Or Rob Pattinson shaved his head. One of those.
(You must check out the rest of the pictures over at ROBsessed!!)
Nooooo! Where's the sex hair??
Oh! Sexy crooked smirky thingy!! Me likey...
As you're reading this, someone is madly writing out a steamy BettyWhite/Rob Pattinson fan fic. Guaranteed. Rule #34, bitches.
Gone is the disheveled coif, the sex hair, the bouffant. I daresay this is more on par with the what-the-fuck-were-they-thinking hairstyles he sported in all the movies except Twilight. What was he thinking? Did he wake up one day and decide, "fuck it, this hair is too much trouble and gets in the way of my smoking and drinking Heinekens" and decided to take a trip to a barber?
From Bellasugar:
The scruffy beard might possibly negate that haircut...
Or maybe him and KStew hit the sauce, got loaded and Flowbee'd it off in a drunken stupor.
Either way, he's got a sort-of-but-not-really-shaved head. Honestly, I'm not exactly sure what the fuck it going on but all I know is his hair is missing. Well, most of it, anyway. But here's my thing - WHY is he the only guy with a mostly-shorn head that doesn't look bad-ass?
Okay, he looks kind of badass here. Or drunk. Or bored.
Here's a video clip of his new 'do (from Hollywood Life)
Now that filming for all the Twilight saga movies is complete (sob!) I wonder if he's going to keep his hair short or grow it back to it's you-know-you-want-to-fuck-me length.
Level with me, Twitards - do you love it or hate it?
ppbblllbbbbbbppffffttt!!!
ReplyDeleteI hated it last night when I first saw it. It just seems so very wrong on him :( :(
ReplyDeleteme no likee...
ReplyDelete[just imagine me flailing around and a lot of cursing and you'll get the gist of my reaction/ WHHHHHYYYYY???]
Love it! It will grow back--just as smexy as eva!
ReplyDeleteMy hubs had a flat top, shaved-to-the-skin, buzz cut since 1984--never in the military either. Now for the past couple of years, he has let his hair grow out and is just past his shoulders(hippy/stoner!) lol
And he won't get a hair cut or trim his beard. I have to put his hair in a ponytail when he works on his projects. He's a red head and the gray is mixed in. Still my little cutie!!
I must admit, his old wild hair makes him look more special. He's still gorgeous though, but more like your everyday looking bloke. Probably that's the idea...
ReplyDeleteNO!!! Gimme a handfull to grab onto..just,.......No. although I still wouldn't kick him outta bed. KWIM.
ReplyDeleteIt's all good. I bet it would feel really nice to rub his soft fuzzy head right now!
ReplyDeleteYou know as soon as someone gets to ask him about it, he is going to say "Nits!"
The Boy is hot, hair or not;)
ReplyDeleteNo good. How am I to smother him with affection(my bajingo) if I can't hold him in place?
ReplyDeletenot my favorite look on him. there's just something off about it i can't put my finger on.
ReplyDeletei can really see the difference between the coarseness of his facial hair compared to the fineness of his head hair. and like others, those shorn locks sure do look like they'd be soft, soft, soft.
Isn't it funny how much sexier he is with the just-fucked-hair. Take it away and he looks like any other average dude. I understand he does this to throw off us rabid Twitards but it wont work I tell ya! Hair always grows back! Mwahahaha....
ReplyDeletetoo fkg short! but he's still hot!
ReplyDeletelove the scruffy stubble!
Noooooooo! Hate it. It makes him look the opposite of badass, whatever that is.
ReplyDeleteTURPENTINE!!! At least until it grows back.
ReplyDeleteI liked it when I first saw it, but now that I see still photos...it's like his eyebrows overpower his face. He needs that hair for balance of those eyebrows..
I think he did it for the same reasons he did the weird half-hawk at comic con....trying to not look too sexy for all the screaming fans who couldn't even shut up during his speech.
ReplyDeleteKudos to Twitarded for a timely post - u rock!
