs appear to be as long as my whole chubby body! What are you like 6'7"?

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  51. It's official: TK will have to be out Rob-bait for Forks this year. I have all the confidence in the world that she could lure him there. Kstew, k-schmew...

    : )

    and @ Ali Parker - these are BEAUTIFUL pics! I was checking out your blog and while the more family-oriented pics are very nice, I think you have found your true calling with the boudoir shots - rawwr! xo

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  52. Wow TK you are HOTTTT! I have been planning on doing this for my husband for a while now. I already have all the lingerie and everything just needed a photographer and now I think I found one. Thanks so much for sharing.

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  53. These are amazing. Just effing amazing. *le sigh* You're so lucky. Now you can frump around with dirty hair and a stained sweatshirt 7 days a week because you can pull those pics out any time and know you could look like that if you wanted to.

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  54. JFC, gorgeous!!!!! Ded.

    Kelysuperficial/twitter

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  55. You guys are making me blush. I really think everyone should do this, no matter what your size, age or the # of babies pushed through your hoohah. Every woman has body issues & we are all our worst critics. Just bite the bullet & have fun.

    This PSA was brought to you by the letter V for vodka. Drunk some & go take some naked pictures.

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  56. Those are so great and you have a fantastic body! I am taking your ass/leg pic and hanging it on my fridge for motivation!

    You rock it all and I agree we should use you for bait for Rob/Peter/Kellan/Jackson to come to Forks! A few unmarked envelopes to them should do the trick!:)

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  57. WOW, HOLY MOLY!!

    Those are gorgeous pictures and you are just beautiful!!! I mean WOW!!!

    I have ALWAYS wanted to do photos like that... now I might just have to do it!!!

    Thank you so much for sharing this, really. GORGEOUS!!!

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  58. *phew* Taking a deep breath here.

    Okay, I'm coming out of lurkdom for YOU, TK! And Jesus H. Christ can I have your ass, and your waist, and your roots (mine are filled with gray)? Your balls are very large, although, I did not see them in that teeny panty photo, which was fuckhawt by the way.

    Bravo! I now want to do this, although, there may be some lipo before that happens.

    loss4words

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  59. These are beautiful photos. Great job Ali & TK! Something to think about doing if I ever get married. :-) Smooches!

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  60. You rock!
    I'm inspired!
    ~Carly

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  61. still looking for my vampJanuary 26, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    TK,

    I would do you in a heartbeat if I swung that way. Beautiful pictures, and really nice ass!

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  62. If I looked like that I would have been naked in the Lobby!

    Your waist is so tiny!

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  63. Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous, the pictures are good too. I'm completely rethinking my anti-valentines day stance. Will never think of a gift for that holiday quite the same way.

    I might start my own list...

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  64. I rarely leave a comment but I had to. I know you are married, and hell I am too and completely straight but I have to ask...
    TK I promise to love you every single day of forever, would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me??
    lmao, sorry I may still be a lil fuzzy in the head because those pics are amazing!!
    What a lucky guy!
    thanks for sharing w/ all of us hoors, I SO know what I'm doing, after my tummy tuck! *wink wink*

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  65. I would wear that lingerie to the damn grocery store if I looked as amazing as you, TK!! Rock on, girl, you look fuck-hawt!! I'm surprised Mr. TK didn't choke on his own tongue when he saw his present!

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  66. TK, You are awesome & beautiful! I'm sure hubby will be wanting to fill you in on how he'd like to re-inact some of those pictures! HAWT!!

    I did this for my hubs 24 years ago by a photographer in Beverly Hills. I had a gf go with me. I had just had my second son, he was 6 mos old, so it was a great confidence booster. I couldn't wait to give them to hubs for xmas.
    When he saw them he was like, "WOW". He later picked out other proofs to get more pics made.
    I used to have one of the pics on my avatar.

    I do recommend to others to DO IT! and have fun! Know that you ALL are BEAUTIFUL!!

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  67. Bitch.
    I want to look like that naked!!! You are fucking gorgeous bb! I totally want to do some pics now!

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  68. Jesus Fucking Christ!! And I thought I envied you for your wit!

