Monday, February 15, 2010

Virgin, Whore, or Just The Tip?

Guess which one is the Twitarded charter plane?

Hi Twitards!

Sorry we dropped the ball on posting in the last 24 hours... When not curled into a fetal ball and moaning softly to myself, I've been mucking out my basement after a hot water heater malfunction. Jenny Jerkface spent her day the way all new homeowners spend their holidays (and money), at Home Depot and then fuzting around, painting the basement a questionable color. Suffice it to say that it was a very subterranean kind of day for us and frankly I think we'll both be happy to be back in our non-basement offices tomorrow (please remind us of this when we are on Twitter tomorrow whining about how much it sucks to be back at work).

Anyway, let's get on to the topic du jour: Eclipse spoilers and what you're going to do with them?! What are we ALL going to do with them??? I hate having to make decisions like this. Most of you have probably figured out that I am a huuuge hypocrite and want everything both ways. Paparazzi pics? BOOOOO!! Oh lookie!! Pics of Robert Pattinson underwear shopping! That's not too invasive, is it? Nah - this is ok... Show me more! Gah - I confuse myself some days with all my waffling...

Mmmm... Manties...

But the time has come to decide... To take a stand... To ask ourselves that burny of all burning questions: am I going to be an Eclipse Virgin or an Eclipse Whore? Or maybe play a lil' Eclipse Just The Tip?

In case you've been living under a rock lately (or went to see the Olympics over the weekend and forgot your iPhone at home), you know that some hot stills from Eclipse have been officially released. I am taking everyone else's word for it that they are smokin' because I haven't seen then yet (and probably won't), but I swear just the descriptions on Twitter had me hot and bothered and heading for a cold shower [or was that the hot water heater's fault? nevertheless...]. There was news of leg-hitching, make-outs, Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria - it was tempt-ing! And by the way, Twitter is the BEST place to be in the loop enough to know what's going on without actually seeing all the images (I may not click on another Twitter link until July, but that's another story).

So what's your plan? Have you come up with one yet?? Are you going to immerse yourself in every single spoiler, leaked picture/still, film clip, snippet of smut, or trailer that surfaces, or are you desperately trying to remember where you threw that chastity belt after you unshackled your lady-bits last November?

Tell us! We want to know what you think! We had decided a while back that JJ would be the Eclipse whore and I would be the spoiler-free virgin (sorry, Mommy [not a]Jerkface, but you have to play the hand you're dealt). But now that the time has come to put my money where my mouth is, I'm like any gal who takes a chastity vow without r-e-a-l-l-y thinking through all the long-term, pre-wedding-night-blue-balls-clit-suffering... In other words, I started seriously second-guessing myself the second the possibility of gettin' sum reared its helmeted peen-y head.

SO. Are you staying pure? Going slutty? Playing "everything but the" or "just the tip" in the months leading up to June? Spill it in the comments, whore flaps (even you virgin-y whore flaps)!
I should get the two-pack, just to cover my bases...

93 comments:

  1. I licked, clicked and saved all of them before they got taken down.
    The open-mouthed kiss, the leg hitch, the CHEST HAIR, the side burns, the meadow, the ring box... FML! This movie will destroy me and my panties. Just sayin.

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  2. Totally emersing the whole shaft...not just the tip! LMAO! I'm a spoiler whore, and can't be cured.

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  3. I'm playing virgin and will see nothing. No stills, no trailers, nada. I felt like I'd seen half of New Moon before it even came out. It's kinda killing me though. Leg hitch -uuughh.

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  4. I use Google Reader. For those of you who don't know what that is.....it organizes the blogs you follow for up to the minute updates and easy scrolling. Because of this, the Eclipse pics have been unavoidable for me. I swore I'd remain an Eclipse virgin but unfortunately Eclipse flashed his weenie and I looked....but only for a second. I scrolled thru that shit as fast as possible.

