Friday, August 12, 2011

A Fond Farewell to Smoking Robert Pattinson?

There's been a conspicuous absence of Smoking Rob 'round the internets lately... Did he quit? Is he trying? Do I feel slightly weird for writing about it like he's an old family friend? Anyhoo, rumor has it that Rob's been seen using an electronic cigarette - maybe he's going it for Bear? Maybe that ridiculous half-haircut he's been sporting is the result of some sort of lost bet with Kristen over who can go the longest without a smoke (I may be on to something here...)? Anyhoo, after the Teen Choice Awards thingy where he won some sort of vampire-y award, he gave a brief speech about the Cancer Bites initiative (which doesn't kick off until later this year). I know leukemia and other related diseases aren't necessarily linked to smoking, but let's face it: if you are going to be a spokesperson for something like this, you probably shouldn't be sucking on cancer sticks in your spare time.

Whether he actually quit - or is trying to quit - or not, there's never really a bad time for a Smokin' Rob retrospective, is there? Because I know it'll kill ya' and I'm glad I quit the nasty habit a long time ago, but there's no denying that he looks HOT with a cigarette dangling between his lips... Or his fingers... I'm not even going to caption these... Just enjoy the smokin'...














I know it's wrong, but I'm going to miss me some smoking Rob... What about you? I haven't had a cigarette in about eight years (using the handy-dandy QuitNet calculator, this means I haven't smoked over 56,000 cigarettes in that time and I've not spent close to $20,000), but if I saw RPatts out and about somewhere smoking outside some dive bar, I'd totally bum one and ask for a light.

P.S. People often say that RPatts is channeling his inner James Dean in some of his photo shoots, but I have to say he's really got more of a Brando vibe - who knew?



37 comments:

  1. Oh. Ma. Gawd! Those hands. Those FINGERS!

    Purrrrr-fect!

    Just looking at pictures of them makes me tingle!

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  2. You know, I don't want to see the cigarette go away. He can smoke me, I mean a cig like no other. The way it sometimes looks painful is just so HOT!

    It might be selfish to hope he doesn't give it up. Perhaps he should. I want to the man to live until I die at least...
    If he got cancer and died before us it might kill us all.

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  3. I miss Smoking Rob! He can't quit! It's bad for my health.

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  4. Smoking is not sexy. Even on Rob.

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  5. Altho I don't smoke regularly, I do enjoy an occasional ciggy, but usually it's when I'm drunk. Rob is smokin hot ciggy or not. I'd full on muckle onto him ciggy or not.. But preferably not.

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  6. I want Rob to quit because I want him around for a long time. Maybe he can just do photo shoots with some ciggies?

    I'm an ex-smoker too. Maybe ten years now? I wish him luck because it's fucking hard. Can't stand the stuff now, but I'm with you STY - would TOTALLY bum one and go hang out in the smoking section if Rob was lighting up.

    But no more pics of him w/o a smoke?

    Give me a beer so I can cry in it.

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  7. holy JHC!! I don't care what anyone else says, that man is just so fucking gorgeous, I mean he's like an alien. my gawd, can it be real even?

    I smoke but not much, but man I can gay-ron-tee I do not look that good doing it!

    thanks for making my night!

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  8. Oh, thank gawd. It was thiiiiiis close to starting with the cancer sticks again because he makes it look soooooo damn good.

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  9. I love a man with an oral fixation. He can use my body as a replacement object. he will RUIN ME!

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  10. I love Smokin' Rob! Those pics are some of his sexiest. Kissing a tobacco tongue is pretty nasty though. I hope he quits for his health. Since I work in healthcare, I see how smoking ruins a person's health and beauty over the long haul. That being said, I still love the occasional smoke when I'm drinking and you will see me smoking in Forks.

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  11. If smoking wasn't stinky, expensive, and deadly, I'd absolutely still be a smoker. I'd also be glad - on some level - if he quit, but the way he works a smoke does baaaaad things to me...

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  12. Smoking is a gross, disgusting habit. (Never been a smoker, can you tell?). I know some people use it as a coping mechanism. It's better than taking drugs but I would love for him and Kristen to kick that habit. Smoking does not look cool or sexy, it looks ridiculous. They are both gorgeous and can find better ways to deal with their stress.

    All you smokin' Twitards: I adore you, please quit.

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  13. While he looks hot in the photos with the cigs, I hope he quits as its a nasty, expensive habit (to the wallet and your health)

    When I was single, I had a rule (a few, really) that I never dated a guy that smoked.

    If then was now, I would ingore the rules for him... ALL OF THEM. LOL


    V/w: snessess. Bless you

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  14. I hope he quits. I would volunteer to be his substitute oral fixation :). And he wouldn't taste like a dirty ashtray!!

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  15. That 6th pic SLAYS ME!!!!! I hate smoking, and I hope he is quitting, but MAN he looks so hot smoking. Kissing someone who smokes tastes disgusting, but I could get through it if it were Rob. I started smoking in the 5th grade, and now haven't smoked in almost 10 years. Life is more important.

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  16. The little angel on my shoulder wishes Rob had never smoked a single cig ever...but the little hoor on my other shoulder gets wet every single time I see that first pic.

