It's time!!! Watch our for paper cuts! Or that sharp foil on your wine bottle...
Good evening, fine whore flaps of Twitardia - you know what tonight is, right??? Well if you don't, you haven't been paying very close attention, but we'll let you slide because RL can be a bitch and Jenny Jerkface and I both know what it's like to not spend as much time in the Twidom as we would both like.
But TONIGHT you all need to be there or be square! Apologies to those of you who are in time zones that make this impossible; free drinking-in-the-morning passes to those of you who live someplace where it is Saturday morning already. This is like the Twitarded equivalent of a fishing trip or something - you get to break all the normal polite rules of society and drink along with us no matter what time it is (the rule we are breaking comes from our soon-to-be-famous friend weXXX, who states, "You can drink alone, and you can drink before noon, but you can't drink alone before noon." weXXX is a wise man.).
LLLLLaaaadiiiies... staaaaart... yooooouuurrrr... lllaaaaptops & dvd players!!!
Are you ready for the collective viewing of Twilight? Got your popcorn? Skittles? Chocolate? Wine, whiskey, or poison of choice? Good! Because we sure do!
Be here at 9:00 Eastern Time. Hit "Play." Watch Twilight with us. And get ready to say all that stuff you wanted to say in the movie theater but didn't and then didn't bother saying at home because what's the point if nobody's there to get it??? We're going to stick mostly to the comments section here - fanficzombie recommends using the F5 for instant comment refreshing! There may be some tweeting here & there to round things out - I was thinking we could use #TWI to keep track (I have no idea if this will work jftr so if anyone has any better ideas...).
To make your movie experience more real-ish, here's a trailer for ya'! Alice In Wonderland - can't wait!
Might be a little late, the digging of the large hole in the garden is taking longer than expected.....I never knew my DH was that tall. Fetching considerably bigger shovel as I type this.
This will be my first time seeing the flick! (Though it does sorta feel like I've watched the damn thing already, what with all the trailers/fan videos/pics I've seen lately.)
Bet this is gonna be an experience to remember. SQUEE is right!!
@Living with Edward - here's hoping it's not a constant intake of wine. ;) I'm in PST and my friend is coming over around 8, so I can't be totally ridiculous, haha!
For people wondering how to get in the twitter chat - tweet what you want and put #TwiFri and it'll show up clickable and you can read everyone else who wrote something with the same hash tag in it. Someone else can probably explain it better.
STY and JJ - I'm a newbie to this site - just heard you guys on Twigasm and found the site and have totally fallen in love! You guys say everything I'm thinking, lol. :)
Obsessed with Twilight? Think you're too old for this? You've come to the right place!
We are a bunch of over-forty *cough*andfifty*cough* chicks who never really meant to fall in love with Twilight... but somehow we did. Hard. Inexplicably, we've still got a lot to say about it. And other stuff. Join us!
http://www.justin.tv/camilocalderon2#r=lz84Ip0~
ReplyDeleteit is soooooooo on!!
ReplyDelete**dances around like an asstard**
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Might be a little late, the digging of the large hole in the garden is taking longer than expected.....I never knew my DH was that tall. Fetching considerably bigger shovel as I type this.
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I'm ready! yay.
ReplyDeleteSQUEEEEEE!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre we chatting on twitter or on here?
Okay. I'm present. My computer is being a total fucking twat though.
ReplyDeleteHi Cazza!
DAMN, I'm stuck late at work!!!(stupid West Coast time and stupid tax season...)
ReplyDeleteHave fun, Twitarded kiddies!!
I am cocked and ready!!
ReplyDelete@libby...oh hell woman - how do they do that?! is it legit?
ReplyDelete@STY and the NBs - well crap. i've been diverted to a preview event for the Alice soundtrack...but i'll be lurking.
ReplyDelete@hippievag...laters baby.
oh yeah...mmm how do you like me now? heh.
Excellent! For those of us (okay me) with good judgement impairments, are there any hard limits, as long as we're loving the Robward?