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  5. I'm riding the just-the-tip fence (bahaha) right now. I WANT to be spoiler-free b/c (especially in the last few weeks leading up to the release) the new moon spoilers were just total overkill. But I couldn't NOT look. So I think for now I'll drool over photos... but I won't watch any video. Except the trailers that I can't avoid on TV. Aw fuck it I don't know. I want to see everything there is to be seen (so as to be as in the loop as possible) but I want Summit to keep things under wraps better than with New Moon... if that makes sense.

    Oh, and the jaw porn & finger porn in those photos is just INSANE. Just sayin'

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  6. There's no way I'd ever even try to be a virgin, however I'm torn somewhere b/w "Just the tip" and total whore. I WANT to be a good girl and call it good at just the tip..but really..? when is that ever enough? I'll end up taking it all I'm sure...

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  7. I will be looking... I have to look the suspense will kill me otherwise.

    BTW - I totally owned that virgin/slut lipgloss at one point in my life. Yeah - it was a gift ... from my sister. :) she loves me.

    I <3 u guys :)

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  8. Oh, I'm a Spoiler H00r all the way! I commend anyone who could keep away from the Twitter-storm this weekend...I clicked every link and saved every morsel I could get my hands on.

    Hey, I read the book (many times) so its not like I don't know the story...and ANY new PattzPics take complete control of my lady bits, who in turn rule my head and my hands. Ahem.

    I have surrendered and relish the complete h00rish immersion! ::slurp::

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  9. I think it goes without saying that I am pure as the driven snow. I will be an Eclipse virgin. I may even wear my wedding dress to the midnight premiere. I allowed myself to watch the first official NM trailer that came out, but I'm going to try to avoid that this time. Maybe. I'm kind of a sucker for anything Rob wants to show me. (Rob, if you're reading this I really do mean anything. Call me, m'kay?)

    @cullenary curser---We can do this. Stay strong.

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  10. like i had a choice! that's the scene i'm soooo looking forward to living vicariously through bella. BUT i didn't save the pics, thought about it, but then decided THAT would be pathetic (such a moral compass). so i just stared at them for a long time. an inappropriately long time.
    if it feels good, do it. the jaw angles ARE mouth watering my friend. we're talking open mouth. you should take a look see, everybody is doing it:) sorry, i should respect your decision. but what if you get sick and find out you are only going to live until june 29th? i'm reachin here.

    your husband will thank you for looking at them. my husband should write stephanie and rpattz personal thank you letters at this point.

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  11. Imma ride the tip, the shaft, all the way to balls deep, baby! A book/movie event like this comes along so rarely that I want to soak it all up, as much as I can, until the whole thing is over & I'm sitting here with rice on my tux wondering what the hell just happened (Father of the Bride quote). I don't want to miss anything, and life is to fucking busy to wait wait wait it out, see the flick, and then go back & try to catch up on fun things I missed. Besides, I want to know what I'm in for...If there's not gonna be a leghitch, then I want to know. I need to prepare myself for things that may or may not stick to the book... And I need to prepare my emotional reaction. Because I'm THAT invested.

    So count me in for balls deep, baby! (except invasive pap pics... no thank you!)

    xo

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  12. I am a whore to the nth degree. I will be clickin it and lickin it all the way to the theaters. I love the anticipation that cums from teasers. I could be teased all day and still be screamin for more. Oh, Robward, hitch me baby.

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  13. I'm a whore for whatever looks interesting that day. If it's Rob, it's interesting, so I gotta look. If it's anyone else, maybe I'll look; maybe I won't. Yep, Rob photos are the deciding factor as to whether I look or not. In fact, time to go look now! Have been at work so just now getting ready to visit the Twi-Twitterverse.

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  14. @mmMoxie - "Eclipse flashed his weenie and I looked' - haha! that's how i felt when i saw some of the NM footage!

    It IS hard to avoid. I feel like a dolt being a Twilight blogger who is trying to avoid stuff like this but I don't want to see the whole fucking movie before it comes out!

    I may watch a trailer... or not. Gah - I don't know!

    : /

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  15. What Shannon said. Just the tip, no videos, and this time I'll buy the soundtrack but I'm not going to listen to it until after I've seen the movie. The New Moon soundtrack ruined the movie for me simply because I thought the songs would play during completely different scenes. Almost like song/scene dyslexia.

