Thursday, March 11, 2010

It's Time, It's Time!! The Eclipse Trailer - Spoiler

OME, OME, it's here!!! So, all morning I watched the growing excitement on Twitter as the launch time for the Eclipse trailer got closer and closer.

And then it came. And I think a few of you did, too.

Unfortunately, I've been stuck at work, staring at spreadsheets instead of the hotness that is Edward Cullen.

Until now, thanks to a little something called 'lunch break'.


(Via TwiCrackAddict)

SQUEEEEEEEE!! First of all, I fucking love Jane and even I have to admit that maybe what's-her-face will actually be a decent Victoria (but not as good as Rachelle LeFevre). I was hoping for a little more taste of the action but hey, Edward looks good and... uh huh, yeah, that. And Jacob still isn't wearing a shirt.

Now, SnarkierThanYou is pretending she's all pure and shit so she can't actually read this post, which is kind of fun and awesome for me because technically I could totally talk smack but... well, the bitch will figure it out eventually and she knows where I live so I'm not going there. Instead, I'm just going to tease her mercilessly about how awesome the trailer is and oh-mah-gahd-I-wish-you-could-see-it-but-you-can't. Because I'm a nice bloggy buddy like that.

What do you twatwaffles think?

69 comments:

  1. I haven't seen it yet, cause I'm desperately waiting for @muffintopped to get her late ass to work!!!! I promised I'd wait for her, but hell. It's killing me..

    ReplyDelete
  2. SQUEEEE!!!! it was one of the first things i looked up at work today!! i couldn't send the link fast enough!! i'm such a spoiler h00r!! CANNOT WAIT for this movie!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. damn i really need to lay off the exclamations....but it's ECLIPSE!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. I've watched it a dozen times already. I was writing my own blog when it hit my IM via Claire. My inner-14-year old is all a flutter. I might even accept the new Victoria with that bad-ass jump. I cannot WAIT for the longer Eclipse trailer, in theater, and two-hours of Robward -- TOMORROW!!

    http://momilosophies.blogspot.com/2010/03/i-want-to-work-out-i-really-do-but.html

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hhhmmm. I liked the trailer. Beautiful scenery (men included). It didn't really show us anything.....it didn't reveal anything to make me go "oh my gawd". But then, I'm thinking that's quite cool. We got a trailer, but with no major spoilers,. Clever.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Well thank goodness for Twilight Mommy's mobile blog site - I can't watch videos at work and my phone can't load them from regular blogs either for some reason BUT her mobile site gave me the perfect link and I got to watch it at work on my phone (albeit it was small). I liked it. I thought Bryce as Victoria looked good. I can't wait to see how the scenes play out and what will be different from the book. Overall it makes me more excited for 6-30-10.

    ReplyDelete
  7. They had me at "Isabella Swan..." way to capture a girl's heart from the get go. How many times will I watch this from not until the end of June? must. get. a. life.
    Now I have to go and read Eclipse again.
    How hot does Edward look when Jacob is talking to him?
    Still can't get over Bella's frizzy mess of a hairdo when she is talking to Jacob. yuck.
    Love that the Twilight scenery is back.
    Jane rocks. I'm becoming a huge Dakota Fanning fan. How is she only 15? What the hell was I doing at 15??

    ReplyDelete
  8. I fucking love it! I need to have Roberto grab my ass throw me to the ground and call me bitch several times. Gosh, I had to change my underwear twice watching the hotness. Mmmm, Roberto, it's what you eat before you eat, it makes you more hungry.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Victoria looks fine and Edward looks FINE. I was hoping for a little glimpse of vampire/werewolf mayhem but I guess there's plenty of time for that. Mumbly Edward is sweet and all, but I like resolved Edward... "I will protect you no matter WHAT." Flutter flutter.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I think it looks great! It has the correct tone and feel for Eclipse and the Twilight series overall. And Even Bella's wig ain't half bad ;);)

    ReplyDelete
  11. I'm squealing like a 13 year old, or a little pigglet...they both kind of sound the same.