ReplyDelete@neverthink you are going to kill me already! lolololol
I am SO IN!!!
ReplyDeleteThey were streaming all last weekend non stop *le sigh* New Moon LIVE http://www.justin.tv/camilocalderon2#r=lz84Ip0~
ReplyDeleteHey ladies (and unicorns?)! I haven't commented on here before but I'm jumping onto this train anyway. Anyone watching with rifftrax?
ReplyDeleteI've got it all queued up but these kids are trying to stay awake until their bedtime...I may have to jump in a lil late...squee!
ReplyDeleteReady!
ReplyDeletecued up and ready to go
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Rifftrax, but this is going to be so much fun with the movie in it's "virgin" form ;-)
ReplyDelete@Sarita! Someone I know!! Double squee!
ReplyDeleteEee! Getting excited! Got my glass of wine and am curled up on the couch. Let's do it!
ReplyDelete~noelle
i'm sooo here, bottle of red wine, (mr. jayla is watching curling, so i have the laptop & lil one is in bed) woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteI have got to get the rif trax!
ReplyDeleteThis will be my first time seeing the flick! (Though it does sorta feel like I've watched the damn thing already, what with all the trailers/fan videos/pics I've seen lately.)
ReplyDeleteBet this is gonna be an experience to remember. SQUEE is right!!
Ok, now I've gotta go grab a beer...
HOLY FUCKING CRAP!! There are a lot of you!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, we're working on it. We will post a comment here 5 minutes before we hit play and do the same thing on Twitter.
Hope that works!
I'm ready. Let's go bitches!
ReplyDeletebaby is asleep, movie is ready... now to grab my box of thin mints from the freezer... nom nom nom!
ReplyDeleteoh and I LOL'd at the unicorn reference! :D
I'm still in bed, just woke up, rolle over and picked up the iPhone and now I'm here! Yayyyyyyyy
ReplyDeleteCrap and Yay there are a lot of you. I hope I can keep up!
ReplyDeleteGetting DVD ready wading through crappy previews...
ReplyDeleteI'm delurking to enjoy this craziness!
ReplyDeletewhere are we chatting. In the comments or on the "chat with us" thingy on the right?
ReplyDeleteWHOOO just a few more minutes left to start!!!
ReplyDeleteAlready finished my first glass of wine and we haven't started yet. This should be fun! *grins*
ReplyDeleteI'll bet we get over 1,000 comments. I wonder if blogger will implode.... hmmmm......
ReplyDeleteOne glass of wine down already?? I have a feeling that we will be seeing a lot of typos!
ReplyDeleteYeah I"ve already had at least 1 1/2 rum and cokes ... so typos are to be expected
ReplyDeleteI should not be this excited to be on my ass watching Twilight AGAIN on a Friday night.
ReplyDeleteDML is done. Lets watch some Twilight!
ReplyDeleteI may have some typos, but that could just be because i am a grammatical idiot.
ReplyDeleteTHIS is soooo cool. (im such a dork) can we watch the new moon dvd the same way since someone will be at SXSW?
ReplyDelete@Living with Edward - here's hoping it's not a constant intake of wine. ;) I'm in PST and my friend is coming over around 8, so I can't be totally ridiculous, haha!
ReplyDeletefinger on the trigger - let's GO!!
ReplyDeleteYes, here we go!
ReplyDeletePiss off reviews I don't care about things that don't relate to twilight!
ReplyDeleteNow or are we still waiting? Ok what is the offiical time?
ReplyDeleteIt's annoying to have to scroll up to refresh comments on the itouch! Loading Twitter too
ReplyDeleteWe are chatting in comments and twitter, jftr - I think the easiest would be to keep it in the comments for those who don't have twitter
ReplyDeleteObservant much Charlie?
ReplyDeleteOMG what am I supposed to be doing? I FAIL at this shit, I really do.
ReplyDeleteHello @Donna I just got ur message on FB.
Hello to everyone else, it might be a short lived visit for me, it will be as if I never existed.
looks like bella & ed are wearing the same color lipstick
ReplyDeletewhen do we hit play?? I'm confuzzled
ReplyDeleteWait, have we started?