    I will remain strong (because I'm a Twilight whore at heart)! I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...

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  16. Stands up faces the crowed and says
    "Hello everyone I'm red_bella and I am an Eclipse Spoiler H00r"


    Gimme Gimme Gimme.... I want to see it all! The leg hitch was delicious and that kiss...

    I'm gonna have to make flame proof panties next!

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  17. I will not seek anything out but if it is on a blog I read, then I imagine I will see the stuff. I did see the most recent pics from this weekend.

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  18. Going full tilt all the way with legs way over my head. I've said it before and I'll say it again - the longer you stay a virgin in your life, the less time you spend f*cking. Bring it on!

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  19. @twilightcupcake - Bwahahahaha! SO true!

    Major slut here. Going balls deep with the spoilers.

    I'm totally with @Anntastic23 on this one. You only live once. I want to live in the Twilight moment for as long as I can!!!

    And that mouth... and those fingers... and that leg hitch...

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  20. you all are NOT making this easy on me - lol! i got some really good "come to the dark side" offers on twitter, too. yowza!

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  21. I bitched and moaned about how they practically showed us the whole New Moon movie before it hit the theaters. I was almost physically ill after I watched the entire breakup scene online. I swore I was going to do "just the tip" for Eclipse and only watch the official movie trailers. I prayed my kung fu would be strong.

    Then the first post came up in my blog roll saying there were Eclipse stills. My kung fu lasted as kung fucking long as it took me to grab my mouse and click.

    So now here I sit bitching and moaning that they showed us the leg hitch. Really? Really?!! Why THE scene we've all been talking about and waiting for? As JJ would say, "Bastids!"

    No point in trying to stitch my Twi-hymen back up now. Maybe for Breaking Dawn? Yeah. Right. Good luck, STY, CC, and the rest of you trying to go Twi-pure. Your kung fu is clearly stronger than mine.

    Lisa

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  22. Spoiler h00r for sure. Balls deep, toes to the ceiling --any way you look at it. I learned my lesson in the third grade when someone stole the cupcake I was saving to eat AFTER my lunch. Never put off til tomorrow what you can deliciously enjoy today! I gobble up every little bit and immediately save it to enjoy later over and over again. I guess you really can have your cake and eat it too! Bring it on. I am insatiable.

    Fkat

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  23. Oh STY, you can do it!!!

    After my fantastic experience with New Moon I am totally going all the way pure once more.

    (Side note: I had a much better comment written up that I think was eaten. *sadface*)

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  24. For New Moon I decided to only look at the stuff Summit released to the public, so I tried to stay away from the Comic Con footage and on set pics. It worked pretty well.

    I decided at the time that I would try to be an Eclipse virgin, but I think it's gonna be too hard. Like, if the tip goes in it's just so tempting to have the rest of it too. And even if I don't put the tip in myself, it's bound to accidentally slip in there while I'm surfing the interwebs.

    So I think I'll just stick with looking at whatever is officially released. Except for the trailers and scenes. If it plays on TV, fine. Otherwise, no deal.

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  25. I was going to go, only the tip, but fuck it. I’m a twiwhore. I can’t help it.

    BTW, Um, when will the Details Outtakes come out? JFC, I can’t wait to see what raunchy photo, didn’t make the cut.

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  26. Whore, Whore, I'm a big fat Whore. No shame. I have tried to stay away from spoilers in the past, but realized that this shit just GETS FUCKING BETTER every time I see it. So...yeah. I just soak that goodness up like a sponge yo.

    But whoever needs to experience the sure to be epic feature with their hymens intact...good on ya!!

    Luvs.
    E

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  27. I think I'm going to be a "just the tip" girl. I was full-out New Moon Ho - I think I saw the movie in bits and pieces before it was released.

    I will watch official releases but no leaked footage or unofficial stuff.

