For three days, there was lots of laughter and hugging. And possibly a lot of booze too. Treaty lines were crossed without a care and many a women-folk were patted down near The Cop Car by their gleeful newfound friends.
It was an amazing journey. As it came to a close, all these wonderful women were promised by the organizers of this pilgrimage (we'll call them the Twitarded Trifecta, or Assholes) that shortly upon their return to their homeland of Jersey (and Maine) they would soon shower these ladies with great gifts of colorful memories, called photographs.
But little did the Twitarded Trifecta know, three evil bitches were plotting to thwart their attempts. These assholes were known as Poor Time Management, Shitty Computer Skillz, and Work Is Sucking My Soul From My Body.
The Twitarded Trifecta feebly tried to combat the curse cast upon them, first by accidentally deleting 300 photos when uploading them to a photo-sharing website, then by going on vacation, and finally saying "fuck it, I'm having a drink. For the next six months."
Nothing worked, and it was a long, dark battle.
The TT (whatever, I'm sick of writing it) never truly gave up and eventually, after months of emergency office meetings and nights spent being insulted by doormen and getting free shots at the bar, they managed the beat back the Evil Three (see above a few paragraphs- I'm not re-writing that either).
The sun shone. Birds fucking chirped and shit.
The Foooooorks 2010 photographs are finally up.
If you'd like to view them, you need to follow this path and type in the magical incantation - twatwaffle.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End. [Unless Shitty Computer Skillz strikes again, in which case this bitch (me) is going to throw her hands up and admit defeat.]
Okay, it's not really end. A few things:
1) There is a video coming. Eventually. Sooner than later.
2) The majority of the pictures on the shared album were taking by Gus-Gus and Paul. Thanks again, dudes, for all you hard work.
3) We tried to make sure that everyone in these pictures had the blue sticky thingy on them. If for some reason, your lovely mug shows up and you DO NOT want it to, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know. Please provide me with a description of the picture as well.
UPDATE - Because I'm flakier than a fucking croissant I forgot to add - I believe you all can add pics to the album. However, if Shitty Computer Skillz has fucked me again (which is a possibility) please leave links to YOUR albums if you so desire in the comments.