Monday, February 14, 2011

A Very Twitarded Valentine's!

Sometimes here at Twitarded, we get all squishy and shit and actually say something nice to someone. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's usually a truly heartfelt and meaningful moment. One such moment happened today when JJ, STY, Myg, TK and I were blessed with a very special Valentine's Day poem from our bestie VitaminR.

We want to share it with you too because it made all of us chuckle through teary eyes...

Clicky on the image to make it big... (huh, I wish that worked for pictures of Rob's crotch...)

The happiest of times... the only thing missing was one TK. *sniff*

Looks like she was having naughty times with Jumpy Rob. Lucky bitch.

Let's revisit a short poem I wrote for Valentine's Day last year... seems feelings haven't changed over the past year.

Did you guys do anything special for your Twitarded peeps? Did you send out custom Twilighty Valentine's cards with Rob's beautiful face on them? Let us know...

The Twitarded Posse


  1. The first thing I got was a text wishing me "Happy VD!" I was like, WTF?!?, I dont have VD & if I did theres nothing happy about it & then I realized they meant valentines day & I was sooo relieved.

    So HAPPY VD to all my favorite twitarded twat waffles. I fluffy heart u all :)

  2. Had to take dad shopping. Sparky got a big hershy kiss and nose clippers. I refuse to buy lube and schmexy stuff with my father present.

  3. I flove VitR SFM. I'm also framing that Jumping Rob pic. That is made of pure awesome. Thanks, LKW!

  4. I got awesome VDay cards from the amazing and sweet renabug1 and adaywithjake :)

    If I could send every one of you chocolates and wine, I would :) Happy Valentine's Day to all! xoxo

  5. Aww Vitamin R, that ROCKS!

    Happy Valentines day ladies!

    xo J

  6. I had fun giving my friends Eclipse themed cupcakes and kiddie Valentines. I figured since the hubby is out of the country I would revert back to my inner teen and just have fun with friends.

  7. My Grandad died on valentines day when I was 10 and I've hated it ever since.

    Still, happy VD (ha!) to all, and to all a good shag!

    LOVE the jumpy Rob/TK pic LKW. You're a genius.

  8. Awww Vitamin R, that was so sweet! :) I freaking love you guys, all of yas!

    At work, an elderly woman gave me a New Moon packet of word hearts. It made my day. :)

  9. Feelin' the love. Happy Valentine's Day to you all! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

    P.S. I know that photo of Rob and TK is photoshopped because if it were real she would be spread eagle. :P

  10. So I heard yesterday that 80% of New Zealanders don't mark Valentine's Day. I don't know about anywhere else, but it's a very commercialised thing here, a way for florists and restaurants to make a few extra bucks.

    That being said, I might pay more attention if I was in a relationship. I'm at conference at the moment and my date last night? My boss. My 50 year old, female boss.

    The only card I got was FUCKAWESOME, however, from Rena. Thank you gorgeous!

    And to the Twitarded bunch, fucking love you, natch. xxx

  11. You h00rs are amazing. Thanks for bringing us all together!

    Flove your poem from last year LKW. LMAO because it's so true.

  12. Vitamin R's poem is amazing! LOL!
    Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!

  13. I did get some Twilight Sweethearts (Edward & Jacob varieties!) but my fave thing this Valentine's Day was VitaminR's poem! {{{sniff}}}

    : )

  14. I love this poem, VitaminR and I think it can pretty much be applied to everyone in the fandom.

    ML and I are SO not romantic. We got some takeout and watched documentaries about war. And Wolverines.

  15. I told my dearest one, no Valentines this year. I just am not into it at all. I think he broke the rules anyway. I might have to keel him.Oh well. Maybe I will be not so crabby next year.

  16. Firsties, VitR, that is an awesome ode! I love it! It's so true, and Damn...It could be used by so many of us! *Don't worry, I'll make sure you get credit*

    Secondsies, I sent out a shit ton of VD cards to peeps, but I didn't have time to customize. By the time I realized the damn holiday was coming up, I ran out to the $1 store (cuz the cards are 2 for $1!) and hurried 'em out the door. PS, do we have a new address for you guys? I remembered that the PO Box is nil now? I'll email you.

    Thirdsies, Now that VD is over, HAPPY 1/2 OFF CHOCOLATES AND DEAD ROSES DAY, LADIES!

  17. My Valentine's last night was spent with my horses. They liked their Valentine's Day cookies.:-)
    I am not much of a celebrator of Valentine's (other than I love those stupid little necco wafer conversation hearts). HAHAHA! Aaaaand it's fun to go into the grocery stores/pharmacy's and see guys trying to get last minute gifts for whatever woman in their life. OH!! THE DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS LOOK IS SOOOO AWESOME!!!

  18. I absolutely love VitR's poem... she's so fucking clever! It made me laugh and cry and want to hug her real tight.

    I spend V-Day afternoon with my SIL and we snuggled on my couch and watched Secretariat. What a great feel-good movie! Even though you know how it ends... you're still on the edge of your seat!

    The hubs did bring me home some flowers... he's so cute sometimes.... and then he proceeded to fall asleep on the couch!

  19. Awwwww - that was a nice poem Vitamin R - you very wordsy! :)

    Hubs & I don't celebrate V-Day - I honestly think it's a bunch of crap and you shouldn't need a day that forces you to tell someone you love them. But he did surprise me with a card and a bag of Lindt truffles, which he promptly ate half of!

  20. Late to this post, but it's awesome. Smooshy love all around. And I really fucking love Rob's poem.

  21. Well my first Valentine's gift was finding out that Twitarded is now blocked at work - it is labeled Adult content BUT it is the ONLY blog that is blocked. I don't understand and it is why I am only now catching up on this week's posts.

    My favorite valentine though was the hand made gorgeous Rob card from @RenaBug1 I haven't received a hand made valentine in years and it was perfect.

    I love the poem VitaminR - just perfect.

    I love each and every one of you and I celebrate you every day :)


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