    I was just so happy yesterday! Normally I HATE Valentine's Day but it was one to note thanks to:

    1) leg hitch (yay! Compromises is IN!)
    2) Tongue (so he's Frenching Kristen and not me....yet)
    3) Boob grab (see above -= I have more to grab on to!)
    4) Fight scene with Riley and Victoria (I still miss Rachelle)

    Sure you don't want a leetle taste, STY?? ;-)

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  28. I consumed far too much New Moon and ended up regretting it big time afterwards. I vowed my Twymen would be intact for Eclipse, but I just don't think I'm going to be able to do it. I've said it before, I'm the kid who used to find and unwrap my Christmas presents before Dec 25th. I'm the woman who had to know the sex of my babies at the scan just because I could.

    My problem now is that Summit have left me hanging with nothing so far that as soon as they release the tiniest morself I'm going to be on it like a flash, before I've even remembered I'm supposed to be being virginal.

    I look at it this way - did I regret seeing too much New Moon at the time? Yes. 3mths down the line do I give a shit that I saw too much New Moon beforehand? Nope. I think the buzz of the immediate gratification at the time probably lasted longer than my regret at having seen too much :o).

    Good for all of you going virginal or just the tip, I wish I could be as strong.

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  29. I'm a total Eclipse Spoiler Crack Whore and don't want to miss a single boob grab, leg hitch, or open-mouthed kiss. In fact, I want every spoiler on my iphone, twitter and email the second it's released, and the more the better. I happily have no self-control whatsoever when it comes to Rob or Twilight.

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  30. Oh I am a total whore! Although usually I stick to trailers and don't really care about pics but I don't once I am done writing this I am headed over to twisource to check out those new photos!!!!!!! Such a dirty slut

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  31. JUST THE TIP!

    For NM I was a "Just the tipper" and I heard everyone bitch up a storm when they were overexposed to all the leaks. I didn't suffer any kind of regrets, whatsoever. So I'm convinced that I got my satisfaction without having to go full-whore.

    So NO - to leaks, and anything Scummit doesn't want us to see.

    And OH YES - to promo pics and official trailors.

    In general, I try to avoid too much papz support, so I'll be pretty safe there. But DAMN if 'certain' cuntbiscuits keep posting RPattz mantie-shopping pics, it makes it pretty fucking difficult to avoid.

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  32. Okay, like HG, and others, I thought I would be "just the tip" kinda gal for Eclipse, but I cannot! Gotta go sniff out those stills, like right this fucking minute. And I gotta remove that purity button on my blog and replace it with the appropriate proof of my whoriness.

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  33. hoor-alicious - I want it all the way to the hilt - I want to click it and lick every lil morsel!

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  34. I will be a virgin...at least until Purple Cupcake texts me some link or photo unexpectedly and I can't look away. I will take solace in the fact that New Moon is at my local $1 theater. I will watch, giggle, make inappropriate comments, sigh, and watch some more to get my Edward fix. But I will be a Harry Potter movie 7, part 1 whore. Hell yeah...gimmie...gimmmie Daniel Radcliff. It is going to be a verrrrrrrry good summer!

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  35. It'd be nice to have the choice but I'm a spoiler whore anyway... even though I'm greatful it's not been as crazy as NM thus far!
    Oh, and the stills were leaked, not released - we had to take 'em all down :(
    - Lorabell x
    P.s. I am very tempted to go to that store where Sparkles was purchasing manties (best new word ever!) and get my fave Twitards matching sets - you know you wanna ;)

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  36. Firstly, you guys are spectacular. I teach pre-school in Brooklyn, and thank goodness for my blackberry because your posts get me through nap time and prep periods. :)

    Secondly, for NM, I totally whored it out, viewing anything I could get my hands on. BUT, I limited it to one piece of movie noms a day, so it still felt controlled.

    Up until a few months ago, I promised myself I would not see any type of spoiling media. Then, the eclipse script was leaked....I told myself I just wanted to download it to my computer before it was taken down. Well, 2 days after, I read the whole thing. So needless to say, I am going the total whore path for eclipse. Especially after all those stills!

    STY, I think I may try your twitter method as a form of spoiler control, though. And best of luck for your virginity. May the Twilight gods be with you on your peculiar (and frankly impossible) endeavor.

