Snarkier Than You here--and we have a special treat for you! This past Friday night, I was over on Twitter, horking my cocktail out my nose every two seconds while reading the tweets Amcas from Why Not Rob Pattinson? was letting loose upon the world. Ang/Amcas has been a friend of Twitarded since the veeeery early days and I asked her if she'd consider doing a lil' guest post for us. Despite our reputation as the tramps of the Twidom, she agreed! Even better, she apparently doesn't have my procrastination issues, because by last night BAM! she was done. Enjoy!
Earlier this week many a fan went all beserky and twitter-high when Kellan Lutz's Facebook page said this:
[In case you can't read the above Tweet from Kellan, it says: "I got news for you and I'm sure all of you will like it. Probably we will all welcome my twilight co-mate Robert on Twitter soon. Can't say anything else for now, but you will notice that all the other profiles of him will be/are suspended."]
Well...that made many a fangirl shiver in her shorts imagining if it could be true! Rob tweeting? Rob Pattinson? Robert Thomas Douglas Pattinson? That one? Uh, well...
Sadly, this Facebook page was debunked by Kellan's brother and confirmed to be false.
There will be no random, uncensored, and quite possibly nonsensical tweets by Mr. P.
BUT, imagine if he did tweet...
Food. Beer. Pals. Work.
He'd be just like us!
Follow @ifROBtweeted on the twittah to see what else Rob would say to his followers about life, love, literature, and...beer.