    I can't wait till June, and as RobzSinger said, Must. Get. A. Life. After I watch it again.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Freaky I forgot about the Bella wig. It really doesn't look bad. I am very much ready for this movie to come out already!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Holy goose bumps batman! SO excited now, even more than before!!! Wasn't feeling Taycob's hair, but then me and FatGirlSlim realized he was growing it out for her and that's why it was all shaggy.
    Not sure AT ALL about Victoria - her hair never had so many ringlets, it was wild woman hair. She looks like she just went to the salon :(

    ReplyDelete
  14. it looks beautiful! loving the cinematography/lighting and the costumes (especially what i could see of the volturi).
    it looks darker yet even more romantic.
    i love dark.

    ReplyDelete
  15. I don't think it's fair that STY can't even watch the official trailer. I am at least allowing myself that much. I am going to wait to watch it until tomorrow night before we see Remember Me.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Wait, make that a few minutes of Robward and two hours of RPatts.

    Right. right.

    Apologies -- I am a-flutter.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Well this is better than the 10 sec clip that was released LOL!

    Ya know, it looks good and seemingly an important movie in the Twilight Saga as it preps us for Breaking Dawn, which WTF? When are they going to announce director and shit for the that.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Hey sluts! (I say that with love)
    It was only a minite-and-a-half, but I think it was good. Loving the scenery again, the darkness and the love triangle. Jane looked a little haggard...was it the long trip to Forks or does she need a trip to the salon? You know, maybe Victoria could suggest hers.
    Robward looks hot as usual, Bella's wig actually looked good, and Taycob telling Bella he's in love with her - I die. Awww. Puppy love.
    That's my five cents for what it's worth.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Yesterday there was 10 seconds of thrill... today, today all I can see is a minute and a half of greasy cake-y white face smeared on that beautiful jaw... am I the only one that can't see past that horrid make-up? No matter how good the movie is that will be impossible to ignore... could ruin everything if it's as bad as it looks. I had so much hope for this one... so much hope... don't fucking disappoint... not like this...

    maybe my eyes aren't working right today... maybe it's not that bad...

    ReplyDelete
  20. otherwise, now that I got that out, it looks great... like I'd hoped it would...

    ReplyDelete
  21. HOLY SHIT! My eyes are watering from holding in my SQUEEEs! Hold on...let's watch it again.

    Ok...so. I was dead by the time he hit the "Is" of Isabella. Gawd he is so right in all the right places. The eyes...are they ever gonna get them right in my mind? Prolly not. Doesn't mean my chach isn't simmering at a steady temperature in anticipation...then his face pops on screen. Aaaand it's a fucking rolling boil. Whew!

    Is it just me, or did she look like she put on a couple lbs? In a good way! Jane! I love you, Jane! And that m'er f'ing Victoria leap? Badass. Even if she looked scared afterward.


    We're totally going to over-analyze this 1:30 trailer, right? Right? I'm so ready...

    ReplyDelete
  22. SQUEEEE!!!!

    I love BDH, but, especially when she turns, she's just not Victoria. I'll live, and I'll still see the movie, but, I just don't think she's it.

    LOVE how Edward looks, like that the Bella wig doesn't look too bad, an am very very excited as Eclipse is my fave! (that and BD part III)

    I don't love Jake in Khakis, and although he's still in really good shape, but, the fact that he lost tone between the NM shoot and the Eclipse shoot will effect the amount of time I spend drooling on him ... I'm an Edward girl, but, Jakes abs had me in an ADD moment during the middle half of NM ... "oh, shiny!"

    I guess I'm playing just the tip this time. If it's an official release, I'll watch it, but, if it's behind the scenes leak type stuff, I'm not.

    ReplyDelete
  23. OMG - Edward - soooo hot!!!
    Robert looks fantastic in Eclipse. Likes a little bulkier, in a good way!!

    Damn I really want that man!!!

    ReplyDelete
  24. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- I cannot wait until June 30th.

    And, my word verification is 'sponcest' ... I don't know why that delights me so much.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Robert....I mean Edward is lookin sooo hawt! Especially lying in bed. Doesn't seem to have as much of the white pancake makeup in those shots, so I think the lighting is really good. I miss Rachelle. BDH does not have that same ethereal quality. It won't ruin the movie for me. But i miss her and I think she would have owned that role.

    I'm going to see Remember tonight at midnight with Twilove1---YAY!!!!