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  37. In true hoor fashion I am unble to help myself. When I see the words Eclipse and pics I click. Can't help it. My finger actually twitches and if I leave without looking I come beack... I did much better with New Moon. I have promised myself to only look at pics and not watch "leaked" footage, but will I really be able to stay away? I just don't know. Sigh...

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  38. Total fucking whore.
    The self-control some of you posess is amazing. Why not look?- its sooooo preeeety.

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  39. Total slut-bag here! Not only do I search this stuff out, but I also have read the Eclipse script that Raptor sent me. If I know it's out there, I can't ignore it. I wonder if there's Twi-meds available somewhere for me!!

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  40. Totally planned on the virgin route but after those leaked photos... Eclipse has got me bent over the arm of the couch and fucking me hard in the ass. Sorry... but I'm enjoying it. Especially after the long Rob drought...

    WV: "nounc" - I'm here to 'nounc that Eclipse has made me its bitch.

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  41. I stayed a New Moon virgin but I think I am going to be an Eclipse Hoor, I put the shots on my blog and if I am not mistaken they are prob still there, I have not checked this morning yet. I needed more Rob after the orgasmic Details photos that brought up so many dirty little fantasies in my dirty little mind, so I caved maybe I will be better later but for now, I need more.

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  42. I try hard to be a virgin but I just don't if I have the strength to stay away! Part of the fun of the series is how dazzled and dissappointed I am with the movies simultaneously!! We'll see how long my resolve lasts...

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  43. @HisCrookedSmiles - if I lived near that store, I would totally be buying whatever they had left in stock - lol! "RPatt's may have run his sexy fingers over this package of manties as he reached for another pair" - bring it! lol...

    @TO Twicat (& @Twilove1)- you. are. not. helping. me! unless your idea of "help" = slut me up (that's it, isn't it?).

    @Cutie - sorry your comment got eaten! you are kind of "the one" when it comes to the least-spoiled of spoiler-free-virgins, so your thoughts are always welcome! : )

    @Laura Tuccillo - hi! & thanks!! reading the script WAS tempting but even JJ wasn't that slutty - lol! i don't think... she told me she just read the first page. and i told her i would kill her if she so much as peeped one word. which of course she then did, because that's how she rolls. {{{sigh}}} glad we are helping make nap-time a little happier for you! : )

    i haven't officially counted but i think the sluts are winning... (big surprise there - h00rs!) i think i need a poll!

    **check the upper left-hand corner of the blog and pledge your allegiance!**

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  44. Still debating.

    As of this moment my Twymen is still in tact. I clicked links on Twitter probably ten times and as the pics were loading I yelled, "NO! NO! You can't!" and hit 'end' on my phone.

    I'm such a tease.

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  45. I was reading all the comments, trying to decide whether I wanted to be a h00r or a tipper (because I already looked at the stills - *drool* - so there went my Twirginity), and then I got to the one about the Eclispe script. There was a leaked script???!! I want it...
    Guess I'm as easy as I was in college. *shrugs*

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  46. I am going to go virgin all the way! I was a total whore for "New Moon" and felt like it killed a lot of excitement of seeing it the first time at midnight. So at all avoidable costs, I refuse to track down pics, scan for videos and if a trailer comes on the TV, I'm covering my ears and singing "Mary had a little lamb" at the top of my lungs with my eyes closed!!

    @STY - hang tight girlfriend!! Keep those legs crossed and just dream of the leg hitches to come!

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  47. Ok....sooo apparently I live under a rock because until I read your blog I didn't know there were Eclipse pics up. Oops...AND I have an iPhone (FML) Anyone have any sudgestions where to find these pics? I found 3 of them, but I'm hearing about ones I haven't seen. Help me be an Eclipse whore people! Share the wealth!

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  48. YOU CAN DO IT STY.
    Who cares about some leg hitch?
    *twitch*
    or some kissing...
    *spasm*
    involving the precious.......
    *drools slightly*

    we can make it, right?
    It'll be worth the wait....
    Won't it?

    **scrolls to bottom**
    133 DAYS??!??!
    ffffuuuuuuUUUUUUUU...

    *softly sobs*

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  49. Shameless whore here riding the Eclipse peen. I looked at the stills and saved each one and I'll watch all the trailers when they arrive as well. Did that for NM and it didn't ruin my experience at all, but that's just me. pant...

