To say that I'm excited for tomorrow night would be a bit of an understatement. And it's not because I have some fucking awesome plans to go out on the town, get all shitfaced and make a complete fool of myself. Nope. I'm saving that for my trip to NYC next month. It's solely for the fact that Robert Pattinson appears to be coming out of hibernation. Or has been temporarily released from whatever prison camp Bill Condon currently has them in up there in Canada. One of those.
I never pay much attention to MTV these days - I seem to be waaaay out of their target demographic and well, I like my "music television" channels to play, um, well, music. But I do follow @joshhorowitz on Twitter and he's been teasing the fuck out of his interview with RPattz this Friday night at 8:56pm. Not only has this has got me all a flustered, but then he's also appearing on Jay Leno the same night. Mutherfucker I may die of an orgasm-induced stroke before the night is over. We all know how cute he can be on Leno. *sigh*
I'm sure you've all heard about this interview and how he's going to answer questions that have been submitted by fans. I'm still trying to come up with the perfect question that will make me look smart and funny and desirable, without making me seem creepy and stalkerish and slutty. Ok, maybe slutty is fine. Hell, he might like slutty. If he wants slutty, I'll give him slutty.
Did you guys ask any questions? What did you ask? Will you completely jizz in your pants if he answers it? My gawd, I totally would.
Josh has been featuring his Top 5 Robert Pattinson Moments as part of his tease this week and I'm loving the trip down memory lane.
#5 Robert Pattinson Moment - The First Interview:
#4 Robert Pattinson Moment - The Kiss That Wasn't:
#3 Robert Pattinson Moment - The 2009 Oscars:
#2 Robert Pattinson Moment - Glitter Lube:
Sooooo friends, what do you think the #1 Moment will be? Let's see if anyone guesses it! I'm hoping it's the one where he talks about the nudity in Bel Ami and how we may see a lot of his crack...humina humina humina.
I had to close with this video because honestly I don't think I had ever seen it (insert gasp here) and he's so incredibly naive and hawt and the hair and the facial expressions and unf... I need a bit of alone time now... iykwim.
Join us tomorrow night in the comments for a Twitarded discussion circle during the MTV interview... express your feelings in the comments. Let us know if he answers one of your questions. If so, we'll call 911 and get someone to your house immediately to resuscitate you!
Happy St. Patty's Day All!
Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson
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