Wednesday, October 21, 2009

A Twitarded Meme

We like you guys. Hell, we lurv you guys. I'm sure this is no surprise. When Snarkier Than You and I started this blog we really didn't expect anyone (except the Blogger police) to come visit us.

We were wrong. Yay for being wrong! Woo hoo!

Anyhoo, in the ten months or so since we've been running Twitarded we've met (er, well, you know what I mean) so many awesome ladies (using the term loosely here...), and even the occasional man. We've watched other blogs start and flourish and it's like we're one big happy family, joined together by our love of Twilight and the desire to do unspeakable and yummy things to Robward/Jacksper/Kemmett and even Taycob (when he comes of age, natch). Hell, I don't even think I'd throw KStew out of my bed, unless she got all pouty/blinky/stammery or something.

To be totally honest, I've probably divulged more dark and dirty secrets to some of you folks than I have to people that I actually see in real life on a day to day basis.

I let that guy over there stick his big toe in my ass... and I liked it! Tee heeeee!!!

This got me thinking - do we really know you?

Of course not! Sure, I know the important things, like how you want to fuck Robward sideways until the cows come home and the fat lady sings but I have no clue who my fellow bloggers are otherwise!

Which is why we came up with the most amazing idea ever that we totally stole from a million other people.

Let's do a Meme!
So here's the deal: STY and I came up with a couple of questions for all you bloggers. If you're tagged, answer the questions and tag four other blogs. Don't forget to link back to the blog that tagged you! Let's see how many blogs we can get to participate and hopefully at the end of all this we'll know a lot more about each other. Believe it or not, we even made the questions 99% other-blog friendly! I don't think I said vagina or cock gobbling in a single question!

On your mark, get set, GO!!

1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these! (Or "Eff, Marry, Kill" if you don't have my potty mouth.)**
3) What is your favorite band/type of music?
4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.
7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.

Annnd, here are our answers!

Okay, me first, me first!!
1) Craziest thing I've ever done? Hmmmm, there have been many. Skydiving, I guess. For legal reasons (and the fact that my mom does read the blog) I can't discuss any other craziness. My life is pretty full of Stupid, too, but here's one story - when I was in high school we were at a party drinking with a bunch of older kids. The cops came. I hid in these scraggly-ass bushes next to a pool for, oh, I don't know, a fucking HOUR while the cops searched the place. I just crouched there like a fucking jerk, waiting for the cops to stop searching the property. When they finally did, I somehow managed to scale a six foot fence so I meet up with my punk ass boyfriend on the other side. As he was helping me down, I promptly pissed my pants, not because I was scared, but because I had consumed a massive quantity of beer before the cops came. It was another shining moment in Jerkfaceville. Oh, and by the way, the cops totally knew I was there. They were just fucking with me. They knew I was there and let me suffer. Bastids.

2)Okay, here we go - Fuck = Edward (duh), Kill = Bella and Marry =... Jasper. What?! Don't kill me!! He's a mellow dude. I'm an angry chick. He'd be like prozac but I wouldn't have to pay the co-pay.

3) Favorite band is either Mogwai, Man Man or Fugazi, depending on my mood. I'm more a folky/indie person but do enjoy hardcore and punk. A lot. Oh, and I love going to GWAR shows.

4) My other favorite movie would be... Sin City. Or Suburbia, because it's just THAT bad.

5) Everyone knows I'm obssessed with Twilight and a blogger. I'm sure I'd cringe if I knew just how many RL people actually read this tripe.

6) I would estimate {grimaces} I spend almost 30 hours a week blogging/doing Twi things. Scary, I know...

7) Annnnd my random fact is - I won Most Bizarre for my senior High School superlative.

OK - STY here! My turn!

1) Um, I have to admit that I haven't done a lot of crazy stuff. Stupid stuff? All the time, but most of it not noteworthy... I am gullible. Truly. This gets me in trouble frequently. Crazy, though? When I was in college I followed the Grateful Dead for a two weeks one summer. We drove from New Jersey to Wisconsin (my hippie friends making fun of me the entire time for bringing my hairdryer on tour) and promptly got into an accident that totaled my friend's new car. We finished the rest of the tour by accepting rides from other Deadheads. It was an adventure! And maybe a little crazy...

2) Eff: Emmett (Tasha is on to something with him...). Kill: Bella (gotta get her outta the way for this next step...). Marry: Edward (Bella's out of the way & then after we're all married, there'd be lots of honeymoon action! Plus he'd make me a vampire, and I want to go to there.

3) I like different kinds of music. I love stuff from the 50s and 60s (Ella, Jobim, Getz, Sinatra, Dino, kitchy/retro tunes, jazz) and I love new stuff, too - mostly indie/alt/college-radio-charting bands - Los Camposinos, Yo La Tengo, The Hold Steady. Side note: I am the last person I know who actually still buys CDs.

4) I saw "Where the Wild Things Are" last night. It was spectacular, awesome, amazing - I loved it and can't recommend it highly enough. I would consider seeing it again in the theater; it was THAT good.

5) My friends know. Some of them follow the blog, even (I try not to think of this when I write terrible, terrible things - lol)! I try not to talk about the blog non-stop when I'm hanging with my non-Twi friends but usually fail miserably. My sister knows how obsessed I am, but nobody else in my family knows... I tried to get my mom to read Twilight but she's not interested. My MIL is, but I would die if she came here and found out what a huge pervert I am and that I openly discuss bonking the dickens out of someone other than her son. Even if her son is OK with it...

6) I'd guess I spend as much time as JJ does: twenty or thirty hours a week. I honestly would be afraid to actually time it but now I kind of want to... I think I would be shocked...

7) When I was a kid, I had Bells Palsy. For a month, half of my face was paralyzed and I had to tape my eyelid closed at night. It went away; although nobody notices but me, I still look a little lopsided sometimes (when I do the drinky half-lidded-eye thing after a couple too many cocktails on the weekend, it's waaaay more noticeable - lol!).

Okay, so here are the blogs we tagged, you lucky bitches, you. Either that or you're totally cursing us out for making you do extra work. C'mon, you knew we were assholes.

Robsten Lovers
I Love Boys Who Sparkle
We Bite Pretty Hard
Letters To Twilight

Update: And even though they usually only do news-y stuff and we though we were letting them off the hook, we're also gonna tag TwiCrack Addicts (Lorabell, have at it - we want juicy stuff!). You totally would've been on the list if we thought you'd play! : )

**Fuck, Marry, Kill Rules - Out of all the Twilight characters pick one character you want to fuck, one you would marry and one you would love to kill. Ang (Amcas) at Why Not? Twilight, RPatts & Me did an awesome version of "Do, Dump, Marry" - same thing! - a little while ago that was hysterical - check it out for inspiration and laughs!

READERS - Want to join in? Don't have a blog? Leave your comments below!! Leave comments on other readers' comments! It'll be like a great big information-comment orgy!!


  1. Cass here :)

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)? just the usual teenage years shit....and when im drunk i have the tendency to pee anywhere but a toilet, even if im out at a bar. whoops....

    2) Fuck - Jacksper, Kill - Taycob, Marry - Robward. i know most people would fuck rob and marry someone else, but you see, by marrying him, i can fuck him all i want!

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music? - I cross genres so much it will make your head spin. but all time favs that never change, Foo Fighters, Amy Winehouse and Karnivool [great aussie band, check them out!]

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight? - probabaly Step Brothers or Atonement. it changes, see profile for full list lol

    5) Do your RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger? - they all know im addicted to Twilight, how do they not when i carry around a fucking Edward doll with me everyday. They do not however know that most of my work time is consumed on twiight blogs.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc - I shudder to imagine, but a good few hours a day

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter. - I collect sailor moon items. i have the entire series on dvd plus the 3 movies and various dolls, stationary, calenders, posters, keyrings etc.

  2. Well, I'm in the infant stages of starting a blog so I'll answer here
    1) The craziest? nothing immediately springs to mind, so I believe I've lived pretty cautiously. Do ex-boyfriends count?
    2)Fuck-Jacob (that whole animalistic thing need to be experienced at least once) Marry-Edward (cuz IRL I married a super sweet pretty boy and that seems to be working well) Kill-Rose (She gets on my nerves)
    3)I'm mostly and R&B/Hip Hop listener. My favorite musician is D'Angelo. But when we get down to music I'm passionate about, it's Jazz-preferably from the 1920
    4) Other fav movie either Dangerous Liasons or Fools Rush In
    5)Yes, I'm completely out. As for the blog I'm starting- NO ONE KNOWS. Well, I guess you all do now.....
    6)I suppose I spend about 15-20 hours a week in Twitardia
    7)I got nothing.....

  3. Hmm.....this is going to take some serious brain power after just reading the first 5 chapters of The Office.....

    1. In university my best guy friend and I got liquored up on whiskey and took some mushrooms. We were feeling kind of antisocial and just wanted to hang out just the two of us. We got the sudden urge to go on a walking mission around campus. We stumbeled upon a party at one of the student reisdences that was being broken up by the cops. For some reason I thought that one of the cops looked particularly hilarious so I started to point and laugh hysterically. At the top of my lungs. The cop just turned around, and started to approach me when my friend snapped into sober mode and pretended that I was just really really drunk, apologized and then we ran away with our loot in tow. That was the best laugh I have ever had to this day. Glad I didn't get busted.

    2. I'm afirad I totally have to side with STY; Fuck Emmett, Kill Bella, Marry Edward

    3. Favorite type of music is anything mellow/happy or extremely gaybar- Cat Stevens to George Micheal. (What Can I say, I went to a Fine Arts School for 5 years)

    4. I have to go with Dirty Dancing- I've watched it about 300 times and I still love it. That or Ice Age- the Scrat sketches kill me every time.