ReplyDeleteI adore him,hair or no, but I do confess to rocking back & forth on the floor in a fetal curl last nite sobbing, "oh no, baby, no, no, no!"
On the plus side, he got through the speech without a "fuck".....of course, it was a very short speech....
Don't be blinded by the rob drought...this look is awful....I'm sorry..I Flove rob..but he is embodying the Precious in ALL the wrong ways!! NO NO NO!!!
ReplyDeleteI will admit its not his best look.....maybe hes trying to break his habit of always combing through his hair. Its just nice to see him out in the open.
ReplyDeleteSomeone posted on Twitter that maybe it was a result of a lost bet with Tomstu, who would get their girlfriend pregnant first. the loser shaves his head.
Tom is going to be a daddy! we should send him flannel baby oneies.
I am almost too distracted by those wiggling caterpillars above his eyes to notice his missing sex hair. Almost. I prefer the sex hair.
ReplyDeleteThis morning I saw it and wanted to cry. By noon I was salivating. Damn that boy.
ReplyDeleteThe hair...I'm sad to see it go. But anticipate it's mighty return in time for the Bel Ami Press Junket. (fingers crossed oh pretty please with sugar and me on top!!)
ReplyDeleteWhat concerns me more than his shorn locks is the very "latino gangster" way he's wearing his shirt. How many bottom buttons left open does it take to go from "bad ass" to "ah fuck it, it's just too many to deal with?"
It's almost like he's saying.... "how poorly can I put myself together before those crazy women go away?". Sad news my presh, it ain't gonna happen. So do us all a favor and at least spiffy up a wee bit for us. Trust us, we'd do it for you.
You will probably all hate me for this, hut....I actually really like it. *ducks & covers head* Don't get me wrong, I like his just fucked hair as much as the next hoor, but I cant help thinking how good it would feel to run my hands over his newly sheared locks. It would be so soft. :)
ReplyDeleteHATE IT. There's nothing to grab onto now!
ReplyDeleteWell crap. Rob now has my hubby's haircut instead of the hair I think about when with my hubby.
ReplyDeleteNot my favorite look on Rob. But a bad look on Rob beats a great look on anyone else (except Jackson & Kellan).
I actually like it, not better than the longer, but I like that he is probably fucking with all of us and doesn't really care. It is a very subtle way of getting the attention on him and it works. He isn't wearing some ridiculous get-up, he doesn't have some faux-mance date with him, he isn't spewing some stupid political or controversial dribble, he cut his hair and the internet and entertainment news shows lit up.
ReplyDeleteI think he is totally sincere, truly humbled and completely befuddled by his fame and the lady love he receives, but he is playing the Hollywood game and playing it perfectly. He wants to work post Twilight and that means distancing himself from Edward and Twilight. Which breaks my heart, but hey, let's be honest, if we want to see him win an Oscar it won't be for Breaking Dawn Part 2.
I think it is the most brilliant thing he could have done. Twilight filming is over and he needs to get other roles. He is just showing he is willing to branch out and take risks.
I will just focus on the hawt jaw and fingers until the hair grows back. :)
I miss the James Dean-bad boy look. He looks too cutsie with a buzz. But, he can't be Edward forever!
ReplyDeleteRemember how Rob complains in the Twilight commentary that he sometimes looks like an anime figure? Hmmmm, maybe he was right?
ReplyDeleteAnd gotta agree with @mel in the atl, when she says he's fucking with us (I hate you for loving me only for my hair etc. instead of for my great acting, yada yada) which is fairly immature and stupid, but I we all have been, we just didn't have to be in public.
And I can forgive him anything for the pleasure he's already given. I am in the minority, perhaps, who believe he will never escape Twilight and may never go on to do great work. But I hope he get whatever he wants, as a reward for those movies, which will be there forever to escape to and get lost in.
Someday, we can all start speculating who will star in the Twilight series REMAKES in 10-20 years. When Rob and Kristen can have cameos, say as the parents of Riley Biers.