    Fkat

    ReplyDelete
  26. Well, was able to watch full screen at lunch... looks so much better that way than the small window, weird. A still pic on MTV website makes the white make-up look terrible, too. Whatever. So, now I'm back to being tingly excited... sorry for the earlier drama! I've just been soooo worried. To me this is the last movie of the series that could be amazing and I just want it to blow me away! Don't see how Breaking Dawn can come to the screen well.
    And new Victoria... just not the same...

    ReplyDelete
  27. I am dying! Seriously-Dying! I think my heart stopped beating the third or fourth time I watched it. My SQUEE was heard all throughout the office, and nope. I don't even care. Uh-Maze-Ing. But wait, this isn't the trailer that's being shown tomorrow before Remember Me, is it??

    ReplyDelete
  28. @Lindsay Rae - my first reaction too...Bella got a booty going on there! Seriously, they both look a little thicker to me.

    I can deal with the eyes, I can deal with the white make-up, I can even get past the wig. It is the meadow that kills me every time with those plastic flowers stuck randomly all over the place (who had that job?). Reminds me of the TeleTubbies set!

    So, yay, got some of my squee factor back with this little enticement.

    ReplyDelete
  29. THANK YOU @LJM64!!!!

    I didn't want to be the first to bitch again about it, but, come on!!! I live in the NW and have never seen a field like that!

    Occasionally you will see a field of wild flowers, but, there's many different kinds, I've never seen anywhere any kind of meadow just filled with weird large purple flower things ... I don't even think those kind of flowers get that big in one season out doors!

    I can't even take it seriously ... I will say it's a very slight step up from KH's version in the Twilight movie though ...

    ReplyDelete
  30. Eeek! I was kind of disappointed. I actually like the KStew and think she is amazingly talented, but this preview was filled with her looking agonized the whole time, or like she was....yeah, I know what you ladies would say.

    True, no major spoilers. Loved the scenery too. Yup, meadow looks dumb.

    ReplyDelete
  31. Was kinda looking forward to a glimpse of the tent scene, but am in retrospect glad they are not showing us EVERYTHING. Kinda (but not really) hoping it stays that way.
    Definately planning to read Eclipse again before I see it.
    Can't wait to see Remember Me on saturday. PLEASE, if you have already seen it, do NOT reveal the ending. I don't want to know in advance. Thanks bitches - peace out!

    ReplyDelete
  32. I am soooooooo disappointed!!! They had a plethora of material at their disposal and that is what they chose?! The New Moon trailers were SO good! Who the crap dropped the ball on this one?!! This book had the most action out of all the series, and they put fluff in the trailer. I don’t get it. Nothing in that trailer is going to pull in a new audience. Don’t they know how to sell a freakin movie???

    ReplyDelete
  33. I've only seen the trailer 3 or 4 times now and it was kinda crowded with two co-workers and my noses pressed up against the same computer monitor, but it made me very happy!! June seems awfully far away now. THANK GOD for Remember Me tonight (Hi F-Kat!). I think I may spontaneously combust by the time the night's over.

    I know there are a few Twitards who saw RM last night - how was it???

    ReplyDelete
  34. i agree about the makeup. it's hard to make rob look less hot than he is. the eyes also bug me. would rather he had the black eyes from twilight than the CGI eye color. the eyes are important when you are proclaiming your love!
    i think they are trying to pull on the heart strings. i'm glad they left the juicy stuff out. the only action i care about is on the golden bed, know what i'm sayin.
    i'm not into jacob's look either when he is telling bella he loves her. but i do dig his look in the khaki shirts minus shirt-yowser!
    being super duper critical here. can't freakin wait!

    ReplyDelete
  35. Oh. My. God. I would so let Edward fuck me up the ass... and I don't even let my husband do that.

    ReplyDelete
  36. @anonymous: I think that they just put this trailer together as a teaser. I know it's a full trailer, but you know New Moon had like 4 different ones. I'm thinking they probably picked the shitiest one first. Plus, Eclipse has sooo much more to it that New Moon, so they have a lot of ground to cover.

