Wednesday, February 2, 2011

A Little of This, A Little of That - Fan Fiction Recs!

I'm going to blame it on the weather but I have been in a major funk lately. I'm pretty sure tons of snow and ice and miserable freezing temperatures can do that to a person.

I'm once again holed up in my house and trying my hardest not to shovel anything and everything that's edible into my fat gob out of sheer boredom and restlessness. I can't really think of anything else to do, except maybe read fan fiction and procasturbate.

As I was perusing the ridiculous amount of fics that I have on my To Be Read list, I realized that it's been awhile since I've tossed out a few tasty fan fic morsels.

Riding the Fence - Morethanmyself
He's everything she thought she'd never want. He just wanted to get in her pants. Which side of the fence does she land on?

This is some hot shit. The author doesn't hold back and barrels out of the starting line with some lemony goodness. This Bella is a little fucked up and bisexual but genuinely lovable in her own dysfunctional way. Oh, and the UST between her and Edward is off the fucking hook. Yum.

A Pound of Flesh - Jaxon22
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other?

Um, Punk-assward? Need I say more. Bella is an independent, slight stubborn woman who meets her match when she begins to tutor the ball-busting, bad-ass, ex-con, Edward.

Full Moon Rising - Beautiful Messenger
Alice/Jasper primarily. The story addresses the question of what exactly happened to Alice before she was turned and what she did in between her birth of a vampire and the Twilight saga. It's a really interesting take and follows true to Alice's storyline in the story. Personally, I've always felt that Alice probably had the most interesting story out of all the Cullens and I'm glad to see someone spinning their take on it.

Grasping Darkness - KiyaRaven
A dark angel visits Bella Swan in her dreams, filling her with lust and unparalleled pleasure, but what happens when the line between fantasy and reality starts to blur?

I've only just started this one and I think it has tons of potential. Edward is dark, menacing with a little hint of domward in him, which makes for some deliciously lemony goodness.

Million Dollar Baby - clpsuperstar
When Renee is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Isabella makes the ultimate sacrifice. Selling herself to the highest bidder to do with her as they please may just prove to be more than she bargained for.

I'm pretty sure there is a plot to this fic but I totally lose my train of thought when I hit the sex scenes. One minute I'm reading and the next I'm dry humping the computer chair and panting over my laptop.

I hope you enjoy! One of my favorite things about doing fic recommendations is that all you lovely heavy-consumers-of-pornography leave your own recommendations in the comments. So please, let us know what gets your vagina revvin' or what fills your angst tank.

Oh, wait! Before I forget -- because I know what a bunch of fic-loving h00rs we all are, Latchkey Wife went ahead and developed a new page (hint - look up top, near the Best of Twitarded linky thing) that lists all the fan fiction recommendations we've done in the past. Check back often! I promise you, this list will grow.


  1. Oh boy, I think I may the first to comment! (We'll see.) Thank you, thank you, thank you JJ - I, too have always thought that the story of Alice and what she must have endured as a child with 'vision' and then her years in the assylum and then what happened to her when she was changed and had to make her way in the world until her vision of finding Jasper was realized. I can't wait to go reat this fanfic!!!!! I'm still working on a few others, but I think I'll start on this one now. Thanks for the list at the top of the blog, too.

  2. Surprise! Surprise! You've given us some recommendations that are NOT on my ten-mile long To-Be-Read list! Yea!

    Thanks! Imma put these on top!

  3. I LOVE Pound of Flesh. It is pwning my ass hard. It is a must read.

  4. I liked Emancipation Proclamation it's really long but worth it. Going to check these now!

  5. My "to read once complete" list updated. I am too old and scattered to keep up with all the in progress anymore.

    For anyone else who struggles, I highly recommend creating your own community to throw WIP's on and check periodically for a completion.

    I took back my inbox and owned that bitch!! LOL!!

  6. I'm right with you with Million dollar baby, totally hot. I'm into Grasping darkness too, a very different Edward but I love him regardless. My humble recommendations are:
    - Surviving Bella by Savage.(18chapters- complete) (
    - Dead On My Feet by Cesca Marie(36 chapters-complete)(
    Enjoy girls.
    Love always

  7. Some of the title graphics that come with these fanfics are just amazing. They also help to suck you into the stories. There are some very talented people out there!

  8. It's still a WIP but the Diva Diaries totally does tingly things to real real good ways.......and they haven't even had sex yet!

  9. I have to agree with A Pound of Flesh. The UST and eventual lemons are panty melters. Chapters are as long as Edward's cock too.

    Another hot as fuck fic is Ride by Kris Salvador Anonymous train fuck, 'nuff said.