ReplyDeleteeefin wig- they needed a hairdresser who could put in a weave.
ReplyDelete@ladyspinning I have the same problem!!
ReplyDeleteOooh finally the title screen! Laurent is looking a little scary.....
No you did NOT used to make mudpies, are you kidding me???
ReplyDeleteFOLKS! WE'RE GOING ON IN LIKE 15 MINUTES!
ReplyDeleteWill tweet/comment a few minutes beforehand!
Ok, just saw the tweet - 9:15 it is!
ReplyDelete@kimberly- LOL ya know?!
ReplyDeleteare we waiting for the actors to get on stage??l
ReplyDeleteI am recovering from penomnia (I am sure I spelled that wrong) so I can't (or shouldn't) drink but I can watch & type.... :)
ReplyDeleteso i need to rewind?
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling I"ll be typing all the comments I normally say out loud, every single time, on here instead.
ReplyDeleteWoah woah woah Kimberly youre that far in?
ReplyDeleteok, my verification word for my last comment was nipli. it's not like we are watching new moon. what the frack?
ReplyDeleteoops, I'll have to restart!
ReplyDeleteTwitter is much easier than this thing.
ReplyDelete@Jayla - you have it on a VHS? LOL
ReplyDeleteFYI - If you have a Mac and want to refresh the comments, you might have to press the fn key and the F5 key.
ReplyDeletedidn't realize the 9:15 start.
ReplyDelete@shannon- showing my age... LOL
ReplyDeleteoh no I don't have twitter.
ReplyDelete@Living with Edward - hahahaha awesome!
ReplyDeleteOk, no more wine until the movie starts (that gives me a 6 min window, haha).
good luck noelle!
ReplyDeleteTwifixx and daughter here. Anyone have a good idea for drinking games? awkward moments stuttering and blinkin occur way too often.
ReplyDeleteTwifixx
How about every time RPattz smiles?
ReplyDeleteNot everyone has Twitter, but it might be easier than comments to go to the little chat box on the right?
ReplyDeleteBahhh the stupid title music is driving me nuts
I think the blog is going to be clunky for me to keep refreshing. How do we join in the twitter chat?
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be a pain commenting on here, think I may switch to twitter (kneedshelp)
ReplyDeleteI have the dvd ready and that music...*shiver* ohhhhh yaaaaa baby.... Sorry, where was I?
9:15!!!! oh nooooes!!! i guess i'll have to restart...
ReplyDeleteI know I'm so over listneing to the music, haha.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be on twitter... takes like 2 seconds for people to sign up. :) #twifri!
Yeah I'm not a totally immoral mother. My daughter looks young in that pic, but she's almost 20.
ReplyDeleteTwifixx X 2
ok llllaaadies!!! @ 9:15 - hit "play"!!! it's 9:14...
ReplyDelete#twifri come on, repost as much as you can on twitter!
ReplyDeleteif you want to drink a lot, just drink every time someone leaves a car window open even though it is raining all the time.
ReplyDeleteFor people wondering how to get in the twitter chat - tweet what you want and put #TwiFri and it'll show up clickable and you can read everyone else who wrote something with the same hash tag in it. Someone else can probably explain it better.
ReplyDeleteokkkkkkk NOW!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteare you all starting at the blue summit mountain? Like the official beginning?
ReplyDeleteKeeping this open but attempting Twitter
ReplyDeletesquee!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe poor deer! I felt so bad very first time I watched this.
ReplyDeleteMan that deer died.. so sad
ReplyDelete...i think.
ReplyDeletehey man edward's gotta eat.
that deer looks sick
ReplyDeleteFFFFFFOOOOORRRRRKKSSSSSS!
ReplyDeleteFOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFull Moon by Black Ghosts is still one of my fave songs off the soundtrack
ReplyDelete...btw, the word verification is "renes"...short for renesmee? Haha
i really like the music in twilight much better than new moon.