    5. Common Law boyfriend is well aware, (he takes every opportunity to roll his eyes every time he hears me put Twilight on or sees me on Twitarded...just wait until my Twitarded mg arrives!!), Friends know, parents wouldn't have a clue what Twilight is.

    6. Hmm...definitly two hours a day the morning with breakfast and then just before bed I geek on my laptop- only to inspire more eye rolls from the boy. It's the best way to strat and end your day!

    7. I met Patrick Stewart when he was doing David Mamet's "A Life in The Theatre" in 2005 with Joshua Jackson in London's west end.

  4. 1) Craziest thing I've done...maybe Sky Coaster in Kississime, FL

    2) Fuck-Jasper, Kill-Jacob, Marry-Edward

    3) I listen to all kinds of music...serioulsy you would think I had multiple personalilties if you saw my iPod.

    4) So many other movies...Stand by Me, Donnie Darko, Labyrinth

    5) Sorta kinda family knows. As far as friends I don't let on how much I'm really obsessed. Blogging...not sure who knows!

    6) I should get paid for all my time in Twitardia...

    7) Random fact...This isn't my first obsession I've hidden...when I was 14, Hanson was my life. I didn't allow friends into my room because of all my posters. Even saw them in concert..had 4th row seats!

  5. 1. Craziest thing - Went to the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco in 2005. I dressed up as a sex kitten and dragged my husband around by a leash and collar saying he was my sex slave. Honestly the craziest freakin thing I've ever done. When I think back on it I seriously surprise myself.

    2. FMK - Fuck Robward, Kill Bella (as others said, get her out of the way), and marry Robward (am I breaking the rules by putting Robward twice?? - Fuck it - I don't care).

    3. Music - Love U2 (the Edge - Mmmmmmmm), Elvis, Harry Connick Jr., and lots of other jazz vocals like old blue eyes, Nora Jones, Diana Krall, etc...

    4. Movies - Across the Universe, Moonstruck, Under the Tuscon Sun, and all Harry Potter movies.

    5. Practically everyone knows about my Twilight obsession. I can't keep any secrets.

    6. I spend about 15 hours a week in Twitardia... Crap. I never really thought about it. I could probably speak French fluently by now if I actually did what I said I wanted to do in the beginning of the year. My French book is still on my night stand (under a couple of those black books I keep reading instead).

    7. Random fact - I have a degree in theatre and worked at a rep theater in Hartford, CT as the company manager for a while. Company manager means "babysitting the actors." Being so close to NYC, a number of famous people came to perform there. I got to drive Andrew McCarthy to and from the grocery store, doctors appointments, and other such odd places while he was with us for 6 weeks rehearsing and then performing. To me he was just as dreamy as when he was in Pretty in Pink and St. Elmos Fire. Huge crush on him back in the 80s --- Good times, good times. =)

    This was fun - great idea JJ and STY! Can't wait to read other Twitarded answers!

  6. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done? Typical punk ass kid stuff. Mardi Gras in New Orleans comes to mind...

    2) Fuck: Charlie. His 'stache makes my drawers explode. Kill: Paul. He gets on my last fucking nerve. Marry: Edward. He's perfection.

    3) Favorite bands include (but not limited to) The Cure, Zeppelin, The Beatles, NIN, Pink Floyd, and Ministry. I'm 33 years old, I don't get this new generation of music so I stick with what I know. Oh except for Muse...they're the exception. I bought Hullabaloo on a whim in 2005, best fucking decision I ever made. :)

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    I'm a geek. My favorite movies are the original Star Wars trilogy and the LOTR Trilogy. I love Snatch (the movie, you dirty minded broads). Harry Potter ranks pretty high up there too. Thank God that kid is 18, I was starting to feel dirty.

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight?
    yep. The majority of them are Twifreaks too.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things?
    Too many.

    7) I'm a hospice RN, its a hard job but I couldn't imagine doing anything else. I have a cocker spaniel named Linus. My mom said she would disown me for one night with Rob.

  7. As Always love you girls and I find myself wanting to do this so ....

    One of the most craziest/stupid thing I have done and there have been so many ...may be not the crazies but the stupidest ( is this a word? ) was to get marry to someone I full well knew was incapable of loving me and yet there I was ...oh well live and lear ...divorces in America I found out , when one has no kids or properties , are some what easy ..
    Fuck Edward come on! at least one try pls....Kill Rosalie to bring me to Marry Emmett he sound like would be lots of fun in bed and every where else too ....
    I love classical music yes I know it is not trendy but so what ....
    I love The Last of the Mohicans.
    As far as my family goes they know I love Twilight they just have no idea the extend of the addiction , I have few friend that are just as crazy as me about all things Twilight so they do know ....
    I spend way ( and I mean way ) to much time on all things related to Twilight and this is all I will say about that !
    Random fact about me ...let's see ....I was born in Cuba , grew up in Sydney Australia and now I'm marry to a wonderful American so here we are , I feel sometimes that I'm not from here or from there or any where I do speak Spanish but that is it ...I don't feel like the 40 yrs old that I am and that is ok with me ,I did not have my first alcoholic drink until I was 25 and my first coffee drink until last summer I'm making up for lost time now ...
    Ok so that is that ....

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  9. 1)The most craziest thing I've ever done is met a guy on the internet when I was like 19 (I'm 31 now) had him come over to my place (still lived at home) then went and had dominos pizza in my mums car cause when we left it was back home - we drank midori and milk (I know I know disgusting right) then went into my room and he went down on me for like an hour or more (which at 19 was like woah!!)....this was going on while my mum was packing and repacking the dishwasher, probably wondering what the Fuck was going on in my room!!!!

    2)FUCK: Dr Cullen!!!(can I get you anything dr?? kinky I know!), KILL:Rosalie MARRY:ROBWARD

    3)Favorite band: Hmmmm BODYJAR(old aussie school), now days Fall out Boy, Linkin Park (ROCK/PUNK mainly)

    4)Actually I giggled when I read this question cause I was only thinking about this this morning, I love comedies and I reckon Zoolander is up there and recently I quite like Iron Man (random I know but I think it might be a Robert Downey Jr crush?? weird yes but the truth!!)

    5)Hubby knows and only other twi fans but hmm parents no...sis yes but shes a twi crack addict too! Umm as for the rest I don't think they realise the full extent! Actually my screen saver is a Team Ed pic and mum gave me a serve cause I didn't have a pic of my kids!!! Oh well theres more to me than my kids...

    6)oooo I reckon its a couple of hours a day...I have a bit of routine when I hit the net fav blogs...sites etc!!!So whats that maybe 14 hrs a week on a slow week! Probably more now that New Moon is nearly out!

    7) Random fact: I have this weird TWI dar thing happening I'm sure you all do too....noticed today this four wheeled drive it had a camper thingo on its roof the product name was "Howler Moon" with a pic of a wolf howling on a mountain backdrop! Its strange but its like I'm going mental or its stalking me...

    Totally hilarious! Can't believe I told you about that internet guy, no one knows about that!!! HAHAHA it felt good!!! Thanks!!!!!

  10. 1.Craziest thing I have ever done was just recently. Went into the back room in a strip club with my husband and a stripper. If you knew me in RL this is very shocking!

    2.Fuck- Edward, Kill-Rosalie(especially movie version), Marry Edward. Edward is everything.

    3.Music- all kinds. Fleetwood Mac has always been a favorite. Some favorite new stuff is Kings of Leon and Beyonce.

    4.Movies Almost Famous, Life as a House, Legends of the Fall

    5. Everyone knows about my obsession

    6.This one is going to be embarrassing- I probably spend 6-8hrs a day in Twitardia. Yes I know it is pathetic, that is why they call it an obsession. And I do not even have a blog or anything. I realy should with all that time. I am a SAHM and clearly have too much time on my hands. My house has become a mess and my children clearly neglected! 75% of that time is spent reading FF. Its actually causing problems in my marraige and friendships but what can I say, I am addicted.

  11. 1) Drinking underage (I was 16 at the time) in Ireland.
    2)Fuck- Carlisle
    Kill- Rosalie(except for the brief moment of Quentin Tarantio-homage paying action in Eclipse, she's just a bitch)
    Marry- Jasper. Cause he kinda looks like a hobbit in New Moon.
    3) Coldplay, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, The Decemberists, and Radiohead.
    4) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (can you guess why?). Also, Shaun of the Dead, District 9, Inglorious Basterds, Zombieland, Watchmen, and The Haunted Airman.
    5) Kinda
    6) Too many to count.
    7) I was hit by a car several years ago. I knit and sew as a side gig. And people say I look like Sarah Palin.

  12. 1) Crazy? hmmm..not sure. I've done plenty of stupid while drunk. I think I spent my first year of university perma-drunk. But I'm not sure if any of my experiences qualify as crazy though. How's about donating bone marrow three months before I got married? That was slightly insane - I was fucking tired and in pain for ages all while trying to plan a wedding. I nearly ended up hobbling down the aisle.
    2) Fuck Edward, Marry Jasper, Kill Rose.
    3) I would describe my music taste as spastic. I'm all over the fucking place Diana Krall - yup! Sam Roberts - yup! Ol' Dirty Bastard - check!
    4) Love actually. Okay, anything with Colin Firth.
    5) My sister and BIL know I have the books and have read them. They have no idea that I've read them 15+ times or that I`m into perverted fanfic. My parents know ziltch and I'm keeping it that way. My co-workers are the ones that got me into the books in the first place. I've mentioned twitarded to them (leaving out how perverted we all are). I`ve got a Team Twitarded pin on my board. I kinda like that Twitarded is my own lil thing. That and they would totally know who I am by my bloggie name.
    6) A week? Probably like 10 between you guys and fanfic.
    7) So twi-swearstoofuckingmuch? Wife a student minister! I's a minister's wife...bahahahaha!

