High school. Those two words either caused you to shit your pants or relive your glory days. I'm in the former category. After years of intensive shock therapy I've managed to block out most of my teen years. The pressure is insane. You're surrounded my immature idiots, raging hormones pump through your veins, and you're somehow supposed to decide what you want to do with the rest of your life. Fuck that noise. I wanted to go to Space Camp for the rest of my life, and here I am... not at Space Camp.
I remember taking a number of bogus aptitude tests during my formative years and they all came back suggesting a career in landscape design. I would totally be down with that if it didn't involve being outside, interacting with nature, and getting my hands dirty. Clearly this was someone's idea of a joke.
Do you remember those lame yearbook predictions of "most likely to...?" I don't remember if we had those or not, but mine was probably something like "Most Likely to Photo Bomb the Senior Class Picture." What would those crazy Twilight characters say about each other?
Bella Swan: Most Like to Fall into Money, Marry Well and Still Find a Reason to Whine.
Edward Cullen: Most Likely to Die of Awesomeness.
Mike Newton: Most Likely to Work at Winn Dixie.
Jessica Stanley: Most Likely to Answer Every Question with "Movie Night with Bellaaaa."
Eric Yorkie: Most Likely to be the Last to Realize He's Gay. (Tough break, Angela!)
Tyler Crowley: Most Likely to Star in Ice Road Truckers.
Now it's your turn! What predictions would you make? Do you think Mr. Banner / Molina is likely to change teams from "Green is good!" to "Purple's cool?" Do you think Rosalie Hale is most likely to start and then flounce her own fan club? Share your thoughts in the comments.