    I haven't seen it yet. Elusive S & I pinky swore we'd wait till Friday night before Remember Me, so we could watch the trailer on the big screen. Wonder if it will the the same one? It's soo hard not to watch it right now. I feel a recovering crack whore surrounded by crack. It's awful. But, like Edward ..."I'm being good."

    1 more day, 1 more day, 1 more day!

    XOXO J

    ReplyDelete
  37. I am so excited!!!! However, am I the only one who thinks that BDH's nose as "Victoria" looks a tad odd? It honestly distracted me! But then i was sucked back in.... and my vagina gasped!

    ReplyDelete
  38. Holy frak! Love love loved it! Don't care that they figured out how to make Bella look airbrushed but couldn't extend the same courtesy to Edward. And somehow Jake looked younger than he did in Twilight? Or is that just me? Also, my initial thought on the 0.00001 seconds of BDH is that she is missing that amazing feral look that Rachel gave with such ease. Don't care about any of it!! My expectations for the movie are still dangerously high. I'm also looking forward to the manips that are bound to pop up now. Yay!!

    ReplyDelete
  39. i'm just-the-tipping and so allowed to watch this (frankly i'd just curl up and die if i couldn't)

    It's good. I'm excited. But... it's not amazing. It's dare i say it... a bit girly. And a bit samey (as new Moon)

    I've seen other fan-made Eclipse trailers that introduced the mysterious deaths in Seattle bit really well. It's like David Slade is assuming the only people who will be watching the trailer at this stage are fans, so there's no breadcrumb trail. no drip feed and scene setting. just a love triangle.

    Big up the arse-grab though :)

    ReplyDelete
  40. Is anyone else besides me feeling a desperate need to be thrown to the ground and mounted? Good lord.

    @PourLAmourDeCanard: I totally agree, Tycob did appear to look younger in this one.

    AND he sounded way too sedate. Not that I really care one lick about either point. Ok, lets be honest here, I'd be happy to do some licking on either of those hottie-pattoties. DELISH!!!

    ReplyDelete
  41. Liked seeing the trailer, but MAN I wanted more. Need more Cullen-porn!! Not ANY of them in the trailer? :(

    Still excited though. Got major TwiFever today. On top of Eclipse trailer, I'm releasing the first 3 chapters of my very first FanFic. I would LOVE any feedback and love.

    Thanks!! Love the blog, btw.

    ReplyDelete
  42. I can only utter one thing...... SQUEEEEEEEE!

    ReplyDelete
  43. Gave me goosebumps! Seems like its a darker feel than the rest of the movies and doesn't surprise me 'cause of DS and all. But FN love it! Robward looks hotter than ever ... loving the v-necks.

    Victoria (2.0) looks like she just got back from the salon... shouldn't her locks be a little more wild (she IS a nomad after all).. instead of perfect tendrils?

    And Bella's wig is A-OK with me!

    ReplyDelete
  44. ok, so just tipping it here. SQUEEEEE. makes me want more than the tip. is it still tipping if you slide it in and out more than a dozen times? just asking.

    wv: comodl

    ReplyDelete
  45. I loved the ass-grab! but Robward's dipped-in-flour/need to take a dump look make me regret C Hardwicke's too-hot-to-handle Edward!

    ReplyDelete
  46. Ok, I'm honestly the biggest dumb-a*s in this world, I think! Me and my friends (from Sweden btw) are going to see Remember Me on Saturday. AND a certain idiot (that would be me...) came up with the idea of staying virgin until then and see the trailer on big screen and everything... Two words; major regrets. And I'm still a virgin but not a proud one... Damn!

    ReplyDelete
  47. Okay, maybe I'm just having a suck ass week, but. But. WHY are Rob and Taylor and Kristen talking like their mouths are stuffed with hot pockets?

    ReplyDelete
  48. Great Victoria jump! Eclipse is looking like it may not be a train wreck! June 30 is just too far away!!! Robward looks much better than in New Moon - no grandpa tweeds!!

    ReplyDelete
  49. JJ I'm with you I want more action....and MORE EDWARD! Sorry Jacob you've had your movie! I miss Rachelle the cut to the new chickies face lacked the cat like "stalkiness" that Rachelle managed portray...but I must admit I'm still UBER excited and can't wait til 30/6!

