This morning, as the train was pulling into Penn Station, I decided to check my Blackberry and found a message from my darling, sweet, Twi-Partner-In-Crime BFF:
To: Jenny Jerkface
From: Snarkier Than You
Re: I HAAAAAAATE YOU!! AND SXSW, TOO
"New Moon will be released in the United States on Saturday, March 20, 2010."
you SUUUUUUUUUCK. Really. you and your stupid trip to sxsw too. if you don't have a wild orgy with bobby long & friends (omg what if "someone else" shows up?!) AND blog about it i will never speak to you again. i want pictures.
I should clarify - I will, once again, be going to the uber musical festival known as SXSW (South by SouthWest) in Austin Texas when the DVD comes out. It's a H-U-G-E thing. Sheesh, you'd think I'd done something like this before, right? Oh wait, I have...
I was debating whether or not to make STY wait until my return (which is the NEXT DAMN DAY, I might add) or be nice and tell her to go ahead and watch it without me.
Fuck being nice.
I better go see what's going on with Twitter - STY's probably holding open auditions for a new best friend... And she'll probably have better luck than she did last year.
P.S. OK Bobby Long, you have "cute & scruffy" down, but can you sing??? Because if I go to see you and not some other awesome set, you'd better be fucking good. Or have "friends" who put out [*wink-wink*].
[pic via Shack Of Soul]