So the other day I was on Twitter (seriously, if you are not on Twitter and following us, you are missing out! Even my mom could be on Twitter but she won't be because I will never tell her how easy it is or that I am on it because Jenny Jerkface's mom is gonna follow her on Twitter while we are in Forks and she's totally gonna be grounded for like a month after I cart her sorry hung-over ass back to Joisey) and Texas Katherine was saying that she was watching Twilight and I said it was too bad I was going to bed because we should watch it together and then something clicked and HEY! I tweeted that we should all watch it together one night!! Aaaand I got a bunch of responses from people who were TOTALLY into it!
So I was sort of kidding and just being flip at the time but then I got to thinking about it... Let's do this thang!!!
What are you doing this Friday night? Saaaaay around 9:00 to 11:00 Eastern time??? You know, after you've done Drunk [Dirty] Mad Libs with mmMoxie over at Twilight SagaPalooza (if you have never participated, this it the p-e-r-f-e-c-t pre-game to collective Twi-watching!)??? Wanna have a hot date at the Twitarded virtual movie theater with yours truly, Jenny Jerkface, and maybe a hundred-ish of your bestest bloggy best friends ??? C'mon - you know you love us more than those RL twats...
It'll be like that time when JJ & I watched Twilight in Central Park except it won't be raining and we won't be outside and our liquor won't be camouflaged in emptied Smart Water bottles...OK it won't be like that at all - it'll be awesomer - and Twi in the Park was awesome!
As an added bonus, you can bring your own Skittles, Sno-Caps and popcorn without fear of reprisal AND you can booze it up without trying to hide the fact that you nipping a flask (or doing awkward semi-hidden shots like we were at the New Moon premiere). WOOT!
We're thinking we'll get the ball rolling a little before 9:00 and start the move at nine on the dot after we all synchronize our watches. We'll chat in in the comments here and see what happens! You know all that stuff you always wanted to say in the theater but didn't want to be that jerk who talks the whole time? Well bring it on! It might get a little nuts (at least I hope it will) but I have a feeling this will be epic fun!! Twitarded Goes to the Movies - be there or be square!
So are you ready to hit "Play" with us??? Let us know if you're on board--and if you have any suggestions, we're all vampy-extra-super-powered ears!
[JJ's note - Just for the record, STY is a pretty... non-bouncy, non-excitable person. She generally does a very dignified SQUEEEE, but it's all breathy and cute-like and I kind of secretly hate the fact that she doesn't tinkle every time she gets all worked up about something. I totally started laughing when I read this because it's pretty obvious STY is hand-flapping, bouncy bouncy fucking stoked about doing this. I've got my fingers crossed she pees herself. ]
[P.S. from STY - You know we'll be at your house, right? I'll pee all over your sofa if it'll make you happy but don't say you didn't encourage me to do it after the fact when ML gets cranky.]