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  50. All the way to the short hairs and hump me like 50 Shades!

    If you thought the kiss scene in Twilight is hot, you are gonna explode when you see this shizz LOL

    Rob should buy his undies online like I do ... freshpair.com ;-)

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  51. They were just promo shots. They don't spoil anything! Go crazy girl!

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  52. @anna

    check out the RAoR blog and scroll through the comments on the last two posts ... there ain't no virgins over there LOL

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  53. Oh Hell NO! Give me that shyt! Bring it on hard and rough! I want to see it all! I seen all the New Moon crap before it was released and I was still as excited as ever to see the New Moon movie. I didn't feel I lost anything. Twi-Slut I am !!

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  54. I'm gonna have just th tip, I saw the pics HOT! But I'm gonna avoid the leaked videos when they come.

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  55. Hard, fast and deep, please.

    That's how I like it, but I'm polite to a fault... LOL

    That said, I was, actually, under a rock all weekend (his birthday happens to also be Valentine's Day, so... 'nuff said).

    Would greatly appreciate it if someone who managed to save the leaked pics could find it in the kindness of their heart to send them to me? (I'm lookin' at you, CullenLover07!) You can find me and msg me on Facebook via the Twitarded fan page; I can't imagine there are that many Edens, but if there are, my profile pic has me looking hammered...

    Please and thank you, with sugar on top?

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  56. Total slut. Slutty slut. I love keeping my Christmas presents a secret, but can't keep my hands off any new Eclipse stuff...leaked or official. I will totally give it up every time a new pic or video comes out. Give. it. up.

    P.S. All you other sluts, where is the ring box in the pictures??? Everyone is talking about it and I can't find it in the pics I have saved! Is it out in the open, or in Edward's pocket? Cause that's probably his penis, y'all. They ARE totally getting down on that bed.

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  57. see, i feel the overwhelming need to make up for the fact that i'm not a whore in real life (just a very naughty monogamist), so i really have no choice in the matter.

    i NEED my eclipse smut, and i need it NOW.

    it feels so good to be bad.

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  58. Nothing could have ruined midnight New Moon day (/week) for me, and I had seen it all - leaked pics, comicon footage, etc. Same for Eclipse - nothing will spoil 06/30 for me, nothing. However, I can have a lot of f*ckawesome days before then by seeing the pictures (AMAZING, holy effing crap!), reading the script, trailers, more leaked pics, etc. I wouldn't watch the whole leaked movie online but the bits and pieces are good... they build anticipation, and as you are all sitting here with me in Twilight-land, I know you appreciate anticipation and buildup!

    Just because you're saving it for the wedding night doesn't mean you can't fool around in the coat closet at the rehearsal dinner :D

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  60. @Poofleia - lol! 133 days... i can do it... i think - but DAMN those pics sound juicy!!!

    @LatchkeyWife - haha! you might need a new sofa arm by the time the move comes out - yours might be broken or at the very least worn out by then.

    For those of you still looking for pics, word on the Twidom is that Scummit wasn't OK with a lot of them - they were leaked and not officially sanctioned by The Dark Twilight-y Overlord - some blogs are getting in trouble (possibly sued, according to JJ?) and a have taken down. feel free to coordinate amongst yourselves so that those of you who right-click-saved can enable the people who may have missed the opportunity! But don't get us in trouble - please! : )

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  61. I can't decide. I did see one pic. It happened before I even knew what was happening. Isn't that what we all say! Anyway the one I saw was disturbing...virgins stop reading!!...yes, Lisa, the one with Riley and Victoria with her hands on Edward's neck, I mean, that wasn't in the book! Man, 133 days to go??!!!

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  62. @STY - I deleted my comment! I had no idea it was that serious or I never would have posted a link. I've been MIA from twitter or maybe I would have known that. Sorry!

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  63. I totally agree with Mrs. P, I'm a spoiler whore. I love seeing the pics etc etc. I don't feel like all of my spoiling ruined the New Moon experience in the least. New Moon was so much more that what I saw leading up to it.
    I may taper down the trailer viewings just a bit..BUT KEEP THOSE STILLS COMING!