  13. Bwahhahaha

    I love it!! =D

    Holy Haberdashery, JJ. Really? You've seen GWAR live????? Every time we watch Empire Records I want to jump in the screen.

    And STY, my friend (who did my tat) he buys CD's still. And we are still buying records. Of course ATM we are playing them on my old school Fisher Price record players. *chuckles*

    I can't wait to read the "tag your its!!!" *rubs hands together greedily* And I must say, I am glad you two didn't peer pressure me into doing one. *walks away sassily whistling*

  14. 1) Craziest most stupid probably the craziest/scariest thing was my husband and I drove across a flooding river pulled by a pair of oxen in rural coastal Costa Rica in a rental car while on our honeymoon. The next day we came to an even bigger river. I drove across with the Kiwis in the Land Rover (met them and got drunk with them the night before)and watched as my husband drove across in the rental with water going over the hood--Both times I thought we were going to be swept to sea.

    2) Fuck silly: (going out on a limb here) Carlisle (I bet he knows a thing or two after all his years), Kill: Rosalie (she is just a spoiled pain in the ass)I was going to say Renesmee purely out of hatred of the name but I refrained, Marry: Edward, of course, duhoy--if I am married to him I get to fuck him ALL the time and he is MINE. Especially Edward from A Life Extraordinary (LolaShoes fanfic--read it) because he is DIRTY and I like it.

    3) I can't say that I really have a favorite band but I like bands like The Pixies, X, The Pogues, Belle & Sebastian, lots of newer indie/folk/rock bands (most of my inspiration comes from KEXP our local indie radio station), lots of old Seattle bands (Nirvana used to play at dorm parties at my college--I lived through the Seattle grunge era), lots of classic types Neil Young (walked down the aisle at my wedding to 'Harvest Moon'), David Bowie, The Stones, and I also get quite nostalgic for all my old 80's music like New Order, The Smiths, Aztec Camera, Echo and The Bunnymen. Get the idea?

    4) Favorite movie? Such a hard question--so many. Heathers, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Ordinary People, The Shining, Groundhog Day...

    5) YES, but at varying degrees. My husband knows the most. Nobody mentions my Pocket E shrine in my kitchen anymore--it is just part of the kitchen now.

    6) Um, err, trying to be honest with you and myself--probably about 10-12, sometimes more and I don't have a blog--just a reader/comment whore. This DOES NOT count the hours I have been reading fanfic--that would more than double this stat.

    7) JJ and STY already know this but this summer at our family reunion I somehow convinced 23 family members ranging in age from 3 to 85 to take portraits for the family calendar with Pocket Edward! The funniest part is that it was my husband's idea--see he loves me after all. We also shot Pocket E up in a homemade rocket. I hope to make video of it soon--it was freaking hilarious. Family Fun VitaminR style.

    JJ and STY I love shit like this--yay! I can't wait to see what the Letter To Twilight women write.

  15. This is awesome! Can't wait to read more.

    @JJ - You pissed your pants climbing over a wall (yes, alcohol was involved-but still...) you didn't piss yourself skydiving? Very impressive.

    @STY - I so would have brought my hair dryer on a Grateful Dead pilgrimage. I don't rough it. Ever.

  16. 1. Got really drunk and woke up with an eyebrow ring- which I had to drive an hour across state lines to do. Whoopsie lol
    2. Fuck: Edward kill: Jacob marry: Jasper
    3.musical tastes are eclectic. I <3 stp, no doubt, opera, Mel torme, most 90s grunge bands, L7, 70srock...
    4.gave movie: serial mom. I aspire to be as awesome as Beverly sutphin one day rofl mom knows about my twitardia (im 30) I recently got her addicted to fanfic hahaha and I confessed to a friend about it but he's never read the books or seen the movies...
    6.I'm pleading the 5th on that one
    7.if I hear someones stomach growl, mine will start growling whether I'm hungry or not. It's really embarrassing

  17. 1) Honestly, I haven't done anything too crazy. Possibly the craziest thing I have done was getting two tattoos in one week, but other than that, nada.

    2) Eff: Carlisle. Kill: Bella. Marry: Edward, there is no way I can give up the opportunity to single handedly murder Bella and have Edward all to myself.

    3)I like a lot of different music. Alternative, country, 80's, Rock, Indie, Indie/rock, etc. If I had just one favorite, I don't think I'd like myself very much. There isn't anything different. I'm a versatile person.

    4)My favorite movie is hands down, "Interview with a Vampire." I love Brad Pitt in that movie.

    5) Most of my family knows that I have a "crush" on robward. But uh, "crush" is a small word more like I have to have his immortal soul, I mean love.

    6)Hmm, maybe 5 or 6. Not that impressive.

    7)I just spent three months in Texas. Now that I"m home, I want to go back, I miss my aunt tremendously :-(

  18. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
    Sneaking into a bar while underage in Helsinki (on a summer exchange program many moons ago) flashed a police officer while at said bar, trying to get out of trouble.

    2) Fuck - Carlisle, Kill - Rose, Marry - Edward.

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music? - Tons of stuff. Still buy most of my music on vinyl. Van Morrison, KOL, Bon Iver, Ramones,Bob Dylan, Stones, Zep, Ryan Adams,... this could go on for a verrry long time.

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight? Elizabethtown, Almost Famous, Born Into Brothels

    5) Do your RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger? People know I'v read the books/watched the movie, but I don't think they have a clue how Twitarded I truly am.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? Ummm if you don't count FF, maybe like 10/15 hours. With FF I have no clue.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter. I cried (liked sobbed) when I found out CBGB closed, I never got see a show, read the walls in the bathroom or stand in the same room that the ramones/patti smith/ sex pistols/clash played in. Gosh to be around then and heard them live! yhoooo.
    I'v always wanted to visit Jim Morriosn grave.

  19. my number one online secret: My family and friends read my blog, so I keep it PG. But really, my mind is so freakin' R rated its retarded!
    Sometimes I set my potty-mouth free on other Twitarded! (I know you feel special, I feel it too)
    I love swearing, in fact my husband calls me a "drunken sailor".
    I listen to the most foul mouthed music. 9 times out of 10 -while driving in my van- I am listening to something that says "motherfucker" in the chorus...and I am singing it at the top of my lungs.

  20. Hello there!!

    The chances of my Blog being "tagged" are slim to I'll answer here!!!

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

    I moved into a house that is next door to my ex-boyfriend's I get to watch him raise his children with his ugly ass wife...

    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these! (Or "Eff, Marry, Kill" if you don't have my potty mouth.)**


    Kill...Jasper..because he'd be all clingy and shit afterwards

    Marry...Edward...beacause apparently (according to Breaking Dawn)he still gets an erection

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    My IPOD is as BiPolar as I am...from Rap to Country...I love it all!

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

    Love Actually...I think I have a thing for men with English accents...even when they are pretending not to have one

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

    YES and YES...unfortunately...rooky mistake

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

    Blog writing...2 hours a day
    Researching for Blog...about an hour

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.

    My husband tolerates my Robsession because (as far as he's concerned) it's my version of porn...and what man doesn't like his wife watching porn??

  21. 1) I met a guy on a train and brought him home to live with me for two weeks. BTW, it was the best two weeks of my life.

    2) Fuck - Rosalie/Nikki -- I know! I know... She's a bitch, but she's a bitch who's good with her hands and can tune-up my car after she's tuning-up my vajayjay; Marry - Carlisle nom, nom; Kill - Paul

    3) 30 seconds to mars, Incubus, Bobby Long, Jason Mraz, Red, Jeff Buckley, Maria Mena

    4) Wait -- there are other movies besides Twilight? You mean like New Moon? *snicker*

    5) Only my husband knows of my obsession. No one in the history of twidom has been more closeted than I. I will never buy paraphernalia unless it's only identifiable by other twi obsessed people.

    6) Let's just say that since I discovered Twi FFN and twi blogs, there are always dishes in the sink and dust bunnies threatening to revolt. My obsession is more than a full time job (perhaps 2 jobs).

    7) I have 2 dogs and 2 cats, and I'm allergic to caffeine, even though I love coffee.

  22. F Kat - Blogger keeps kicking me off :( and won&#39;t let me sign back in.October 22, 2009 at 2:31 AM

    Craziest thing - One summer my sister and I stalked Keanu Reeves. Not in a kidnap-until-I-have-your-babies kinda way, we just hung out a lot near the Chateau Marmont in
    LA, where he lived at the time hoping for a glimpse. Then we panicked because he showed up a couple of times at places where we DIDNT actually intend to "run into him ". Haha. We scared ourselves and decided it was getting outta control so we stopped.

    F/M/K - fuck Robert (aw please. Just once) Marry Edward. Kill Bella.

    Favorite music - I'm all over the map and TERRIBLE at remembering names of songs and bands.

    I love lots of movies! Just saw Zombieland - loved it. My favorites change over time.

    Am I out of the Twi-closet?--NO WAY!

    Twi-related hours per week? Honestly my iPhone is with me at all times so I'm checking in every time I have a spare minute. I don't really want to know how much it all adds up to.

