This is from Junie, who promised me she will sign up (and maybe even follow! we love followers!) so she can comment all proper-like (we love comments, too!) --
Team Edward vs. Team Santa: Seriously, Edward's a no-brainer - here are a few reasons why:
Santa never brought me that Snoopy Snow Cone machine I asked for in 1985. Edward brings his own icy treat!
I don't even have a fucking chimney. I have 3 windows in the bedroom I can leave open for Edward, but really my hubby can just let him in at the door as he heads out to do his last minute Christmas shopping.
I'm tired of sitting up until exhaustion takes me waiting for Santa to show when it is convenient for him. Edward would never treat me like a booty call, he would show up promptly at twilight, stay all night, and cook breakfast!
Thanks to Edward's diet, there's no need to waste time in the kitchen baking cookies all day. [Edward doesn't need to be bribed with cookies to do nice things!]
Edward doesn't need Rudolph to guide him...he'll just follow my scent, duh!
Robward really does have better whiskers!!!
So what do you think?? Are you a traditionalist or are you hoping someone a little vampier sneaks into your house while you are sleeping and leaves you something under the Christmas tree this year??? Tell us what you think in the comments!
We also wanted to take a minute to let you all know that our blog-time may be a little sporadic over the next few days... I'm sure the time you'll be able to spend glued to your computer debating the merits of your fave YA saga and drooling over pictures of a hot twenty-three-year-old will also be a little curtailed... I would have posted a bunch of videos or something on the off chance that you will feign "stomach problems" and hole up in a far-off bathroom somewhere on Christmas day for as long as possible, but I've already got Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas" on auto-play in my head and I refuse to listen to it again any time soon (yes, I get it, and that's all I want for Christmas too, but shut the fuck up about it already, Mariah. Thx).
Oh - and if you haven't already heard, Episode #9 of the TwiGasm Podcast - The Twitarded Shore - is now available for your listening pleasure! It's jam-packed with holiday goodness and us! For the sake of full disclosure, Jenny Jerkface and I do not have voices that will bring you pleasure, but Moira does! Oh and JJ is horrified to realize that she really does have a Joisey accent. Sorry, sweetie.
**Pic from Why Not? Twilight, RPattz and Me's 12 Days of Robmas Sexy Stare "Hurry Down My Chimney Tonight" edition - aka Day #6 - go check out the whole thing if you need a Rob Porn pic - and you know you do! Click to enlarge - and then tell me what part of that tux is sticking out of his fly...
P.S. Thanks to Stoney G. Pumpkin from TwiSoup for giving us Twitarded gals a Christmas-y make-over - we love our new header!