I saw enough weirded-out people on Twitter commenting on this video earlier today, but I am sure some of you will still want to...express yourselves in the comments. Seriously - Kristen Stewart reading from 50 Shades of Grey? It's like the Nth most-deepest level in Inception. Or maybe just the third one. Either way, someone tip my chair over already!
...aaand the Circle of Weird is complete. At least until Rob's publicist isn't looking and someone slips a copy into his hands one day soon.
And for added entertainment, here is Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 Shades. It is...really something. You won't be able to un-hear this once it has been heard. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson
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