ReplyDeletehey we are with a newbie (i am scared - she's gonna think i am fucking INSANE!!!) - she's never met me - gah!
ReplyDeleteI fuckin' love that Bella flew Southwest Airlines....
ReplyDeleteMC
observant much?
ReplyDeleteShit! I thought we were doing this on Sunday! Just made it!
ReplyDeleteMy dad is Charlie... and he's hot
ReplyDelete@livinng w/ Edward - I agree!
ReplyDelete@living with ed i agree - the music
ReplyDeleteI think in the beginning of the movie (and only then) she isn't a mouth breather - I just sayin!
ReplyDeletei can't bring my self to regret...falling in love with rob...
ReplyDeleteE
vw/ bacof...now back the fuck off and let me look at edward. alot.
I love that in new moon they fly Virgin. I wonder if that was on purpose.....
ReplyDeleteuh you like purple right???
ReplyDeleteSTY and JJ - I'm a newbie to this site - just heard you guys on Twigasm and found the site and have totally fallen in love! You guys say everything I'm thinking, lol. :)
ReplyDeleteI hope I'm on the right part!
ReplyDelete1 bathroom!! Sorry Charlie, ain't gonna work!
ReplyDeleteTwitarded gals, you have to play this song when you pull in to Forks! I promise, it will make you 1000000x more excited!
ReplyDeleteYou like, you like purple right?
Purples... cook
FN + F5 doesn't work!
ReplyDeleteI love how he says purple
ReplyDeleteget a hairdresser who can do a weave- PLEASE!!!
ReplyDeleteMac Users - to refresh, hit command R
ReplyDeleteCharlie doesn't hover.
ReplyDeleteAnd he also changes his clothes REALLY fast (thanks Rifftrax!)
hoverring is overrated
ReplyDelete@noelle - hi newbie! hell of a night to join hope you don't think we are too nuts!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a Billy Burke / fuck on the hood of a police cruiser fantasy, BTW. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteMC
@noelle - hi newbie! hell of a night to join hope you don't think we are too nuts!!!
ReplyDeleteNo you DID NOT MAKE MUDPIES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo no you did not make mudpies!
ReplyDeletethe charlie/billy fight sccene makes me cringe its so lame
ReplyDeleteEww Jacob. I'm so not a Jacob fan.
ReplyDeleteHa, suck it Jake! (Door opened in his face).
i drove an UPS (ugly piece of shyt) in school- didnt LOVE it
ReplyDeletei drove stick- what the
hell is a double pump?
you are all fucking insane. I can't keep up ;-)
ReplyDeletefish fry looks as gross as it tastes...
ReplyDeleteJacob looks like a chick.
ReplyDeletehow come she knows how to double-clutch??? like i am sure she has ever driven stick - ha!
ReplyDeleteI go to school on the Rez
ReplyDeleteAND IT'S NOT MARCH OR THE MIDDLE OF THE SEMESTER!! IT'S FUCKING JANUARY
ReplyDeleteFirst Day!!! SQueee
ReplyDelete@STY - thanks! I think you guys are awesome and if you're nuts, well then I'm just as nuts, haha. :)
ReplyDeleteTyler - my people!
ReplyDeleteso glad they didnt make eric greasy
ReplyDeleteSTY -- I think that EVERY time!
ReplyDeleteand I love how all 3k ppl living in Forks are in highschool haha
hey it's a bennetton ad! um i don't remember this from the book...
ReplyDelete@STY - RIGHT! I'm totally doing a post about that!
ReplyDeleteIt's Gaysian time!!!
ReplyDeleteForks is very multicultural
ReplyDeleteHe's not the eyes and ears. That's Alice and Edward. But whatever
ReplyDelete@Lauren - seriously!! I'm in Seattle...definitely not March weather, haha.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to fucking punch the first person who ever uses 'chillax' in front of me. just sayin'
ReplyDeletesputtering = drink upp!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm fuckcassie on Twitter FYI
ReplyDeleteTyler kisses Bella and they haven't even met yet?
Mikey!!!