    Misc. Fact - I had Bells Palsy too. Very severe, I needed surgery on my facial nerve. Other people don't notice, but I remember my old smile. Since that was STY's fact I'll give you another one. I lost my job and needed to find a new career a year ago. I'm now in a scholarship program studying nuclear physics to work at the San Onofre nuclear power plant. It's just a tech job - not like I'll be an actual physicist or anything, but it sounds impressive, eh.

    Later fellow Tards!

  23. My blog is in its infancy too, but I'm a devoted Twitarded reader, so I feel compelled to answer.

    1. I've done many a crazy thing while being high or drunk, but I think one of the craziest was having sex with my husband downtown Belgrade, next to the city hall, just below a very busy street. And what's even funnier was that we were waiting for another couple to finish before taking the spot, LoL. Either that or having a threesome with my husband and my best friend (girl) a few months ago.

    2. Fuck Emmett and Alice, :D kill Rosalie, marry Edward.

    3. I listen to all sorts of music from jazz to trance. My fave band though is definitely Pink Floyd.

    4. I've never had a fave movie, simply cause I think too many of them to be brilliant (like all of Kubrick and all of Hitchcock's films for ex)

    5. No one really gets just how big of a Twi-fanatic I am (except maybe for my facebook friends), and no one in my RL life knows about the blog.

    6. Er... I spend more than is healthy for me on Twi-related stuff

    7. I spent 6 yrs of my life in Canada, but came back to Serbia because I fell intensely in love with my, now, husband. At the risk of sounding corny, he's my life, and I am his. :D

  24. 1)The craziest/stupidest would probably be flashing cars at girl scout that was so long ago I can't believe that was the first thing that popped in my head
    2)Fuck Emmett (it sounds like he would be crazy fun in the sack) Kill Rosalie (she drives me nuts) Marry Edward (I would share him with Bella)
    3)I love all kinds of music! Recently became of fan of the Dresden Dolls and Manchester Orchestra but I LOVE classic rock. I could listen to The Beatles 24/7
    4)When Harry Met Sally is my go to favorite movie but I also love any of the Monty Python movies, The Princess Bride and Goonies. I am a total movie nerd
    5)My coworkers/friends definitely know I am a Twilight addict because some of them are too. My they probably don't know how bad it is because I hide it from them.
    6)Thanks to Twitarded I am hooked on fan fiction! I would say I spend about 20 hours a week reading fan fiction and checking out fan sites
    7)A bat crawled up my pant leg in broad daylight and I had to get rabies shots. Crazy I know!

  25. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
    _got in a physical fight with a bunch of cops .... while drunk. >> Go me.

    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.
    _Fuck: Kellan. (Can I use Rob twice? I'd prefer him over Kellan. Over and over and over again.) Marry: Rob. Kill: Taycob. (but now I fill guilty because I just killed off a kid. Maybe Jessica then...)

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?
    _anything alternative indie acoustic or electro as a broad umbrella. Favorite bands of ALL time: Brand New, Death Cab for Cutie/Postal Service, Bright Eyes, Straylight Run, Circa Survive....

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    _white fang.

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
    _yes, my love for twilight is OUT in the open. You could walk into my apt and know instantly. This does not make me the least bit embarrassed.
    _blogger ... I've always blogged through my myspace but I just made a blogspot blog recently so I could follow/comment on all these lovely twilight blogs.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.
    _probably anywhere from 4-6 hours a DAY total. Whenever I'm bored at work (often), I google random shit. On weekends I live on youtube watching all sorts of random twi stuff. But I fucking love it. I can get enough.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.
    _I got rabies from a bat when I was 11 years old.

  26. 1. Craziest thing I've done: I followed Donny Osmond on tour for a week, snuck back stage at the last show and ended up ironing his shirt for him before he went on stage. So I guess the answer to this question is that I am a stalker.

    2. Fuck Carlisle, kill Bella (need to get her out of the way), marry Edward

    3. Favorite music: Daughtry & Donny Osmond

    4. Movie: Harry Potter & Galaxy Quest (Oh my god, I really am a geek)

    5. None of my family or friends know the true depths of my Twilight addiction, but they already must know I'm a geeky celebrity stalker, so I suppose nothing would surprise them at this point.

    6. Hours spent per week on Twilight 12-ish (not including fan fic...)

    7. Random fact: I can't think of anything to say that isn't going to make me sound stupider than I already do... You'll have to take my word that I seem very normal in person.

  27. 1) Craziest/Stupidest: This is really hard. There are so many things that would fall in to both categories. My biggest one is too personal, so I'm going to go with drunk driving. Didn't get caught but I should have.

    2) Fuck: Edward. But it has to be Domward. Marry: Carlisle. Kill: This one is hard. I don't dislike any of the characters that much. So I'm going to go with Paul because the guy who's playing him in the movie irritates the shit out of me with that look on his face he always has.

    3) Band/music: If I could only listen to one band the rest of my life, what would it be . . . Pink Floyd or Arcade Fire.

    4) Movie: Again if I could only watch one movie the rest of my life it would be 'The Hunt for Red October' or '28 Days Later.' These really aren't my favorites, but I never get tired of them, weird as that selection is.

    5) Knowledge of my Twilight problem: For the most part, yes. They just don't know how really really bad it really is.

    6) Time spent in Twi land: It's a full time job. Much of it is fanfic reading though.

    7) Randomness: I'm obsessed with dogs. Anyone who knows me in real life knows this. I should have been born one.

  28. *quivering lip* nono, I don't feel left out... that's fine... *sob*
    - Lorabell ;)

  29. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done?

    Shoplifting from Sears (yes, Sears. like I really needed a pair of Action Slacks and a power drill) 11th grade year my BFF was a juvenile delinquent, and I had no backbone, so yeah that was crazy and stupid.

    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these!

    Fuck: Emmett (cuz I'm a hottie for his body and sometimes I like it rough. Come on ya'll, the man puts it down so good it distroys houses!
    Kill: Bella (she gets it because of her manipulative behavior in Eclipse. We all know she was playing both sides against the middle through most of that book.)Marry: Jacob (Cuz if Bella is dead Edward would spend eternity mourning her, and that's no fun. Besides Jacob has already proven his ability to get over her with one good imprint. Also...I like to be warm.)

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    Just about everything. I love 70's rock: Mellencamp and such. I love Elton and Billy Joel. For modern stuff I like Caralina Liar and LP. I like Common and Lupe Fiasco for my hiphop fix. Love Jason Mraz and James Morrison. Hell I just love good music!
    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

    Cat on a Hot Tin Roof! Cuz I ADORE old movies and Paul Newman is hotness in that flick!

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

    My family knews that I like Twilight ( I have t-shirts and the books and movie) They don't know the amount of time that I really spend on Twilight related endeavors (fanfics, blogs drooling of pics of the pretty and the hottie).
    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

    Don't make me count. I will feel like a total looser if I knew how much time I really spend on this stuff.
    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.

    Nope I'm good. I think I already share way too much with perfect strangers.

  30. LMFAO - this is great!!! :)

    #1)Craziest thing - WOW!Like J.J., I can't list some things due to legal ramifications but one of the stupidest (some call it crazy) things I ever did was fly across country from Maine to Seattle, Washington, ALONE, on my first TRIP ever when I was like 26, for a 2 week visit to a guy I had met on the internet and seen once in person for like, an hour! (If I only knew about Forks then!!)

    #2)Fuck - Emmett (cause DAMN! is he built!) Kill - Mike, he drives me nuts! and Marry - Edward

    #3) I listen to just about every type of music but I'm more into the Classic Rock and country.

    #4) Favorite movie besides Twilight is Hope Floats and Super Troopers.

    #5)My hubby and daughter know my obsession with all things Twilight related - I try to keep it on the d/l with the rest of my family, although they've seen it come thru at times.

    #6)I probably spend 15-20 hours a week looking at blogs, pictures, merch, etc (most of it at work - he,he!)

    #7)Random fact-I have had an out of control obsession with Garth Brooks since I was 16 years old (so for about 17 years now). Everything from travelling all over to see him, sleeping on sidewalks for days for tickets, having my leather jacket airbrushed with his picture on the back and the uncountable number of scrapbooks I've made. It has tamed down since he's been in retirement for a number of years but is coming back now that he's going to be playing 'Vegas for the next 5 years. I was so glad to find RPattz so I can now become crazy about someone new!

  31. OK I got so wrapped up in reading these that I made myself late for work (I might have made Mr. Snarky late, too - lol).

    Minister's wife, internet hook-ups that belong in lemony fanfic of some sort, fetish balls, international exploits - I love all these stories/confessions - you guys are something else! And I'm glad we're all here in one big nutty group!

    Oh and @VitaminR70 - once again, you are proving to be my west-coast doppelgnager - KEXP has an east coast/NYC affiliate (as you probably know) and I listen to the morning show every day - hehe!

    I'll be back later to read more!

    : )

  32. Ok. Here goes...

    1) When I was in London a couple of years ago, we ended up spending all of our time drinking in the hotel bar. The last night we were there, we racked up a $400 bar tab. I gave the bartender, a South African guy named Pano, my address and told him that if he ever came to the states, he could stay with me. We charged everything to the room (i.e. my credit card) but the next morning, none of the charges were on the bill. Thanks Pano! (He never showed up on my doorstep).

    2) Fuck: Carlisle, Marry: Edward, Kill: Tanya (she annoys me in all the fanfic lol)

    3) That's a tough one. My favorite band is Guster. Others...Gomez, Ryan Adams, Modest Mouse, Better Than Ezra, Soul Coughing, Blind Melon, etc., etc.

    4) Clerks and the Disney cartoon version of Robin Hood.