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  64. Everyone wave at Twired Jen - it's her birthday today. Happy 30th Birthday, Jen!! (Have you checked your email btw?)

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  65. twi-obsessionwillbethecauseofmydivorceFebruary 16, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    'Anal' is not an option? Cause I'd do twi-anal if it was out there, I have no self control. (joking)
    I have to know if the movie is going to suck or not before I go so I can't be emotionally prepared Even if it does suck it doesn't matter, I'll still see it in theaters at least twice. But I have faith in David Slade he's a weird, cryptic little shit but very creative and what I've seen/heard so far the movie is going to be good.

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  66. Fuuuuuuckkkk. OK, first of all just like @mmMoxie I was flashed with all the photos on FB and I before I knew what was happening I, too, looked and then quickly (weeelll quickly can be defined in different ways right?) looked away.

    So, my Twymen has been seriously nudged already. Fucking peer pressure. My IUD is inserted though so I can't get impregnated. I mostly want to stay clear of video footage anyhoo but I still feel way dirty that I have seen the photos. Perhaps after all I really am a "Just the Tip" girl but with protection. I am responsibly letting a little bit in..but that is it. My wedding dress is cream anyhoo...clearly not perfectly white. Fuuuuccckkkk.

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  67. Holy fuck fuck fuck... Just found a few.

    Typing is nearly impossible. I'm surprised my desk chair and everything within a six foot radius hasn't burst into flames yet.

    Jesus jesus jesus...

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  68. I am a slut, and I want it all! Every pic, every trailer, I'll be there =P

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  69. I am a total whore...I want it all and I want it now....The tip is fine for some, but once I feel it...it's over and I win :). The stills are hot.

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  70. I'm going to do what every "good girl" does- I'm going to lie. I will pretend that I DID NOT see the photos, although to be honest I only saw five or so and they were pretty much from the same batch. What I confirmed after deflowering my Eclipse laden hymen thus far: It's going to smoke New Moon- THANKFULLY. The wardrobe malfunctions seem to de rectified and the passion front too.

    I do not plan to seek out more spoilers. No scripts. No video.

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  71. @17foreverlisa - no worries! i think posting a link here is fine - i can't see how that would get us in trouble... we can't control the comments, after all... *wink*

    : )

    Happy birthday Twired Jen (you spoiler slut, you)!

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  72. Uh oh... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/13/robert-pattinson-im-aller_n_461448.html

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  73. I didn't care and went full on slut for New Moon...but I think because Eclipse is my favorite book I keep thinking "maybe it'll be better if I wait?" And besides what if I build it up to be this magical thing and then it ends up a big disappointment. :P I know I'm a slut, though, and if I see anything I'll click, so really, how in the hell will I stay of the internet until June? Not gonna happen.

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  74. Sorry, I am spoiler slut. I was with NM. Can't wait. I will look and look again. Good thing it's not like the sun or cleavage or bulging penis in a tight pair of jeans. Wait, I'd look at those too!

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  75. Hello, my name is Twilight Junkie and I am a WHORE! I admit that I am powerless over my addiction & I embrace it.

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  76. I'm a slut. I'll take it all in. And I swallow. Ha!

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  77. Slut that sometimes pretends to be a virgin, maybe? Haha I love your blog. Keep up the awesome work!

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  78. Hmmm...guess I have been chastity belted. I wanna look, but I was locked away in RL all weekend and this is the first time I have been online since Friday Night. So I hear they were there then taken down...so I won't go hunting. I know they will be back eventually. So I will stay here under lock and key. Stupid RL!!!

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  79. i'm trying soooo hard not to look... it's so hard! i want it to be a complete surprise, you know other than the fact that i've read the book a million zillion times. bTW- my mini edward blog is up and running now. check it out :)

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  80. I'm so pissed I missed out on the photos and trailer!!! Ugh...I fail at being a Twihard :( lol If anyone was smart enough to SAVE the photos/trailer and feels like contributing to my addiction could you PLEASE e-mail me them!!!! :(
    Thank you!!!