He's such a humble sweetheart of a guy that you can't help but love him. I do want him to grow his hair back though.
ReplyDeleteI love it short. I don't know why you think it doesn't look bad-ass. Looks plenty bad ass to me! Like the cute little military boys at my college walking around with their high and tight cuts and GI Joe uniforms...mmmm... He looks just as hot now as he ever has.
ReplyDeleteI want to take a screwdriver to my eyes. Or his.
ReplyDeleteHATE IT.
He looks so very english...well, at least we now know his head has a nice shape.... :-(
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that beautiful people have to make themselves look ugly...must be some deep psychological need, like will they still love me when I´m ugly.
I miss the hair!
Not loving it....bring back the Sex Hair/bouffant!
ReplyDeleteDon't take those fab tresses for granted, Rob....middle age will be here sooner than you know it--the Sex Hair might not come along with it.
I do flove the Betty White pic.
Don't love it. Don't exactly hate it though. And this is probably just me but he's totally reminding me now of Brian Austin Green. Someone musta slipped something into my soup.
ReplyDeleteFlowbee! I needed to laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'm so used to military haircuts that this doesn't even phase me. (Although I do prefer him to have the do me hair.)
Hate it. Also hated how he was dressed. Frankly, and I don't like saying this, I'm losing the love for The Pretty. It's like he goes out of his way to look awful. And, you know, that's fine ... but being an actor comes with fans and events, and if he's THAT uncomfortable and hates it THAT much, he should try something else.
ReplyDeleteAlso interesting today that Kristen, who claims how much she hates the spotlight and being the center of attention, just signed up to be the face of some clothing company. Weird.
British soccer hooligan?
ReplyDeleteI like the lost bet theory the best - but think Snarky's idea that Kstew was behind it rocks. Forgot to put the toilet seat down again? Didn't replace the toilet paper roll? It was your turn to clean up the dog barf?
The possibilities are endless .
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteAs I said on my blog (ahem, follow TwiKiwi please hehee) I LOVE IT.
I was hoping for this after the Cosmopolis "incident" and it never happened, now it has. Yippee!!
Srsly people, it feels like velvet. You know this. I've been psychologically running my hands all over his.........head since I first saw it! Gah...
I LOVE the buzz cut. Although I'm not a fan of the eyebrows when they're allowed to start growing together.
ReplyDeleteLike @TwiKiwiFifty said "it feels like velvet" mmmm bet it does! (I did comment btw lol!)
ReplyDeleteIt emphasises the jaw porn but @Latchkey Wife is right, the eyebrows are outta control now.
Didn't he go real short after Twi & everyone was worried it wouldn't grow back before NM? X
I'm with Mel. I think it's hot and emphasizes his spectacular eyes (and yeah, he needs some brow work, but still . . .).
ReplyDeleteI think it makes him look like a little kid. I'm not a fan. Though I'm not a fan when his long hair would get so gross that all I wanted to do was shampoo it either...
ReplyDelete@Ricki_DD You safe worded, and I laughed my ass off :)
ReplyDeleteI don't really mind...I know it would be fun to feel that fuzz under my palms, even if there's nothing to grab onto. I just hope he won't mind the scratch marks on his shoulders as an exchange.
Don't get me wrong, I fucking love his hair, and I miss it, but I know it's already on its way back!
I miss it, I miss it hard. Now how is he going to run his hand awkwardly thru his hair?!
ReplyDeleteAlso, am I the only one who noticed he's cupping his balls in that one pic? Maybe others noticed but I haven't read the comments because I'm too lazy.
@Jaymes - I think he's trying to hide the stiffy Betty White is giving him.
ReplyDeletejust fucked hair. hands down.
ReplyDeletebut he's still gorgeous as sin. he flabbergasts me. he must be an alien. how can a guy be that good looking? it's insane. god is insane, and can only be a woman. he is living proof.
oh GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, the Russian GQ cover! beauty that is so damn exquisite it causes me pain... I feel like an angsty teenager right now!!!