ReplyDeletetwitch twitch...no story.
ReplyDelete@jj slow your roll
ReplyDeleteAnna as Jessica is just PERFECT! loveeee her!
ReplyDeletewhat highschooler introduces themselves with a handshake and their first and last name???
ReplyDeletewow- ok- wait for it- wait for it.. (why does he KISS her?)
ReplyDeleteI'm Jessica. And I'll unknowingly be an Oscar contender a year from now. And you won't see it coming. Bitches.
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned how much I love Anna Kendrick as Jessica - she's so awesome. I thought she was even better in NM.
ReplyDelete"Haha, that's so funny..." erm...
Mike's a douche. But gotta love Jessica. Of course I love her she's from Maine!
ReplyDeleteI’m late!! But I’m here!!
ReplyDeletehow bout your lack of eating Bella?
ReplyDeleteI would love to have Jessica's rack
ReplyDeleteFeatures DEAD!!!
ReplyDeleteand does fork really have a fucking swim team??? really!!!
speedo padding
ReplyDeleteMy heart is already racing knowing that THE CULLENS ARE COMING!?
ReplyDelete@Lauren/lasshlock -- do you have any Cullens? BECAUSE THEY CANT COME HERE!
lllllaaaaadies....
ReplyDelete: )
that's for you lorabell!!!
when gayasian says " the feature's dead" i swear he says "the future's dead"
ReplyDeleteMMMMM THERE THEY ARE! I still stop breathing when they come on screen
ReplyDeleteoh boy- here comes the best part... WOOO!!!!
ReplyDeletewhen gayasian says " the feature's dead" i swear he says "the future's dead"
ReplyDeletealso... since when can skinny dudes not have big dicks!?
ReplyDelete@LaDanseuse seriously a lot of us would. She is seriously stack for such a small woman.
ReplyDeletewho's he?
ReplyDeleteTime for the fucking SEX WALK!!! God, how I love Edward.
ReplyDeleteMC
SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh boy- here comes the best part... WOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteLaaadiiiiiies
ReplyDeleteEdward's entrance is seriously my favorite moment of the entire moment....sighhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteHe's smiled! DRINK
ReplyDelete@shannon DO YOU HAVE ANY CULLENS IN YOUR PURSE? I HOPE NOT. Cause THEY CNA'T COME HERE!
ReplyDeleteThose are MAH stickers!
Okay, Edward's entrance still makes me catch my breath, here we go!!
ReplyDeleteexcuse me while I change cafeteria tables....
ReplyDeleteLaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies!
ReplyDeleteEEEEEEEE! He's here!
ReplyDeleteEdward so should have said "Stop looking at me swan!"a
ReplyDeleteangel wings!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm hardly watching the movie because I'm watching the comments
ReplyDeleteaaaaaaaand i'm died...
ReplyDeleteI love the little smirk
ReplyDeletewhew, made it without fainting.
ReplyDeleteot oh he's about to blow chunks!!!!
sigh!
ReplyDeleteSomeone farted.
ReplyDeleteJJ is having major tech issues and is throwing her netbook out into the snow as we speak!! we are going to have to trade off...
ReplyDeleteEdward in the lab. LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING HANDS.
ReplyDeletewouldnt you just die if you were in her shoes?
ReplyDeleteI can only picture the fart version when she's in front of the fan
ReplyDeleteOhh the makeup (*sobs*)...even still, the costumes are so much better in Twilight. Whhhhyy did they have to make Jasper an old lady in NM? Why?
ReplyDeleteMMM Eddie had on his constipated face
ReplyDeleteEdward was so much cuter in Twilight than NM
ReplyDeleteWTF drunk man?
ReplyDeleteGod I love that leather band. And I want hungry black eyes in eclipse!
ReplyDelete@livingwithedward OH my god I have to start saying "Stop Looking At Me Swan" from here on out. That's fracking hilarious
ReplyDelete@mmMoxie - agreed
ReplyDeleteI want to fuck Edward Cullen in the janitor's closet. Just sayin.
ReplyDelete