    5) Yeah, but to different degrees. No one really knows the whole story behind the blog stuff. My two best friends talk about Rob like he's there most of the time. It's funny and scary and makes me love them.

    6) OME. I have no idea. I spend way too much time at work reading blogs. I keep my blogger window open all day at work. Every once in a while I'll not be able to stand it and read a little fanfic at work, but I try to avoid that. Once I start, I can't stop. And I'm not sure to what extent IT sees what I do on a daily basis...

    7) I almost went to court over a custody battle for my dog Turtle. My ex left me for a 21 year old hobag he worked with and tried to take my dog with him. I went all mamma bear on his ass and hired a lawyer. I won! ;)

  33. I want to know where all these people are hanging out that keep encountering bats!

  34. 1)Crazy/Stupid…when I was 15 I went camping with some friends (2 other girls, and later a couple of guys showed up.) It was February, we were in a tent sharing a bottle of rum. I had big plans for that night (and one of the guys) but ended up puking in a pitcher where it froze solid. Not my finest moment.

    2)FMK…I think I’d fuck Emmett…I bet he knows how to make a girl feel juuuuuust right! (And sometimes, I like it rough.) Marry…Duh, Edward. Kill…hmmm…Lauren. That bitch pisses me off.

    3)Band…my current fave is Muse, but I really like 80’s rock and some country and a little of everything.

    4)Movie? Anything with Jim Carrey or Mike Meyers…Blazing Saddles…Pirates of the Carribbean…Harry Potter

    5)My DH knows I’m addicted to fan fiction and doesn’t complain (except when it gets too late.) The rest of my family has no idea. My friends have some idea, just not the extent.

    6)How much time do I spend on Twi Related stuff…hmmmm. I’m choosing not to even try to figure this one out. I don’t think I want to know.

    7)Random fact…before Twilight, I had a thing for Captain Jack Sparrow. NOT Johnny Depp…Captain Jack Sparrow. (I still do, a little.)

  35. oooo i wanna play. i am THAT over doing work today. first i have to say... GWAR?! seriously?! *shakes head in shame while trying to muffle the laughter* im gonna assume you like going to GWAR shows simply for the massive amounts of material to make fun of.

    1) while backpacking around europe after college my bff/backpacking buddy and i were in amsterdamn and met these nice guys...and lets just say that lots of stuff is legal there and we participated... in lots of stuff... some probably wasnt legal even there... you can use your imagaination. ill just add to it that our room in the hostel (which was one floor above a working girl in the red light district) was sponsered by a sex shop called "absolute danny" and was decorated to match. there were photos of transexuals on the walls and chains on our bed. which is still the most comfortable bed ive ever slept in.
    2) fuck emmett. kill bella. marry edward. jacob was really close to being fuckable. i like big guys.
    3) i listen to absolutely everything with over 30 gigs of music on my ipod alone and closing in on 400 cds. i have a really hard time picking favs but they tend to be guitar gods and lyric based stuff john mayer (i dont like what ive heard of his new cd though), hendrix, clapton, stevie ray vaughn. recently im really into KoL (their older albums are better0, Lupe Fiasco, MGMT and Adele.
    4) Pride and Prejudice. the kiera knightly one. ive seen it a BAJILLION times even though i generally hate kiera knightly.
    5) yes. my closest friends are obsessed too but im the worst by far.
    6) probably 40+ if you count reading fanfic.
    7) i think twilight has become a way to escape the shittiness of the rest of my life right now. i figure its healthier and cheaper than drugs and alcohol so i dont really worry about it.

  36. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
    Driving drunk out in the sand dunes w/o 4-wheel drive truck (stupid even if you're sober)
    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these! (Or "Eff, Marry, Kill" if you don't have my potty mouth.)**
    F: Edward M: Edward K: Sam (poor Leah)
    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?
    Alternative & 80s
    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight?
    They know but aren't aware of the degree
    A blogger? I've told them but I don't think so
    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.
    at least 22 hours
    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.
    I'm a major nerd who does (that's what she said) algebra problems for fun.

    veri word: Pefur - make of it what you will

  37. i'm a dork, bored at work, and (dare i say it?) a bit excited about answering these...

    1. i've tried my share of drugs, but i wont go into, so i can be emo and went through a depressed/i don't give a shit about ANYTHING stage when i was 19. i think the worst was when i got into a car with 2 of my friends, who were drunk, of course. the one driving proceeded to go around 130mph and weave in and out of traffic on a major highway...yeah, that was stupid.

    2. i'd fuck edward, natch. i'd kill bella (i think it's funny that most people have picked bella). i'd marry jasper...i dig the whole sexy southern gentleman thing. i, myself, am from texas. i'd let him keep alice on the side, as long as i could participate.

    3. my fave band has always been the beatles. as far back as i can remember. as far as recent music, i like jesu, black moth super rainbow, grizzly bear, tegan and sara...yeah, i love music. all kinds.

    4. i love movies, too. top 5 are "persona," "heavenly creatures," "the science of sleep," "the full monty," and "seven brides for seven brothers."

    5. i have a few friends who also love twilight, but not as much as i do. it's sad that i have to hide the depth of my obsession from other twifans.
    i have some friends that are still upset/aghast at me because of my twilight love. i've always been the english nerd. i can't always be reading william faulkner, dammit!

    6. most of my work day is spent looking up twilight things or reading twilight fanfic...i'd estimate at least 15 hours.

    7. the only reason i always post as anonymous on here is because i don't know how to make a stupid profile/name/thing!
    also, i love cats. a lot.


  38. I am waaay too lazy to start a blog, so I'm just gonna post here.

    1. I can't think of anything crazy, but I did manage to sideswipe my mom's car three times in one year. I think that counts as pretty stupid.

    2. Fuck Emmett, kill Rose (there's bound to be a cat fight if she finds out I fucked Emmett), marry Edward and boink him happily ever after.

    3. I'm a total rock chick. I love the Chili Peppers, Muse, Jane's Addiction, Linkin Park, Audioslave, Green Day (I saw them live last night! Woohoo!!!) Kings of Leon, the Hives, the Foo Fighters.

    4. Umm, I'm a nerd. My favourite movies are the original Star Wars trilogy. I also like the LOTR trilogy, The Princess Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Finding Nemo and Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Yup, total nerd.

    5. My Dad has no fucking idea what Twilight is, my Mom knows I like it and so do my friends, but only Sister Banshee knows how obsessed I truly am. She's a saint for putting up with me, actually.

    6. I don't know, and I don't wanna know.

    7. I love animals, and keep rabbits, guinea pigs and tortoises. I also have one very laid back female Yorkshire Terrier, and one completely insane hyperactive miniature male Yorkshire Terrier. I'm such a nerd that they're named Merry and Pippin. You know, after the hobbits.
    I collect dolls and action figures. And Boyd's bears. And Living Dead Dolls. I think I may have a split personality. Go me.

  39. 1) craziest? nothing to report. stupidest? driving to carl's jr. at about 5 in the morninn just for criss cut fries. totallllly worth it :]
    2)Fuck: cast - kellan, book - edward
    Marry: cast - rpattz, book - emmett
    Kill: cast - booboo stewart (that kid just kinda annoys the fuck out of me lol.) book - victoria
    3) PARAMORE! and i love me some aqualung, imogen heap, and anything off the twilight soundtracks
    4) i love the classics like Roman Holiday, but also newbies like Slumdog Millionaire and Capitalism: A Love Story
    5) they know, and do not approve lol. more that they dont get why the hell im so in love with all of this, but how could they? theyve never looked at twitarded or twicrack so OBVI they dont get it lol.
    6) too many? considering i should be filling in college apps. but uh id round it up to at least 4-5 hours a night weeknights, and def more on the weekends =]
    7) I'm obsessesed not only with vamps and twilight, but tattoos and PostSecret.

  40. ok Erin and I responded lol:

    This is fun! :) :)

  41. 1) Not sure if it's crazy or just plain eff that's nasty - I've had sex in a port-a-potty. Yeah, that's just nasty not crazy. Okay crazy - I got bored and went joy riding in a stolen car when I was younger. Cops tried to pull us over and we ran. I hid by a house until I heard their radio go off, then I took off across a parking lot. That is when they released the dog all 'Cops' style. I still have the scars on my arm and back from that devil's pet bitch. And I'm scared of big dogs now.

    2) Fuck = Edward, Kill = Bella (yeah big stretch there) & Marry = Emmett cause he's got that sweet side along with the fuck me till I'm blind side. **sigh**

    3) I don't think I have a fave band. Grew up listening to The Monkeys & The Beatles. My ipod is filled with Dolly Parton, JZ, Blue October, Dion, Incubus, ect. I just like good music.

    4) Sweet Home Alabama. I'm a sucker for girlie flicks. I love Finding Nemo too.

    5) You would be hard pressed to not know of my obsession the second you stepped into my work cube or my bedroom. My cousin gives me shit because it looks like it belongs to a 14 yr old. Ugh, don't judge me.

    6) Time. Well, I'm at work 8 hours a day and I'll say at least 80% of that is looking at blogs and looking for Twigear on ebay. I go home and read fanfic instead of cleaning. I'm going to estimate at least 20 - 25 hours a week. I love the alternate reality I've created for myself w/ the help of you fine bloggy folks.

