I heard entire bat colonies were freaking out and flying into walls and shit.
Naturally, because I am the biggest fail at being a Twilight blogger, I was hiding in the bathroom in my office playing Words With Friends with my mom when this all went down.
And it all had to do with the Twilight trifecta and some cement. No, KStew and RPattz didn't finally throw wolf-boy-with-the-blazingly-white-teeth into a cement mixer.
Instead, there was a big ceremony and the threesome got to play around with cement. Jesus, that sounds dirty.
There was apparently some footsies involved in this ceremony, which I'm pretty sure sent the Robstens into a frenzy, the nonstens into a cyclone of denial and the don't-give-a-crapstens into a... don't-give-a-crap-land.
Holy shit she's going for IT, isn't she??? That monster in his pants!!!
As usual, everyone looked fabulous and Robert Pattinson looked even more fabulouser than anyone else.
Oh dear lawd, that tongue (see more pictures over at Robsessed! Just make sure to put a tarp over chair first.)
To be fair, I usually avoid watching stuff like this because it makes me jealous. I mean, the last time I wrote my name in cement there was no one taking my picture and cheering. Instead, I got chased off the work site by a bunch of hairy construction workers. So not cool.
Something about RPattz on his knees makes mine wobbly...
HOLY FUCK THEY WERE REALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE!!!
All in all, I'm sure it was a great ceremony but there is something even more important about this event.
It's the beginning, people. This is the beginning of the insanity that always occurs right before a Twi-movie comes out. It's a taste-- just the tip, if you will-- of the oodles of delicious pictures we are going to be inundated with of the precious until Breaking Dawn comes out in THIRTEEN DAYS.
BRING IT ON, MOTHER FUCKER.