There have been times when I seriously thought my DVR would explode from all the shows I just had to watch - the recording was never ending. And it's not uncommon to see the DVR bordering on 100% full. Of course, it's not just me doing the recording either. Mr. LKW has his shows, too, and occasionally they overlap with mine. We really need two separate DVRs to survive in my house. If one of his shows doesn't record, and mine does, he automatically blames me for sabotaging the DVR. Okay...so maybe I do, but it's his own fault for being a technotard.
But what if my two loves united? What if Twilight was a fucking television show? I got to thinking about this one morning while I was entrenched in an episode of The Vampire Diaries while huffing and puffing on my ellipti-kill. VD is definitely one of my favorite shows on TV, but mostly because it's really my only option as far as vampirey-type shows go on stations I don't have to pay for. I love True Blood too but I'm always a season behind since I don't have HBO. And seriously, I'll watch just about any show with vampires. It's a sickness.
When I say "Twilight the TV series," I'm of course imagining it with the cast from the movies. Can you fucking imagine? Robert Pattinson on your big-screen, HD television for approximately 22 weeks out of the year! Each week a new adventure with Edward and Bella. Each episode exploring deeper into the books, all the scenes and dialogue you missed in the movies - THERE! None of this skimming over the content like the movies do. And not to mention the repeats... and then the syndication. Just the thought makes me all twirly inside. My television would probably cower in its corner knowing the dry humping I'd unleash on it on a weekly basis.
Huh, that theme music sounds a bit familiar!
For now... I guess I just have to be satisfied with Damon and Stephan Salvatore and their weekly vampire adventures. And make fun of Stephan's obvious deep desire to BE Edward Cullen. I mean, really? The brooding attitude, the poofy hair, the eyebrows. He even wears a fucking pea coat! Not too mention he survives on the blood of animals... for the most part.
But honestly, I can't help myself. How about you, Twitarded nation? How would you feel if you could watch a brand new Twilight adventure for an hour each week? Would it make you love it more or would you eventually start to hate it in all its tediousness?
PS: If I ever find out Stephenie Meyer turned down a TV deal for the movies, there will be hell to pay. Hell, I tell you!