Um, all I can say is the past two days have been very stimulating for STY and me (in more ways than one!). Not only did we get a gazillion hits and some seriously hysterical comments, but we also got to read some awesome fan fiction (get your motors runnin'...). And we have been absolutely floored by your responses. The first thing I did this morning when I got into the office was check our stats. I shrieked 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!' (to which my boss yelled back, 'WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER THERE?!). All I'm saying is it's a good thing swearing isn't uncommon in my office and the nice folks over in IT are used to the fact that I spray coffee at my computer monitor and keyboard on a regular basis (I am pretty sure they think I have some sort of a medical condition at this point...).
From Etsy.We also learned something about all of you, my lovely Twi friends. Being that this is a Twilight blog we figured we'd have to keep the naughtiness to a minimum because - let's face it - the series is pretty tame. As in I'm-kinda-virginal-wait-'til-you're-married-to-poke-her-with-your-vampsicle kinda tame. Therefore, we had no idea you guys would turn out to be total sluts. I mean that in the good way, of course. Really. If we had known about all of you sooner, we would have titled this blog TwiSlutty (I figured 'I Want to Bang Robward, Jacksper AND Kemmett' was a little long), not Twitarded, because it's clear that we all have a lot more in common than just being ga-ga overTwilight. I think it's pretty obvious now that STY and I have minds that are generally hovering (ok, ok, completely submerged) in the gutter 24/7. It's equally obvious that we're clearly in excellent company. Hell, even Top Twilight Blogs agrees with us - we're now #69! Boo-yah!
Last night, after I was finished squealing with glee at some of the comments you folks left (dirty, dirty, the whole lot of ya!), STY and I began to chat and eureka! we came up with a fucking fantastic, orgasmic idea.
We're going to call it "TwiSlut Day" (um, or something like that... we have almost a month to think about it), and someday you can tell your grandkids the story of how you helped create it! Once a month, STY and I are going to compile some of the raciest fan fiction we can get our saucy little paws on. It will be a free-for-all smutfest here at Twitarded. Have a topic? A link you want to share? Something you wrote that you think will make our toes curl? Well don't just sit there! Email us and maybe we'll post it, along with our two cents, natch.
Also, STY has been
We haven't quite decided exactly when the next TwiSlut day will be, but we figure once a month sounds good. Poor STY almost had a nervous breakdown last night due to the pressure to get the goods to everyone, and it will take her some time to recover. We'll try to do it every third Thursday or something. Hopefully we can keep this going before ML and DH discover our mass collections of naughtiness on our computers. Cuz' if that happens, you might not be hearing from us for awhile... we might be busy doin' other stuff.
We are hoping this will satisfy our urges for smut. And yours, too! Plus, we figure this actually counts as some sort of quasi-philanthropic contribution to society on our part, as more than a few of you commented on how this was benefiting not just you, but your whole family (and family-in-the-making). We're really just a bunch of humanitarians over here at Twitarded! You can thank us later. Or name the little tyke born nine months from now after us. Either one will do.