    7) I adopted against my will the neighbors cat because they left her when the moved to Florida. Her name is Cleo, but she is a shit bag (seriously there is something medically wrong with the cat, it comes out both ends. Endlessly) so I renamed her Cletus Von Assholecat. She is a German baroness so you have to string the Von Assholecat together to get the full effect. She also responds to bitch. I hate her, but she curls up on my lap at night and it makes me like her against my will. Still, if anyone wants her I'll ship her free of charge. = )

  42. 1) Crazy and stupid - My friend and I were in Ensenada, Mexico, and two police officers stopped us as we were walking to the beach because we were drinking beer. They offered us a ride in their van and a tour of Ensenada - and we got in! We smoked cigarettes and drank beer with them and even stopped at the police station for a photo op. That scenario had Lifetime Movie written all over it, but it was fun and everything turned out ok...
    2) Fuck - Sam (ok, maybe it's related to all of the shirtless pictures of Chaske Spencer and not really Sam the character, but still)
    Marry - Edward
    Kill - Victoria
    3) Elvis is always my number one, but I love Rockabilly, Psychobilly, New Wave, the Rat Pack et al, the Beatles, Depeche Mode, the Pet Shop Boys and listen to KEXP constantly. Oh, and i like Butt Rock. I'm sure I'm leaving a bunch out, but this is the best I can do right now.
    4) Favorite movies include: Superbad, The Philadelphia Story, Loving You, Singin' in the Rain.
    5) All of my RL family and friends know about my Twilight addiction, just at varying degrees. I haven't gotten anyone in RL to join me on the fanfic reading, but I have a core group of enablers for everything else. My boyfriend is totally supportive of my Twi addiction, including the fanfic.
    6) I'm positive I spend at least 20 hours per week doing Twi-related blog commenting, tweeting, web surfing and obsessing in general.
    7) My friend and I imagine Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" whenever Edward saves Bella and we crack ourselves up over it. Singing the intro of that song will throw us into hysterics regardless of the situation.

  43. Holy crap some of these are absolutely amazing. And hysterical! You are a very interesting group of people and I'm happy I found you!! LOL.

    But what the fuck is up with the bats? I also had a weird bat experience.

    I'm actually surprised that there are a lot of peeps here that would marry Jasper. I wasn't expecting that. Killing Bella, on the other hand, was a given. lol.

    As for GWAR - those shows rule. End of story. Where else can you go to listen to bad heavy metal being played by a bunch of dudes in costumes who rip apart other dudes in costumes (and celebrities, too!) and then drench the crowd in fake blood and guts. You haven't lived until you walk around with weird purple/reddish stains all over you for a week.

  44. InterventionRejectOctober 22, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    1. I got really sick at a McD’s once and had to poop really bad; I missed the bowl and covered it up with tissue. Walked out. Left. Oh, and I was a “booty call” for a college friend.

    2. Fuck: Edward; Marry: Edward; Kill: Edward (Since the Volturi are the only ones capable of actually killing Edward, I’d make my feeble attempt but fail, so I’d ultimately have to fuck and marry him again and again and again . . .

    3. I’m all over the map in genres and periods: classical, metal, rap, folk, jazz. I listen to everything and anything.

    4. Black Hawk Down, Anne of Green Gables, Pride & Prejudice, Love Actually, Adaptation, Stranger Than Fiction, Fiddler on the Roof, Pollyanna

    5) Husband knows I’m obsessed with Rob but chooses to call it a “crush”; it’s easier for the both of us this way. This is what goes down with friends: Me: That Twilight guy is kind of a cutie, isn’t he? Them: Yuck. No. Me: Eh, yeah, he’s got his dirty days. *Jedi mind-trick wave* There are some strange middle-aged women who sure are a wee bit obsessed.

    6) A couple of hours a day, at least. I’m lying. More. A lot more. I should start my own blog to justify the hours that I give to Rob.

    7) I’m afraid to write anything else that might incriminate me later. I don’t trust my other friends who’ve said that they don’t like Rob or Twilight: it’s just not a topic that any of my age/professional group would admit to. Oh, and I secretly assign literature to my students that have lots of cuss words in them just so that I can cuss in class.
    (I hate them motherfuckers!)

  45. Wow, lots of people have had weird bat experiences. One fell down the stovepipe in the kitchen once. We kept it for a few days but it had a broken wing and it died. It's a shame, it was really cute. Another time one flew in an open window and hung out in the attic trapdoor for a few days before it found its way out. There's a big colony of them living in the garden somewhere. Yay for being rabies-free!

  46. 1. Had sex with Bill Clinton. Wait, that was a dream I had after his inauguration.

    2. Fuck - a 3-way with Mike, Eric and Tyler. Kill - the Wolfpack. In fact, the entire Quileute tribe. Marry - The Cullens. I can't pick just one.

    3. Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and The Cheetah Girls. Kidding. I LOVE Justin Beiber. (Can I kill that annoying little twat along with the Quileutes? Seriously?)

    4. Last Tango in Paris. (Hey, it's Robsten's favorite too! Those kinky kids!)

    5. Does my family know? They don't even know where I live.

    6. I get paid to surf the Web for Rob Pattinson photos, although my employer hasn't been notified of that fact yet.

    7. I did an analysis of Last Tango in Paris for a film class in college. My professor handed it back and said "couldn't you have done "Bambi" or something?" Truth.

    @Amy D: Please take Cleo to a vet, hon. Or find some rescue organization to help you and her out. Seriously...

  47. Yay @Kitty_Elvis and @STY! KEXP rocks! Best radio station ever...well it may have been a tad better when it was KCMU but that is another topic.

    It is so fun reading these!

    @AmyD--sex in a port-a-potty does sound rather nasty but I can't help to be a bit impressed. ;-)

  48. I want to play too... (I'm having too much fun reading this)

    1) I'm quiet, don't do a lot of crazy stuff. Sorry, I'm boring and not very brave. But I'm going to say that the first time I commented on your blog was pretty crazy for me... I felt sort of out of the closet and exposed. It took me some time to get the courage to write... Ridiculous, right?

    2) -This is fun; I never played this before. Portuguese, remember?-
    Fuck: Carlisle (Jasper is a close second);
    Kil: well, I'm having problems with this one so I'm going to chicken out and say I won't kill anyone but I'll kick the shit out of James for not keeping the coast clear (i.e., getting Bella out of the equation);
    Marry: Edward, who else? (though I'm secretly entertaining marrying the Cullen boys and having my one little harem... Well, I'll include some wolfs even for the cold nights.) (*did I just write that? I surprise myself.*)

    3) I don't have a specific type of music I like. I listen to everything and then decide if I like it or not. Classical, pop, metal, goth, rock, rap, fado (it's typically portuguese...)

    4) Movies it's like music really. From Star Wars to Dune, The Princess Bride, Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Harry Potter,Lord of the Rings, The Ice Age, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Vidocq, V, Le pacte des loups... I'll stop.

    5) Not really. They know I like the books/movie but don't know to what extent. They know cause we don't hide it here too much; I have co-workers that are reading the books their kids read because they want to know what they are buying for them; the reading/watching the movie is kind of out in the open. The rest, not so.

    6) Without fanfic, not a lot, except when I first stumble into Twitarded and then went back to read all the posts and comments - it was 3 weeks, maybe more, of nothing but Twitarded... maybe 40h/week???
    With fanfic... hmm, let's see, when reading WA I believe it was more than 60h/week... With The Office, about 60h/week... I see a pattern. I didn't sleep much on those weeks... I really shouldn't admit this...

    7) Confession: I was never much into techy-phones... Now, I'm considering buying one just so I can be on-line anytime, anywhere.

    Wow, reading this makes me look at myself from a diferent prespective... I'm strange!


    @Jane (anon): you can do what I did: get a gmail account (good for keeping track of the updates of all the fanfic) then go to blogger and associate that e-mail with a name and voilá. If you want an alias, you can go to or
    and get your very one vampire name. JJ and STY found this... Lots of fun.

  49. @Rob's bitch: I swear I hadn't read your "marry" answer... Wow. freaky.
    (just took so long to write, by the time I was throught JJ and all of you had commented)

  50. 1) I would have to say my sophomore year of high school was the craziest thing I've ever done. I drank more alcohol and smoked know...that year than you would believe. It was a crazy fucked up year!!

    2) Fuck--Emmett(just to be close to those abs!), Kill--Bella (got to get her out of the way) and Marry--Edward (because he can then fuck ME for the rest of eternity...of course AFTER he turns me!)

    3) Gawd, I can't just pick one. I like all types of music. Alternative Rock is what I tend to gravitate towards. I am LOVING Muse right now.

    4) Favorite movie besides Twilight....are there any other movies but Twilight? No really. I love Pretty Woman and the original The Shining (not that piece of shit remake).

    5) My sis knows about the Twilight addiction and blogging. My hubs knows (to a certain extent) of my obsession with Twilight and has an idea about my blogging. Other than that, no. No one. They would lock me up in a mental institution if they knew.

    6) I would say about 20 or more hours a week. Haven't timed myself. Don't want to know. I just go with it and cram all the other life stuff in around my Twi-related stuff. I just can't fucking help myself! There is too much yummy goodness out there in the interwebs for me to pass up!

    7) I sometimes take advantage of people thinking I'm dumb because I'm blonde. I let them think that until the right moment and then say something super smart and educated and let them look like an asshole. It is my revenge for the millions of blonde jokes I've heard over my lifetime. (I actually have a VERY high IQ).

  51. @Selene

    No, no, you misunderstood my "Marry" answer. I truly meant ALL of them - the women too!

  52. @selene-thank you!

    -formerly anon jane

  53. @Rob's Bitch: LMAO! Ok, ok, you win! Can't stop laughing. But I see your point. You got me wondering if about that too... *grin* *wink*

    @janeisavamp: You're very welcome! Glad I could help.

    Verif Word: upseses... That's how my family will get when they know how obsessed I am.

