Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Is It Mid-Week Yet? Please?? I Need This To Be Half Over...


Ummm... Most of you know that we don't usually post lots of videos during the week... We like to save that kinda visual goodness for the weekend when we can all sit around in our jammies and reeeeeaaaaally enjoy it...

That being said, Jenny Jerkface and I have been having a rough couple of weeks, neither one of us is feeling particularly Christmas-y, and we thought it might be nice to have RPatts help us out a little in that department! With that in mind, get your Sexy-Santa on and enjoy the view!

This first one is from one our fave blogger buds, Honolulu Girl at TrueBlood Twilight - she knows what we all want for Christmas... And if we can't have him, we'll settle for loooong slow pans of awesome pics...




And this one is filled with some older pics - I haven't seen some of these - at least recently - and dang he looks goooood...



Oh - and we'll be tied up tomorrow night, too! Not literally - get your smutty minds out of the gutter! OK, don't - we like them there... But - the lovely ladies at Twigasm will be sending a car 'round for us and we'll be ferried to Twigasm HQ in grand style! I hear word that once we get there, we will be carried in on a litter by a gaggle of guidos (that's the right word for a group of guidos, right???) who will peel us grapes and bring us cocktails. If we close our eyes and they don't talk (thereby ruining it!), it's gonna be quite a thing. And if you have any thoughts on dark and dirty things you'd like to ask us, get on over to the Twigasm blog and leave a comment ASAP - now's your chance! No holds barred...

31 comments:

  1. Whew, that was, really wonderful, sigh.....

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  2. i have many a dirty thought watching those videos. *drool*

    the next podcast is gonna be EPIC! can't wait. i love you girls hardcore!

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  3. Mmmmmmm vintage Rob, newish Rob....any Rob is allright with me...especially beary, biting lip, and tongue-out Rob. Hot damn!

    I am trying to dig deep for a good question or quesitons but I think all my Twitter threats have rendered me questionless...I can't think of anything dammit. I will try.

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  4. Ha! Ha! I meant 'beardy' Rob above...guess that was a narcissistic Freudian slip of some kind.

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  5. HG, you know I think you rock. Still loving the video :)

    And clearly I've had my head up my ass because how did I miss that you two are actually going to be a part of the podcast?! Heading over there right ow to see what's what.

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  6. dear santa, i want one of these - first video 0:51 and second video 0:47 - for christmas! can he come with a pretty red bow? but i'm not picky i'll take whatever i can get.
    love track 10

    really! there's a twilight stocking! :/

    vw "claggin" i'm claggin on the christmas cheer, bah humbug!

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  7. 2nd vid 1:20 Gaaaah...panties exploded in flames, pubes singed, ointment applied.
    WV uhav = u have no fucking idea what you do to us, Rob...or do u?

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  8. Glad you guys enjoyed the vids! Well, what's not to love in them, I guess - yummm...

    and we are going to have a b-l-a-s-t with the Twigasm ladies - can't wait!!

    : )

    JAG at Random Act of Rob was also in a vid mood - she posted some of her best-of-the-best hand-made vids - be sure to check them out if you need a little Rob fix later today (especially the last one - exclusively "Robe Rob" - *thud*).

    http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/16/when-jag-was-at-stage-5-of-her-rob-addiction/#more-8027

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  9. Sweet Jesus - the pic in that first video at 2:04 - so fucking hot! He should be illegal!

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  10. I refuse to take part in Christmas Rob until I get the my accessory for Lamb skin rug Rob!!!!

    NOT FAIR!!!

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  11. geeze louise, that 2nd one had me on that pause button like 89 times!! i had almost forgotten about shaved-off-my-famous-golden-locks Rob!!

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  12. @Sparkle - I AGREE! I tending to my burns right now.

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  13. When the fuck did I turn 14!? To be honest, I don't think I was like this then! OME! He is too fucking hot for his own good. Seriously? How does someone get that good looking in every fucking pic he's in? Even the ones where he's being stupid, he still looks fuckhawt!

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  14. Oh, and was that a preview shot from Eclipse in the second vid where he's in the water?

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  15. Geez, I can't think of any questions that you guys don't address right here on your own blog. I'll have to think of something. Either way, I adore you guys!

    @17foreverLisa I heart you big time! *kisses*

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  16. Oh, thanks STY for posting my video! I keep asking for better editing software to make steamier videos but hubby's not going for it. Damn it! Why? Hehehe

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  17. @VitaminR - beary Rob? I was looking for nude Rob, but couldn't find him. Sigh. You're such a tease!

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  18. Yummy videos. All that was missing was NudeRob. If only The Mullet would take photos and leak them to the internets we'd all be happy campers with exploded panties! That's one useful thing that she could do (besides fix her hair disaster).

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  19. HOLY FUCK!! I'm gonna spontaneously combust! I watched this about 5 times in a row last night before I went to bed, then couldn't wait to get home from work to watch it again. The guy can't take a bad fucking picture!

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  20. @ninj twinerd *cracking up* you just put in writing everyting I"ve been thinking for ages! "the Mullet" "leaked nude photos" and "fix her hair disaster" and yes we would all have exploded panties.

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  21. I swear he is the only man who make make a bib looks sexy as Hell....

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  22. Totally digging the short hair/gray plaid pics in the 2nd video. It kind of weirds me out when his pinky gets all wonky when he runs his hand through his hair. Although a little wonkiness could come in handy elsewhere...

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  23. Love the vids! I think Wednesdays could be Hump Rob day now! LOL... Oh and I heard Anna Kendrick on the view say that hearing poeple say they want to do Rob (and Clooney) is like people telling her they want to be with their cousin. Oh really? I don't see cousins taking a long sexy drunken lick of your neck unless ur kissin' cousins..Just sayin. Thx STY! Can't wait for the podcast ! Let us know when the Podcast hoes will release it to the Twi-Masses-ok?

    Maybe they'll give you some outtakes to post on ur blog!

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  24. I feel like I should be adding Vanity Fair to my Christmas list. I mean, they own him, or us, or my orgasms. FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

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  25. Honolulu Girl FUCKING ROCKS!!!! Girl - you've got some mad skills and excellent taste. Those are among my favorite pics. I'm a total slut for the Vanity Fair pics in general. Mmm...

    And this totally got me feeling all giggly and Christmas-y. :)

    @STY - You girl, know how to make the season bright. And sparkly.

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  26. Ummm....anyone notice how lonnnng his tongue is in one of pics with Anna? Hellloo Sailor!

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