Thursday, March 17, 2011

Get Ready For A Friday Night Robert Pattinson-O-Rama

To say that I'm excited for tomorrow night would be a bit of an understatement. And it's not because I have some fucking awesome plans to go out on the town, get all shitfaced and make a complete fool of myself. Nope. I'm saving that for my trip to NYC next month. It's solely for the fact that Robert Pattinson appears to be coming out of hibernation. Or has been temporarily released from whatever prison camp Bill Condon currently has them in up there in Canada. One of those.

I never pay much attention to MTV these days - I seem to be waaaay out of their target demographic and well, I like my "music television" channels to play, um, well, music. But I do follow @joshhorowitz on Twitter and he's been teasing the fuck out of his interview with RPattz this Friday night at 8:56pm. Not only has this has got me all a flustered, but then he's also appearing on Jay Leno the same night. Mutherfucker I may die of an orgasm-induced stroke before the night is over. We all know how cute he can be on Leno. *sigh*



I'm sure you've all heard about this interview and how he's going to answer questions that have been submitted by fans. I'm still trying to come up with the perfect question that will make me look smart and funny and desirable, without making me seem creepy and stalkerish and slutty. Ok, maybe slutty is fine. Hell, he might like slutty. If he wants slutty, I'll give him slutty.

Did you guys ask any questions? What did you ask? Will you completely jizz in your pants if he answers it? My gawd, I totally would.

Josh has been featuring his Top 5 Robert Pattinson Moments as part of his tease this week and I'm loving the trip down memory lane.

#5 Robert Pattinson Moment - The First Interview:



#4 Robert Pattinson Moment - The Kiss That Wasn't:



#3 Robert Pattinson Moment - The 2009 Oscars:



#2 Robert Pattinson Moment - Glitter Lube:



Sooooo friends, what do you think the #1 Moment will be? Let's see if anyone guesses it! I'm hoping it's the one where he talks about the nudity in Bel Ami and how we may see a lot of his crack...humina humina humina.



I had to close with this video because honestly I don't think I had ever seen it (insert gasp here) and he's so incredibly naive and hawt and the hair and the facial expressions and unf... I need a bit of alone time now... iykwim.



Join us tomorrow night in the comments for a Twitarded discussion circle during the MTV interview... express your feelings in the comments. Let us know if he answers one of your questions. If so, we'll call 911 and get someone to your house immediately to resuscitate you!

Happy St. Patty's Day All!

28 comments:

  1. P.S. for the love of all things holy, will one of you fine people follow the blog? because we've been at 1899 for a few days now and it's driving us all fucking NUTS! thxkbye.

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  2. I can't WAIT!!! I didn't realize i needed an rpatts fix so bad until i watched these vids (the highlight of my shitty day, btw) and now i'm like a cokehead about to score my next bump - lol!

    hope to see ya' all here tomorrow - we'll disable the security so everyone can post without veriwords & stuff - wheee!!! xoxox

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  3. @STY - Quiet in these parts tonight. It could be like the early days of Twitarded and we can just keep commenting to each other. LOL!

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  4. I'm here!I'm here!

    I haven't heard squat about this interview, so how about some details!I assume that is stupid East Coast time so I will be running for the bus - no, wait - I have to take the cat (Edward!) to the vet so I will be home. So the question is where. On TV? The interwebz? Radio? My microwave?

    I was also thinking wait, LKW is wrong, Rob isn't on Leno until the 18th. Then I realized tomorrow is the 18th. Where in the hell did March go? Oh well, guess that means WFE coming all that sooner.

    Go Huskies!(NCAA tournament-and no, I don't mean UConn)

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  5. Do you mean to say that while I'm hosting DML tomorrow night, all the Americans will be elsewhere drooling over the precious?

    All I can say is, if MTV puts the clips on their website with the whole "Cannot be viewed outside of the USA" bullshit on there, I WILL CUT A BITCH.

    Mkay?

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  6. LKW, thanks for the reminder!

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  7. Woohoo, I had forgot he was going to be on Leno until this week. Tomorrow is my Dad's 60th, so we're going over to my parents for a small party. BUT DG has to work early Sat, so we'll be home in PLENTY of time to watch...well I'll watch, he'll go to bed ;) Though oddly enough, he does like RPattz.Which is nice, considering my "minor" obsession.

    I'll have to see if I can watch the MTV thing later on...

    Woohoo, can't wait!

    xo J

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  8. Um...TwiKiwi..you effing KILL me. But please don't cut a bitch, "the people" need you for DML ;)

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  9. Fear Not, @TwiredJen, I will not leave my people!

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  10. I followed!! I'm lucky number 1900!! I'm one lucky hoor!! :) I asked a question for the MTV interview, it was, "If you'd known the way things were gonna be, with the loss of your private life and all the crazy shit, would you still have done Twilight?" Not the best ? I know, but I'm really curious about it!! I'm sooo excited to be seeing Rob again, he never disappoints..he's always so entertaining!! Plus I really need my fix, the withdrawals are getting BAD!!!

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  11. Oh btw, if he (by some god given miracle) answers my question, I'm gonna hyperventilate and pass out and piss off my husband, then he'll divorce me and I'll move to LA where I'll run into Rob at a run down bar, start a conversation with him and we'll realize how much we have in common and he'll start wanting to hang out all the time and we'll fall in love, have great sex (somehow I'll get a pic of his sparkle peen and send it to you lovely ladies) and then I'll tell him all about my friends on Twitarded and he'll fly all of you out to hang out and play music and drink and whatnot, then I'll catch him cheating on me JJ or LKW and...anyone wish to continue?

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  12. My damn job will forbid me to see him on MTV but I will see him on Leno! Damn job. I would be completely speachless if Rob answered my question, if I put one in.