  54. CRAZYest thing: walkin home in the dark not knowin my way home cause i was stayin with people i didn't know found out that if your walking on the road in the dark in hiheels take em off and walk bare foot on the white painted lines on the side.
    Fuck: Carlise i think he'd have mad skills being a doc and all :Kill Bella of cause that bitch has to be out of my way. Marry: Edwrad of cause, lots of sex and he could tun me (cause i roll like that i mean imagin the sex then HAWT!)
    Music: lots of diff stuff Smashing Pumpkins early stuff, white stripes, wolfmother, empire of the sun, kings of leon etc.
    Movie: there was a movie before Twilight??? lol Interview with a vampire i knew that movie off by heart i know lame, Shawn of the dead that movie is funny as fuck and would recoment to people with weird sence of humor.
    Know: the whole friggen town i was even in the paper for it lol most Twitarded/Twihard in Rocky i tryed to plug ya blog, im not sure how to blog and stuff iknow i stould but am too lazy and just use facebook for my theripist and winging nonsence lol.
    Time: lots maybe 15 hours a week sometimes all day you know how thoes fanfics can be.
    Random: have a plan for if i ever meet Rob (pssst dress as a cabbie and offer him a lift in ya cab, then lock the doors and drive like hell lol) I am totally prepared for a zombie attack, lame i know but you should always be prepared.

  55. Hi Ladies! This is my very ever first post on her so bear with me lol Found this site threw a friend of a friend :P

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)? I had sex in a hospital room. Totaly worth it LOL

    2)Fuck = Carlisle, Kill= Bella Marry = Edward ( of course :)

    3)What is your favorite band/type of music? I listen to almost everything :)

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight? Sorry no memories before twilight lol

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger? Everyone I know knows I'm obsessed with Twilight. My husband just sighs everytime he sees me reading the books again hehe

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc. At least 14 I think its about two hours a day. Darn real life for taking up my free time

  56. @VitaminR - it was a handicap one so I had some room. Didn't have to sit on or have my face in the ole crapper. Always a plus : )

  57. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done?
    I let an ex boyfriend pierce my clit with a needle. Here is the kicker:he convinced me that if rubbed cocaine on it first it would not hurt. He lied. This was also my the end of the cocaine experimenting phase (week) of my life!!
    2) Fuck-Jacob Kill-Mike Marry Edward(I'll bet he is so much better than Jacob!)
    3) What is your favorite band/type of music? All kinds: Elvis, Kings of Leon,70's tunes, even some Disney Channel stuff my kid loves!!
    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight? Not much into movies besides Twilight, although Dirty Dancing was a big fave for a while.
    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
    It is leaking out , but only I know how truely fucked up I am over this stupid shiny movie!!
    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things?
    About 5. It would be much more, but as a teacher at work I am blocked from most of the good sites (including this one!!)
    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter. Any people in VA out there that need a twi-friend? I am the most devoted over 30 gal I know in person!!

  58. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

    I drove home drunk, like way beyond drunk one night...someone I made it home safely without hurting myself or anyone else...I will NEVER do that again *hangs head in shame*

    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these! (Or "Eff, Marry, Kill" if you don't have my potty mouth.)**

    Fuck: Alex
    Marry: Rob
    Kill: Jacob

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    I love ALL sorts of music, from Tool, to Snoop Dogg, to Taylor Swift, and I even love me some Debussy! *winks*

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

    The Hangover - Bradley Cooper is my 2nd crush :)

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight?
    Yes, they're about to call an intervention!

    A blogger? only my family and a few close friends know that I blog...I'm not quite ready to be completely out of the closet!

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

    Honestly, at least 10 hours a fucking joke!

    I am completely ROBsessed! :)

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.

    I may love Kharizzmatik's Emancipation Proclamation Fan Fic and its character, MafiaPrinceWard, more than the Twilight saga itself.

  59. 1. I flashed my naked booby out the car window once when I was in high school. We were driving through a parking lot and there were all these old people and we blew the horn to make sure everyone was looking.

    2. Fuck: Emmett (really great bod) Kill: Rosalie and Marry: Edward (snatchurally)

    3. I've loved Steely Dan since high school, but also love the Ramones and REM. Hate anything bubble-gummy.

    4. I'll post this answer then think of others: Nobody's Fool (with Paul Newman) was really a lovely, funny movie that I never mind watching again. Love love love 'Topsy Turvy' about Gilbert and Sullivan's partnership. All about the creative process.

    5. Most of my family and friends know. I just haven't found a fellow Twi-tard in the bunch though- this has been frustrating.

    6. 10-15 not including FF

    7. In the 1980's did the weather on the 'Today Show' with Willard Scott while dressed in a peach costume.

  60. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

    A few years ago, buzzin already with BFF’s in our friend’s bar-we instituted –for men only- Shirt- no service! (Instead of no shirt no service). We were in our late 40’s and tons of cutie “boys” in the 21-25 yr old range gladly removed their shirts for our inspection to get drinks. It soon developed into totally illegal activities involving male nudity, lotion, pinching, biting, belts used as leashes. I bit one of the cuties on the ass, through his jeans because his ass was so luscious! hehehe I left bite marks-he showed me later! A totally wild nite. The friend bar owner had to erase the security tape so her old man wouldn’t see the crazy shit going on!

    2) Fuck-Edward and/or Emmett-OMG a girl can dream, Marry-Charlie (Hey I am one of your older fans), Kill-Rosalie or Bella or both.

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music? 70’s, 80’s rock, blues, jazz, some classical. Still jam to Zep, Stones, Pink Floyd, Foghat, J Giles, ELP-ahhhhhhhhh good times! I buy CD’s too. I still have tons of vinyl!

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight? One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Shawshank Redemption, Pretty Woman.

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? Not a blogger but RL family and friends know of my interest in Twilight but NONE know the depth of my obsession. They think it’s very strange.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc. About 15-20 hrs a week.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.
    We took a poll of random women in the bar bathroom-and it was found that 7 out of 10 women prefer “girth” over “length” when comes to cocks! Give us your fat, hard cocks that fill us to the brim instead of those long, skinny peenies that just give us tummy aches! New discussion one day?

  61. Answering these before I read everyone else’s so that I’m not distracted. Can’t wait to read them when I’m done. Great idea girls!

    1) Craziest/Most Stupid – Dating myself here, but it would have to be the many weekends during high school spent drinking Boone’s Farm...straight out of the bottle...with a straw...causing me to puke so violently that it came out my mouth and my nose at the same time. Talk about young and dumb!
    2) Fuck Emmett, Marry Edward, Kill Rosalie – I’m worried that if I killed Bella, Edward would be too depressed to be any good to me. We are talking an eternity here, so I can share ;)
    3) My favorite band right now is Kings of Leon. Caleb Followill’s voice is so raw and so damn sexy. My favorite band of all time is Aerosmith. I’ve seen them in concert three times. Having said that, the music that I never get tired of listening to (beside’s Rob’s, of course) is Motown and 50s/60s.
    4) My favorite movie is While You Were Sleeping, starring Sandra Bullock. She also stars in one of the best movies I’ve seen recently, The Proposal. I’m a sucker for romantic comedies.
    5) Yes, my RL family and friends know that I’m addicted to Twilight and even more addicted to Rob Pattinson. I've given up trying to hide it. Some of them get it, some of them put up with it, and the rest I’ve written off. LOL!
    6) I’m going to have to guesstimate: 5 hrs x 7 days = 35 hrs/week. I have just started working on setting up my own blog, so I guess I’m going to have to quit my day job.
    7) Random fact – My favorite number has always been 17. It was my softball number back in the day and my son’s baseball number. I’ve incorporated it into my license plate number, my ankle tattoo, and my user/blogger name. For years, I’ve been saying that growing up is overrated. Lucky for me, now it’s cool to be 17 forever!!

  62. So, after almost pissing myself reading all these I'm afraid mine will such, but whatever.

    1. Craziest/most stupid thing...I moved to Nashville TN with no money, no job, no friends, no plan...just a crazy sister that may need meds. Needless to say, it didn't work out.

    2. Fuck-I'm totes torn between the other 3 Cullen men. They are all just toooooo damn fine.
    Marry-Edward/Rob...cause come on, it's Robward.
    Kill-Lauren. I just always wanted to punch that bitch in the throat.

    3. Favorite band...I love all types of music. Literally anything you name is on my iPod.

    4. Favorite movie...again, I love all types but I adore Edward Scissorhands, Shawshank Redemption, The Hangover...and I could keep goin :)

    5. RL family/ knows, a few friends know. I'm working on outting myself.

    6. Hours with Twi-related things... lord knows, I don't wanna think about it at all. I'd be terribly embarrassed at how much I such at getting things done lol.

    7. Random fact...I want nothing more than to own a bakery and make cupcakes all day (for Rob ;)). In addition to Rob and all things Twi..I'm terribly addicted to the Rockstar energy drink, cupcakes, and pumpkin flavored goodness.

  63. 1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

    Talk about a list...let's see...this past weekend I disappeared to NYC without telling anyone to do a photo shoot. The last thing I remember was waking up with my shirt missing on the floor of a model's loft in Soho. Ooops

    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these! (Or "Eff, Marry, Kill" if you don't have my potty mouth.)**

    Fuck--Carlisle, Kill-Bella, Marry-Edward

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    Duran Duran...anything trashy and English

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

    Marie Antoinette

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

    Have no freaking idea. The bf knows about my obession but ignores it

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

    Lost count

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.

    I was on a reality show with Kellan Lutz in 2004. I had to explain how voting works...yeah

  64. Wow, that is really random that there were multiple bat encounters! Whenever someone asks for an unknown fact about me, that's always the one I say because its typically unusual. @Spazzy (who posted right above me!) even had to get rabies shots! Soooo random.