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  81. Pictures of Rob? Clips of Rob? Virgin what?

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  82. hey i know a few of you twi whores wanted to see the pics lol. i still have them on my blog. i don't wanna spam but if you want a link you can email me at kpulliam3090@hotmail.com

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  83. @STY - That was a very SPUNK-y reply. Thanks for not throwing me in the Twitarded dungeon and holding me for RANSOM. I'm not sure DOT would have been able to COMe up with the money. *wink, wink*

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  84. @ Lisa - you are a clever lady ;)

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  85. @Dangrdafne - Every once in a while :)

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  86. I thought I would try for just the tip, but when I saw the Eclipse-peen I hopped right on it. Then I felt dirty. Feels like returning to my college years.

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  87. I could probably resist screaming like a fangirl in RPattz's presence more than I can resist looking at these pics...And I swear I was less than an inch away from my computer screen by the time I was all done examining, studying, and researching each pic.

    Details, RM video, Eclipse pics--I feel my ovaries doing somersaults!

    -Junie
    Now if someone can just assure me Edward says my fav line, "I need to be with you. Just you." **Heart melts**

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  88. well since myDH says im a nasty slut (but just for him......and rob) im going slutty all the way......when i got home from the bar and heard about them on twittah, i clicked that link as fast as my drunk whoreflap fingers could ......and hooooo boy was i a happy little slut (so was DH a few minutes later) between the E stills and the details picsm my poor little girly bits needed a cold pack to cool it off....so yaeh baby fuck the tip....I WANT IT ALL!!!!!!!

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  89. "The one," huh? hehehe I sorta like the sound of that, makes me think I could possibly get some sort of bonus action on the side. But I highly doubt that.

    And I'm not at all surprised that the "pures" are far out numbered by the "not so pures." It's can be a lonely and dangerous corner, temptation lurking at ever turn, but me thinks it's worth it all. I'm not lying when I say I was stunned, "whelmed," and other wise knocked out of my chair while watching New Moon. It was amazing. =)

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  90. Im such a Eclipse still slut! I clicked,saved oogled and drooled over those bad boys. What can I say? I have no self control when I hear leg and hitch in the same sentence. Thank you Mr. Slade :D

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  91. I freely and proudly admit that I am a complete whore when it comes to these movies - I absolutely cannot wait for more pics, scenes, trailers and any and all kindsa stuff to come out so that I can be totally and completely corrupted. I was a little busy this weekend, so I didn't find out about these pics til Tuesday, and by that time most fan sites had taken them down because they may have been leaked, so I went and found them on my own (fyi, it's not that difficult to still find them, it doesn't seem like most places have a problem posting them). And I promptly saved them so that I could peruse them at my leisure.

    I also admit that while I think it's great that some people (go Snarky!) have chosen to remain 'pure' and are trying to stay away from all of this kinda stuff, there is no possible way that I could do that, I am so slutty when it comes to these movies. Some people complained that there was too much publicity for NM, meaning that there were too many scenes, pics, whatevers released, but I loved it all and couldn't wait for more. And for those of you who say that too much preview of it'll ruin it, I say that even though I devoured anything and everything that had to do with NM before I saw, I was still blown away and it did not even come close to ruining it for me, in fact I loved seeing all those snippets that I recognized. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it almost made it better.

    We've got 4 months to go before Eclipse hits theaters, and I'm already dying here, I need my fix. I absolutely cannot wait til we get a trailer and some scenes. Gah!

    More power to you, Snarky, and to anyone trying to stay virgin for Eclipse, but now I'm off to ogle my pics some more. See ya!

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  92. i didn't concidered myself a whore but i guess i am ..... lol
    i have no self control when it comes to RPattz.

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  93. I'm considering going catholic school girl on this one... just appearing not to be a slut ;)... BUT Eclipse was my favorite book of the series and I really DON'T want to be spoiled. I'm kind of hoping we don't get as many spoilers as we had for new moon it seemed every day there was another clip another still whatever. I kinda don't want to see as much for eclipse. The fan base is established I don't think they need to keep people as interested?

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