I'm going to blame it on the weather but I have been in a major funk lately. I'm pretty sure tons of snow and ice and miserable freezing temperatures can do that to a person.
I'm once again holed up in my house and trying my hardest not to shovel anything and everything that's edible into my fat gob out of sheer boredom and restlessness. I can't really think of anything else to do, except maybe read fan fiction and procasturbate.
As I was perusing the ridiculous amount of fics that I have on my To Be Read list, I realized that it's been awhile since I've tossed out a few tasty fan fic morsels.
Riding the Fence - Morethanmyself
He's everything she thought she'd never want. He just wanted to get in her pants. Which side of the fence does she land on?
This is some hot shit. The author doesn't hold back and barrels out of the starting line with some lemony goodness. This Bella is a little fucked up and bisexual but genuinely lovable in her own dysfunctional way. Oh, and the UST between her and Edward is off the fucking hook. Yum.
A Pound of Flesh - Jaxon22
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other?
Um, Punk-assward? Need I say more. Bella is an independent, slight stubborn woman who meets her match when she begins to tutor the ball-busting, bad-ass, ex-con, Edward.
Full Moon Rising - Beautiful Messenger
Alice/Jasper primarily. The story addresses the question of what exactly happened to Alice before she was turned and what she did in between her birth of a vampire and the Twilight saga. It's a really interesting take and follows true to Alice's storyline in the story. Personally, I've always felt that Alice probably had the most interesting story out of all the Cullens and I'm glad to see someone spinning their take on it.
Grasping Darkness - KiyaRaven
A dark angel visits Bella Swan in her dreams, filling her with lust and unparalleled pleasure, but what happens when the line between fantasy and reality starts to blur?
I've only just started this one and I think it has tons of potential. Edward is dark, menacing with a little hint of domward in him, which makes for some deliciously lemony goodness.
Million Dollar Baby - clpsuperstar
When Renee is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Isabella makes the ultimate sacrifice. Selling herself to the highest bidder to do with her as they please may just prove to be more than she bargained for.
I'm pretty sure there is a plot to this fic but I totally lose my train of thought when I hit the sex scenes. One minute I'm reading and the next I'm dry humping the computer chair and panting over my laptop.
I hope you enjoy! One of my favorite things about doing fic recommendations is that all you lovely heavy-consumers-of-pornography leave your own recommendations in the comments. So please, let us know what gets your vagina revvin' or what fills your angst tank.
Oh, wait! Before I forget -- because I know what a bunch of fic-loving h00rs we all are, Latchkey Wife went ahead and developed a new page (hint - look up top, near the Best of Twitarded linky thing) that lists all the fan fiction recommendations we've done in the past. Check back often! I promise you, this list will grow.
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