    A lot of women want to do this but you had the balls to actually do it. I have always thought this would be cool. Two things stand in my way: my horrible body image about everything except my boobs (which are, for my age, spectacular) and the fact that I NEVER spend money on myself unless it's for booze or going to FFFOOOORRKKSSS!!!!!!

    Thank you TK from the bottom of my heart. I'm making the appointment for my tummy tuck consult today. I had been putting it off with every lame-ass excuse: I need to lose more weight (I've been saying that for 30 years), I can't take the time off work (I have 4 weeks of unused vacation saved), I should spend that money on the kids (aka the spoiled, ungrateful moneygrubbers). I think it's time for me to shit or get off the pot.

    You're the coolest person I've never met!

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  69. {{{gasp}}}} TK, you are outfuckingstanding!!!
    I had to wait until the boss left to add my comments. I am so glad you let your inner sex kitten out for this photo shoot! I did this 19 years ago after the birth of out 3rd child for my "NOW", EX-idiot of a husband. I was 36 then..yeah, yeah..do the math! They were called Glamour shots or something and not nearly as racy. Upper body but I was in a leather motorcycle jacket...nekkid underneath. I was really introverted them and just could not pull off the vamp look but there were a few really nice ones. This was a Christmas present to him. When he opened then on Christmas day his response was " what a waste of his money" ( like I didn't work my entire married life and still am! ((asshole))! I was of course crushed and put them safely away. When I saw your shoot I decided right then and there to drag them out of hiding and display my favorites, even they are a bit old. I may be one of the oldest Twitards in the bunch but put me in leather and look out FORKS!!!!!!!
    Flove you guys and can't wait to meet you all in Sept!

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  70. @Micki_Martini...ok...I say we compare "Old Boobs" (time to get out the lanolin! LOL
    Please say you are going to Forks!!!

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  71. You are fucking sexy!! Mr. TK is going to love it.

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  72. hoolllllyy farrrrkkkiinnngg crappp! you are absolutely marvelous & breath-taking! you have NO REASON to bitch *grins* about your body! you & ali worked some serious mojo magic here! major props!

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  73. You ROCK Sista!! Beautiful images..you do the sistas good!

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  74. TK, you are BEA-U-TI-FUL! And apparently you have gigantic cajones for not only taking these, but posting them too! *thud* That was your husband falling over after he sees these.

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  75. Hoooooly Shit, you look amazing! I am so jealous! Really beautiful photos, tasteful and sexy. And I have to add your body and skin are amazing!

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  76. I was really hoping you were going to be fat and ugly. Shit. ;-)

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  77. Well, damn it! I've never been so envious and inspired all at once. I would be feeling totes inadequate and would probably be hating on your beautiful bad self if I didn't admire your moxie so much. Rawk on, lovely.

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  78. Long legs, small arse and a tiny waist, you've got a body to die for TK and those pics are sexy HOT!

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  79. TK- I would tap that for sure. You are amazingly beautiful and that you for having the guts to post this. I actually have a photographer near me that does these, and she is amazing. Although I must say Ali, lovely work. My mom actually got some photos done like this for my dad and they turned out amazing. I'm next in line ;) I don't think I'd ever be brave enough to post them on a blog though love. They are going to be a second anniversary gift to my hubby, cause it takes a while to save! I agree with what you said earlier though, don't wait until you reach your perfect size, or you think you're too old...etc. love your body, cause every one of you beautiful ladies is worth it no matter your size!

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  80. Holy fucking gorgeous! Good for you, that takes a lot of guts!!

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  81. TK darling...so freaking hot. They really did turn out fantastic. As if we doubted they would. You are beautiful darling...and I so love you have that completely beautiful snarky brain to go with your hotness.

    If that were me in that window...there wouldn't have been any natural light to speak of...ftr.

    PS-I think you should send these to Rob...you know just so he knows all us "older" admirers aren't grody....be the poster Twitard for us all TK!

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  82. omfg this was amazing. you're both gorgeous and hunny you dont need to work out at all... shit you make me look like a whale.

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  83. Wow! Witty, brave AND beautiful...you bitch! I mean "congratulations" - to Mr. TK too;) Thanx for sharin'!

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  84. you look fucking fab & then some. and didnt about 10m later u have a baby girl? so these clearly did the "job" ; ) veryyyy pretty & tasteful! i so wish i had the guts to do this for Mr. Red

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