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  13. I hope you can get footage, as I promised kids that we'd see HP before it leaves the $3 theater.

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  14. @lizzy, I like the way your mind works! Fantasy world is so much better than RL so you can just redo the part where he cheats on you.

    I popped my twitter cherry and posted my first tweet for Rob. (I hope it means something to him.). I posted a few questions of my own and some that they always do on Inside the Actor's Studio. I know we'll eventually see him on that show but he'll have to get a few more movies on his resume i think.

    My questions:
    What are the top 5 most played songs on his iPod
    What profession would he try if not acting/music (cause you know that'd be his 2nd choice)
    What profession would he never want to try
    What turns him on
    What turns him off
    What is his favorite swear word
    What would he like to have achieved in 10 years
    Are any of his family excited about the Royal wedding
    Will Prince William's marriage make you Britains' most eligible bachelor.

    I hope these aren't lame. I would squee if I heard him answer one. Others have posted some good questions, it should be entertaining.

    Dear AT&T please do not eff up my connection tonight, I'm begging you.

    Loved the clips, especially the "glita lube" one. Lolz

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  15. @kintail: He'll be on MTV and MTV.com! I think only be on MTV for a short time and then he'll spend a half hour answering Twitter questions online.

    @likeitlemony: OMFG, you are brilliant! I totally forgot about the Actor's Studio questions. I must know what his favorite curse word is! I'm going to ask that question too...

    @STY: Did you see? 1900! Your begging worked.

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  16. @Lizzy - yay #1900!!! and YES please go on and on and on - i was loving your story! i'm assuming you will get to the part where it's "twitarded spin the bottle with rob" followed by "7 minutes in heaven with rob" then "strip poker with rob" (or maybe we should play that BEFORE "7 minutes in heaven"... hmmm... decisions, decisions...)

    : )

    p.s. veriword = "singlyte" - I'm totally happily married but for RPatts I'd be singlyte..."

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  17. woo hoo! i'm so geeked for tonight. the DVR is set.

    it never even occurred to me that Josh might use one of my questions. i'm still glowing from my chris weitz retweet.

    i'm still thinking on going to NYC for the premiere. tonight may push me over the fence.

    and i see you are at 1900! congrats! could you send, oh... about 1700 of those followers my way? ;)

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  18. I would probably ask Rob how he takes his coffee....seems like a good thing to know ahead of time. You know before the "morning after" awkwardness. We were enjoying some fantasy time right?

    Also, I am curious to know what chap stick he uses. Has anyone ever noticed his lips are NEVER chapped. Never. I don't just mean never chapped. I mean never less than perfect. I want those lips on me. In the dirty way and the I want my lips to never be less than perfect way. What's his secret ingredient? Maybe it's Kristen's....nah, I won't go there.

    Both questions make me sound like one of the crazy stalker fans so I will actually not be submitting either question.

    My word verification is "pronap" which is pretty telling of my general outlook on life. I am definitely all for naps.

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  19. Oooh spin the bottle, 7 minutes in heaven, strip poker..I forgot about those...dear lord, is it sad I get excited thinking about it??

    @likeitlemony..great questions!! I really hope he answers some!! I'm so excited for tonight!!

    So, discussion here during or after the interview? How does this work?

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  20. i'm gonna miss the discussion, but thanks for the heads up and the dreamy interviews -- i'm setting up the ol' dvr to catch mtv and leno right now! gotta love "young Rob" in that last video - OMG that hair!!

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  21. OMG!! Theses videos are just.....BIG SIGH* ..I'm excited for tonight....SQUEEE...bring on the prettayyy

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  22. I checked the MTV lineup for tonight and saw Skins and other garbage but no interview. Can someone help a sista out and tell me what you are recording? Thanks.

    BTW, @Snarkier Than You I've been spending WAY too much time today thinking about spin the bottle, 7 minutes in heaven, and strip poker. Ungh!

    Drinking game anyone?

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  23. @likeitlemony - As far as I can tell, he'll just be on MTV on TV for a few minutes at 8:56pm but then online for a half hour. Try this link for the streaming...

    http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/633065/mtv-first-robert-pattinson.jhtml

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  24. Jumped on early (thought it was starting at 8pm) and Josh was going over some of the Twitter questions with "Rob". I recognized a name from here! VitaminR70!

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  25. Hey ya'll - we're gonna post a new post for tonight with the live feed - give us two shakes of a sparkle peen to got there & see you in a sec!

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  26. And of course I go away this one weekend. Harumph!

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  27. Hey ya'll - we're gonna post a new post for tonight with the live feed - give us two shakes of a sparkle peen to got there & see you in a sec!

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  28. @lizzy, I like the way your mind works! Fantasy world is so much better than RL so you can just redo the part where he cheats on you.

    I popped my twitter cherry and posted my first tweet for Rob. (I hope it means something to him.). I posted a few questions of my own and some that they always do on Inside the Actor's Studio. I know we'll eventually see him on that show but he'll have to get a few more movies on his resume i think.

    My questions:
    What are the top 5 most played songs on his iPod
    What profession would he try if not acting/music (cause you know that'd be his 2nd choice)
    What profession would he never want to try
    What turns him on
    What turns him off
    What is his favorite swear word
    What would he like to have achieved in 10 years
    Are any of his family excited about the Royal wedding
    Will Prince William's marriage make you Britains' most eligible bachelor.

    I hope these aren't lame. I would squee if I heard him answer one. Others have posted some good questions, it should be entertaining.

    Dear AT&T please do not eff up my connection tonight, I'm begging you.

    Loved the clips, especially the "glita lube" one. Lolz

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