You know how Snarkier Than You usually puts up videos of RPattz hawtness on the weekend?
Well, she's a little preoccupied right now so I said I would do this
Seriously, it's really, really funny shit. Promise. C'mon, you know I love to discuss anything poop-related! I just can't help myself.
First off - you must go check out this story on fanfiction.net. It's a short one that was brought to my attention by @jittzpattzing on Twitter and holy-fucking-ass-apples is it funny. I was super stoked to read this because it combines two of my favorite topics - Twilight and butt nuggets.
This video doesn't have anything to do with cleaning out your colon but still includes shit anyway. As in, this guy should thank his lucky stars these Twilight fans didn't beat the shit out him.
Unfortunately, I can't embed the video so you'll have to go here to watch a bunch of Twi-fans get punked. Hard.
My apologies for this, um, shitty post. However, I couldn't leave you completely empty-handed so... Consider this the cherry on top of a pile of turd. [Ew, that actually grossed me out!]