Not too long ago, Jenny Jerkface and I were mulling over the general content of Twitarded and began to wonder if maybe there was something missing, besides maturity and class. I mean, over time, our posts have metamorphosed from semi-chaste middle-schoolers giggling over poorly-drawn penis pictures to full-on drunken-college-freshman-at-a-frat-party slutty. And we're largely OK with that, for better or for worse.
But now we have a whole new year (or most of it - c'mon - you know how we roll) stretched out before us, and we want to make it the best year ever for us and for for you! Soooo tell us how to make that happen! Easy, right?
We've always considered Twitarded to be a group effort. We wouldn't be here if you weren't here, too. Sure, even if nobody had ever found our blog we would likely still be lobbing Twilight-related musings back and forth on occasion, debating the merits of the contact lenses in Twilight vs. New Moon and wondering where in the world RPatts and KStew are hiding out and how we can catch Rob when he's all vulnerable and on the rebound and needs a shoulder to cry on (amongst other things), but YOU are what primarily drives us. Your comments, your emails, your tweets [all of which we read voraciously whether or not we ever have ourselves pulled together enough to respond - which we don't...] - all encouraging us to keep on dishing up whatever it is we are serving here on a daily basis. 'Cause you like it. And we do, too.
That said, tell us your deepest most secret wishes for 2010. And Twitarded.
Things we already know:
- You want to go to Forks with us (which is excellent! dates tba but we're thinking September)
- You like poop jokes & fart jokes and JJ's tendency to get all crazy and scatological
- Everything sounds better when sprinkled with gems from "Creative Cursing." Donkey muffs." See?
Tell us the rest! What do you love most about Twitarded? What do you hate? [it's that twat waffle JJ, right? c'mon - you can tell me - no one else is listening... just whisper it for my ears only... what? it's me you hate? ok, lay it on me, string bean! I can take it!] Do you think our posts are too wordy? Are you dying for us to be more wordy? Would you love to read about our thoughts on things that are not Twi-related even more than the amount of stuff we sneak in here under the pretense that it is somehow Twi-related even though that connection can be as flimsy as what Bella wears in most fanfics before Domward/Darkward/Beautiful Bastard rips it off of her???
Leave your thoughts in the comments! More content? Less? Changes? More underwear???