  65. What the hell is the connection with all of us with bats and then liking vampires?!?!? CREEPY!!
    We used to live in a house that had a very old chimney that the bats lived in and they were always in the house and one day when I was like 12 and walking around barefoot outside, I stepped on one that was laying on the ground, belly up and fangs ready!

    sprtzmom1721 - my fave # is 17 too! Myself, hubby and kids (including dog) were all born on the 17th of different months and my daughters' sports #'s are always 17!

  66. @mattsgirl05 - That's incredible that all of you have birthdays on the 17th!!!

  67. @anon - you were on a reality show with Kellan Lutz in 2004?! we need details!!! email us! : )

  68. of all the crazy/stupid to choose from you picked the bush story???!!! I forgot that even happened. lol!

    BTW: 30 hours a week.... good god woman... thats almost a work week

  69. Hello!!!I'm Stacey a.k.a. Countess Dracula. Well, here I go!
    1)There are a lot of drunk nights on which me & my friends did a plethora of stupid things, like provoking cops to check us for drinking. Thank God they didn't!
    2)Fuck Jacob(the character not Tay), Kill Jane, Marry Edward of course!And I don't need to kill Bella 'cause she's only a danger to herself!
    3)Fav music: mostly alternative rock and blues
    4)Love actually and horror movies, i like films in general
    5)I let some of them know. A blogger-yes but about what no!
    6)About 20-30 hours
    7)6 years ago some guys I know formed a band and I was their singer for a while!

    I didn't tagged anyone and i'm sorry for that but i don't own a blog, I only participate in one(Twiligholics-Twihards)so technically i can't

  70. It's been a while since I've lurked in the shadows of Twitard!

    1) Several come to mind. Here's one: Went on a booze cruise on a first date with a guy my bff (at the time) set me up with who I was soooo not-in-too! Another guy that I was really in to was on the same cruise. Half-way through the cruise I ended up on the top level of ship latch-n-tongue with the man I wanted!!! Lip stick smear & beads of sweat! First date ended up as a last date! And I got to go home with the man I wanted!

    2) Fuck - Rob, Marry - Rob, Kill - Bella & Jessica! Double homocide while I'm at it! Jessica irritates me. She's a two face bitch!

    3) Earth, Wind & Fire! Hey, I love the 80's!

    4) Anything Sean Connery! Now there's a real brit man! Funny Girl with Omar Shariff!

    5) Hubby & kids!

    6) Not enough since I started back work. Mostly at night for about an hour.

    7) When I was 10 yrs. old I got my very long hair caught in a ferris wheel in the Phillipines! Yikes! I turn 50 in 2 years and my dream is to go to Italy on my 50th! I live in Hawaii.

  71. 1)umm i can't think of anything crazy that i may have done =/?
    2) F***: emmett
    Marry: jasper
    Kill: the volturi. but i would love to strangle--> Rosalie or Jessica
    3) fav type of music: R&B, pop, top 40 hits
    4) I dont really have a single favorite movie, because i love soo many different ones. But i do love any movie with Will Smith
    5) my friends know ive read the books, and like the series but they have no idea that i blog about twilight or that im obsessed.. but my BFF knows cause we share a blog, and my mom knows... cause she's more obsessed than me!
    6) hmm about 2-3 hrs almost everyday, give or take a day or two if im super busy at school. so i'll average it at 14-20ish per week.
    7)when I moved in CA a few years ago, I was super lucky with winning stuff off the radio. i was tickets to: 3 concerts, 1 local award show, and got to talk to Nelly, J.Timberlake and B2K during their radio interviews.

  72. obviously, it didn't take me that long to become addicted to this blog!

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
    I wouldn't say it was crazy, but I'm pretty mortified of the picture of me in the Chicago Tribune from Depeche Mode this summer. I was literally CRYING for Martin Gore. When I saw it I was mortified! What a fucking nutjob I am!

    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill.

    Fuck Robward, Marry Jacksper, Kill Jacob (get OUT of their relationship already!)

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music? Well, from #1 you can tell it is Depeche Mode, but also love NIN and Dead Can Dance along with all kinds of other music

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? Yes, everyone that knows me knows I'm addicted. I don't think they know the EXTREME I'm at, but they have a good idea of it. That's why I almost shat my pants when I found this lovely blog!

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.
    I'm on the net from 3-8 hours a day and about 50% is for Twilight. Oh dear god just typing that is scary. Sooo anywhere from 10-40 hours

    7) Random fact: More of a confession I guess, but I hadn't even read the books until February of this year! (2009)

  73. Kellan Lutz story

    STY, i'll email you my story on facebook...

  74. Was gonna post anon but i'm throwing all caution to the wind so here goes:
    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done?
    Fucked a coworker in the back of a semi-crowded movie theater, it got so bad we ended up in the supply closet for round two.

    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill.
    Fuck-Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle and Paul....can you say train woot woot
    Marry-Seth, hey now, he's the only sane one so i'm hoping he'd rub off on me.
    Kill-Rosalie, Jessica and Lauren-triple homicide, they're all one person to me.

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    Too many... Shakespeare in love, A walk to remember and the list goes on.

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
    Are you kidding? hells no! BFF knows because she's my bloggy buddy...i think my mom has some idea-even though she lives 2000 mils away-she told me to stop trying to get with Rob because he's dating Kristen, i know i need to put her on meds. I'm working on coming out the twicloset but i don't believe in the band aid method.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.
    hmmm 5-6 hrs mon-fri, weekends even longer, oh god, i don't even want to calculate that.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.
    I got nothing....i'm not into women but i'd have a one stand with Kstew lol, can't get more random than that!

  75. How can I resist? btw - some of you gals are CRAZY:)

    1. When I was 17, my sister, her friend and 2 distant cousins helped get me into a club in Germany (had to be 18). It was a beach theme night and they had these kiddie pools set up with water in them. Naturally, I took off my shoes, rolled up my jeans and got in to dance (I had only 1 drink at this point... I just thought it would be fun...) - well, apparently that's not what they were expecting. The DJ thought it was awesome, said a bunch of stuff in German that I didn't understand while EVERYONE in the club stared at me - and we won a free bucket of Sangria. Then some Albanian came up with broken English and offered me a shot - yeah, I learned the "don't take drinks from strangers" rule and handed it to my sister's friend instead;) Then he said some shit I barely understood, kissed me and left.

    2. F - Edward, M - Jacob - I need a snuggle buddy, and someone who encourages me to take some risks, K - I agree with whoever said they wanted to punch Lauren in the throat... she's giving me a bad name, dang it! Or Jane, that girl has an attitude problem.

    3. I'm all over the place with music... pretty much anything but country - but I can tolerate that for a little if needed - though lately, it's been my "Twilight" station on Pandora

    4. That would be a book... but lately I've been watching Wimbledon over and over (and I really REALLY dislike Kirsten Dunst... but it works in this movie)

    5. My sisters know, and of course my fiance - but I'm not sure anyone realizes just how bad I've got it - okay, my best friend from college does... we trade info and NM movie updates:) My mentor at work knows I love the books - but if she knew about the fanfic, and blog time... *hangs head in shame/embarrassment*

    6. Depends if I'm re-reading the series, like I have been in secret the past week (though I skipped Twilight and went straight to NM this time). Let's say 4-5 hours a typical week

    7. I was the secretary for the skydiving club in college... I never jumped and am afraid of heights, though it still ranks on the "to-do" list... dang it, Jacob, let's go!

  76. .... ALRIGHT! I lied on number 6...

    it's probably closer to 8-10 because of fanfic and my desperate search for more sometimes... and even if I'm not rereading the entire series... sometimes I just skim around the books for my favorite parts.

    A month ago, it was probably closer to 20 or more... but people have slowed down on updating ff...

  77. I meme'd.

    Oh...I MEME'D!!!!

  78. I know this is an interactive post so it really should be done at the time otherwise pointless but Damnit! I love this sorta thing so I'm jsut gonna do it anyway.

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)? Honestly? I have nothing for you.

    2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these! Fuck: Edward ( I know it seems like a crime coz he's the sorta guy I should marry), Kill: Jacob. He greats on me. Badly. Marry: Jasper - I wanna do him again and again and again, I want him to be able to calm me down whenever Is tress, tell me about the Vamp wars and I really wanna lick his scars...OK OK I'm shutting up!

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music? Type of music? all types. I pretty much have at least 2 songs from every catagory on my iPod. My fav band is The Black Keys.

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight? *mumbles* LOTR. I'm a class A geek at heart.

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger? Everyone knows to a degree due to me wearing awesome twilight hoodie, using twi images on fb, SQEEING over movie merch/Rob pics. Only a few realise the extend of it (totally twitarded)

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc. -tries to roughly count "hhmm if I roughly average..then bla bla...HOLY SHIT!!!" I don't think I can go there. Even here it seems freakishly bad. In my defence I barely watch television and I don't have a job plus I own an iPhone so it's almost all done on that. *mumbles* mabe 100 hours? Lsn ryt, I read alot. Since I was about 5 I've loved to read so it's almsot all fanfic...and erm blogs and erm twi-related-twitter, and youtube)

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter. Before my twiobsession my bank balence was a 4 digit sum. I saved alot. Now. It's 2 digit. My room is a twilight Eutopia though.

  79. Er so random But it seems lack of sleep yesterday got to me more than I realised - I somehow thought there were Slightly more days in a week so -thankfully- my number of hours twilighting isn't as high as I thought. So it's actually about 65/70 hours :D


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