It's time!!! Watch our for paper cuts! Or that sharp foil on your wine bottle...
Good evening, fine whore flaps of Twitardia - you know what tonight is, right??? Well if you don't, you haven't been paying very close attention, but we'll let you slide because RL can be a bitch and Jenny Jerkface and I both know what it's like to not spend as much time in the Twidom as we would both like.
But TONIGHT you all need to be there or be square! Apologies to those of you who are in time zones that make this impossible; free drinking-in-the-morning passes to those of you who live someplace where it is Saturday morning already. This is like the Twitarded equivalent of a fishing trip or something - you get to break all the normal polite rules of society and drink along with us no matter what time it is (the rule we are breaking comes from our soon-to-be-famous friend weXXX, who states, "You can drink alone, and you can drink before noon, but you can't drink alone before noon." weXXX is a wise man.).
LLLLLaaaadiiiies... staaaaart... yooooouuurrrr... lllaaaaptops & dvd players!!!
Are you ready for the collective viewing of Twilight? Got your popcorn? Skittles? Chocolate? Wine, whiskey, or poison of choice? Good! Because we sure do!
Be here at 9:00 Eastern Time. Hit "Play." Watch Twilight with us. And get ready to say all that stuff you wanted to say in the movie theater but didn't and then didn't bother saying at home because what's the point if nobody's there to get it??? We're going to stick mostly to the comments section here - fanficzombie recommends using the F5 for instant comment refreshing! There may be some tweeting here & there to round things out - I was thinking we could use #TWI to keep track (I have no idea if this will work jftr so if anyone has any better ideas...).
To make your movie experience more real-ish, here's a trailer for ya'! Alice In Wonderland - can't wait!
Obsessed with Twilight? Think you're too old for this? You've come to the right place!
We are a bunch of over-thirty *cough*andforty*cough* chicks who never really meant to fall in love with Twilight... but somehow we did. Hard. Inexplicably, we've still got a lot to say about it. And other stuff. Join us!