    I'm currently rec'ing The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 AND Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison on my new fanfic blog,

  10. Acting Out is totally fuckhot and very well-written.

    lemons are really good, with several hot threesomes and slash too. run don't walk ladies. :)

  11. Ok I'm a shitty ff reader. I have only read 4. That's right...4!

    My list is miles and miles long of "to-read ff" and I'm SO glad you h00rs made a link to your previous recs because usually I'm too lazy to add them to my list. :)

  12. Puddle Jumping by 107YearOldVirgin is really really good. Nearly complete and updates daily. Addictive much!

    Oh, and Million Dollar Baby? Mmmmmmm yummy. Do it!

    @Jaymes - 4?? WHAT? Stop watching 90's TV and start reading, sister!

  13. Nononononono NO NO! I do not need more fanfiction!!! My life is coming to a standstill as it is and I. Need. To. Sleep!

    Ok that said, I'm gonna check out the Alice / Jasper one. MotU still has me hooked as well as little thing called 15 Step * hint hint*.

    @Anonymous (1): I just discovered Emancipation Proclamation and although I wasn't sure at first I'm hooked and really enjoying it. Not finished yet, ergo the not sleeping...

    word ver: undsmsd (what I say first thing in the morning coz I am sleep deprived and have lost the ability to speak coherently)

  14. Ooooh I loved Emancipation Proclamation. Loved Surviving Bella too (and "Hide and Drink" by the same author). Those are my recent favorites. My to-read list is too long. I wish I had more time to read! The sad thing is when I look at my list of stories I have read, I can't for the life of me remember the plot to about half of them. Maybe I have read too much fan fiction?


  15. So much fanfiction, so little really is the gift that keeps on giving. I would like to add one here that is a work in progress: Breaking News by WriteOnTime...Bella is a super smart, independent journalist/newscaster and Edward is the is smart, funny, and fucking hot. Love it.

    Just started Love In My Box last night per LKW's rec to me....loving that so far.

    I need a fanfic vacation....where that is all that is expected of read...and keep reading. Sigh.

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  17. My first comment ever. I think. I am already hooked on 'Million Dollar Baby' and I'm only on Chapter One, so thanks for that, bitches.

    Grrrrrr. Oh fuck it, I didn't really need to cook or clean anyway.

  18. Yes, I'll say it, I'm not a huge FF reader. I have read a few and enjoyed them, but I have so many um... RL?... books that are out now that I've been spending time on those.

    I'm keeping a list now and following now! :) So happy you have a blog, girlie!

    Oh, and JJ, move the fuck out of the North East. The South-West Coast is just peachy this time of year. ;)

  19. Oh, man! I haven't read any of those. *adding to the list*

    OK, a great Alice back story is Singularity by openhome:

    Off to read! Oh, and have you heard that Sunday is National Porn day? It's made up by some church, I think, who're doing an anti-porn thing with athletes. Let's take back the Porn!

  20. Thank you, thank you for the fanfic recs!! Love them all...keeps me from cleaning my house, doing my job, caring for my family!! You guys rock. Keep it tart and lemony!

  21. If you're a Jacob fan like me, you MUST check out In Pursuit of Normalcy by Kari Ann at
    Even if you aren't a Jake fan (which I cannot even fathom), trust me, you'll L-O-V-E it! It's so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I even re-read it a second time I loved it so much!
    Your welcome in advance.

  22. Oh, I have soo many to rec! I'll just give you a few. The Art Teacher rec'd above is excellent. Here are my rec's:

    -The White Swan Lodge by Jarkin33
    -Everyone Else by E's My Brand of Heroine
    -Beyond Time by Tkegl (complete)
    -Sins of the Father by Bethaboo
    -Stranger than Fiction by MasenVixen (complete)
    -My Ride Home by ocdmess
    -All the Wild Horses by ElusiveTwilight
    -Faking It by spanglemaker9 (complete)

    Happy reading ladies!

  23. Shit. My "to read list" just_got 5 fics longer. *sigh*

  24. Ok...totally adding those to my list...unfortunately I only read complete fics... soooo hard to not get some sort of ending!!

    Here are my recs (all complete & rated M of course):
    Age of Consent ( Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.

    For the Summer: Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. (Cuuuute story)

    Let's Get Physical (Trainerward!): The Goal: Lose 70lbs. The Prize: One steamy night with her personal trainer. When overweight Bella is left by her husband, she is determined to lose weight with the help of Edward Masen. What starts off as payback ends up as so much more.

    Send Me an Angel (Fedward!): Bella is forced into a witness protection program. Edward Cullen is an FBI agent charged with keeping her alive long enough to testify against the Volturi crime family. As Edward is protecting Bella, will he find that he is in need of a savior himself? (M$B author)

    I have soooo much more but these I found really good!!!!

  25. oh
    riding the fence gosh my gosh...i just...i was practically panting here and I'M AT WORK SO NOT FAIR!!

  26. I'm still hopelessly addicted to MotuII, can't get enough Fifty! But I just started Ride by Kris Salvador - OMG, its so hot right from the beginning!! I hav so many on my To Read List, but I'll get there eventually. Thanks for the recs :)


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