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  17. @Fragile Little Human - He's the only man in the universe who can look stunningly hot in a shitty white tee that he's wearing inside out AND backwards. It could have huge pit stains and mustard splattered down the front, and it wouldn't make a lick of difference.

    @Anon - I don't know what it is about the first pic, but if I was a teenage girl (er, or someone my age who was single and had a secret room nobody had access to but me) I would have that made into a HUGE-ass poster!

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  18. STY - that first pic is my laptop wallpaper...and my husband is pissed about it ;)

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  19. I also love all you Twitards, but on this subject I vehemently disagree!!!! It's not hot on anyone, ever Rob, and it WILL shorten his life and mess with his beautiful face!!! Kristen, too!!! I've seen the horrible effects on health as a child of smokers and had to endure the disgusting crap as a kid. I hated it!!! Both my parents died at young ages from complications smoking had on their health. I PRAY that anyone can quit this awful habit!!! ESPECIALLY Rob and Kristen. Please don't glamourize it--it's not deserving of you brilliant ladies' admiration!!!!

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  20. Smoking is gross and disgusting. I've never found the photos of him smoking hot in any way. My mother died at 52 of emphysema, so I feel pretty strongly about the subject.

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  21. Uh, maybe Kristen gave up because of the training for SWATH (hacking a sword when hacking a cough is not cool) and so Rob is giving up too.. Because Kristen is not into licking out an ashtray, no matter how derobolicious...I can see it, I can totally see it!

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  22. I quit 5 years ago but if Rob offered me one, I would so smoke it. Damn he looks good with a cig!

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  23. I know smoking is vile (I have one on occasion) but smoking Rob makes my knees weak. Pic #6 for sure!

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  24. Having treated people for the various types of cancer caused by smoking, I can't say smoking Rob is hot. All I see is what cancer Rob would look like, and it is not attractive. I would also be disappointed if this encourages people to start smoking, including those who have worked so hard to quit.

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  25. I hope he did quit because I want him pretty for years to come. I also hope he doesn't go the way of Marlon Brando! But that is a pretty picture you posted. (All of them)

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  26. I think you're right about the bet, STY! He had to have lost a bet and Kristen probably had the honors of giving him that cut.

    With regards to smoking, I hope he does quit, as well as Kristen. All the pictures of him that we drool over with a cig is hot and all, but I'd rather he quit. I want to know he'll be around 30-40 years from now and not have health issues attributed to smoking. My husband quit smoking 3 packs a day cold turkey BEFORE I would go out with him. He did that to be with me, for me. None of my siblings ever started smoking, even when most of our peers did. All my friends who smoked at one time or another have quit. Having bypass surgery when your only 40 with 3 kids and a wife at home is a real eye opener. I also lost a very close friend to Emphysema. He wasn't a smoker, but his wife was.

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  27. I hate smoking and yes Rob does look hoooot smoking.. that's why he should stop too. bad example for kids..

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  28. Gawd, it should be illegal to be that good looking with a cigarette in your mouth. And for whatever reason, it only makes him hotter. Well, that and floppy sex hair. *sighs* I miss that hair.

    On a less hormonally charged note, I hope he is quitting. Him and Kristen are heavy smokers. I'd like him to be around to make lots of shmexy movies for me to inappropriately moan over.

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  29. There is nothing sexier than smoking Rob...I know it is bad for The Precious....but hot damn he looks good sucking on a smoke. I may or may not have started carrying matches in my purse in the last three years....you know, just in case. Maybe I need to find out what kind of batteries are in those electronic thingies...you know, just in case.

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  30. You know what? I used to like the odd pic of smoking-Rob, but actually this post has just proven to be a real deterrent for me - I never want to see a pic of smoking-Rob - or Kristen for that matter - ever again :-(

    I stopped smoking about 3 years ago (I can't remember exactly which year), yet I'm STILL hooked on nicotine gum. I wish I didn't have to use it, but I'd rather that than still be smoking.

    Smoking kills.

    *gets down from soapbox*

    CC x

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  31. I'm not big on smoking, but I must say that Smoking Rob is so hott...it makes me wanna light up. I also occasionally just feel like lighting up after I've experienced Rob p0rn...like it was a sexual experience.

    So, I'll miss Rob smoking a cigarette every now and then...BUT I would also like him to be around for a long time, so I guess it's better for his health that he not smoke. *le sigh* Maybe he could just pose with a cigarette every now and then?

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  32. Totally with you on the Brando vs James Dean view.
    Totally destroys me to see a pic of him smoking, he's so friggin' hot with a cigarette!

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  33. He should probably just get one of those weird-ass electronic cigarettes. Then everyone will be happy.

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  34. it is, and here's why: "operation fuck Robert Pattinson" is a long term plan. there are many details I have yet to finalize, and smoking is aging. It decreases oxygen circulation to the skin causing wrinkles and grey hair. He needs to still look young when I get to the final stages of my plan. He has a lot to live for, He just doesn't know it yet.

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  35. wow awesome all pics for smoking .really good looking and fantastic this post. great

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  36. Good for him if he's trying to quit! My mom thinks he looks like Elvis when he was young. :-)

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