    ReplyDelete
  50. @LatchKey Wife - hellz yeah! What you said!

    Rob was fuckin' beautiful! I seriously NEED to lick that boy all over! Twice! And it looks like Taylor is bringing the sexy voice to Eclipse - just like he did in NM.

    But who the fuck knows how this will relate to the final movie? There was stuff in the trailers for the first two movies that didn't make the final cuts [like "Edward! She's not one of us!" and "Alice! That cake will feed 50 people!"], especially with the new editor just coming on board. You never know what you're gonna' get. But if we don't get that leg hitch, Imma' burn the theater down!

    ReplyDelete
  51. A bit off topic, but is it bad that I saw Edward's Twilight Volvo C30 car today and my heart skipped a beat thinking "EDWARD"
    ...sigh...

    ReplyDelete
  52. Yep, up the ass or anywhere else Edward!!
    I finally got the thing to play on my work computer (I am a teacher) and I had it so loud that the teacher next door called and asked me to turn it down because they could hear it through the wall! Well, I was a little excited!! Thank God for Remember Me tomorrow and come on June 30!

    ReplyDelete
  53. SQUEEE! Freakin LOVED the trailer!!! But sadly, I just realized that I will be away on vacation when it hits the theaters [sob]. I am going to be soooo jealous of all you whore flaps who will be seeing it before me...

    ReplyDelete
  54. I just have this to say

    Robward = HOT AS FUCK!

    ReplyDelete
  55. Meh, not impressed yet. Usually a trailer shows the BEST parts to tease us, and this was a pretty big y.a.w.n.

    But Twilight owns me so I will always compare that to the other films. I'm sure I'll find things to love about Eclipse. Like some leg hitching action...

    ReplyDelete
  56. @MollyTwinatic - I live in the NW, too, and I agree with your meadow assessment. How hard is it to just find a suitable (existing) meadow to film in?

    @RugbyMom - I'm not familiar with the quotes you mentioned (it's been too long since I saw the old trailers, I think), so I imagined those quotes as consecutive, like Alice says "Edward! She's not one of us!" and Edward retorts "Alice! That cake will feed 50 people!" And now I can't stop laughing.

    AAAAAAAAnyway, OME the trailer! They didn't give anything away, which I like, but THEY DIDN'T GIVE ANYTHING AWAY! which I hate! What use is being such a slutty mcslutterson if I get no dick (read: leg hitch in action)??!!! Maybe before Remember Me tomorrow - I hope they show different trailer for that!!!

    w/v: destrog. Destroying a dog?

    ReplyDelete
  57. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

    ReplyDelete
  58. SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    I'm SO ridiculously excited about this!

    It looks great and Bella's wig doesn't look nearly as bad as that set pic we all saw when it was worse than Jacob's.

    Off to watch it some more...

    ReplyDelete
  59. @MusingBella & @LJM64 - I think I may have figured out what the heck is up with the meadow, if you type in washington wildflowers, you get a whole bunch of images from the national parks (rangers tend them so they're different than what you usually find) and the MtAdams / Ranier Nat'l Park turns up some images like these

    these with blue flowers

    which is pretty, but, just doesn't look quite right.

    The meadows you find by just going out and hiking in the forest look more like this one in my experience ... I think the more real looking one would have been better for the movie ...

    ReplyDelete
  60. @Hypoallergenic Vagina - PMSL on the daughter comment. My 8 year old KNOWS not to mess with mommy when she's "in her zone" which could mean any number of Rob/Blog/Fanfic activities. I mean, we love them and all (the kid, that is) but COME ON already. Protect your zone, baby. And enjoy the movie! I'm going tomorrow!

    ReplyDelete
  61. LKW - wow. up the ass, huh? impressive. so now you've got me wondering if you would finish it off w/a dirty sanchez. ;-)

    alrighty, so let's cha-cha-cha-check it out:

    lush dolby surround sound orchestral music, building tension and hightening anticipation...CHECK

    luxurious, digitized hi-def scenery with the occasional "you-gotta-be-fucking-kidding-me" fake shit...CHECK

    the now-legal/no longer pervy-to wank-to sixpack, shirtless "I-can-bounce-a quarter-off-my-fucking-abs/neck/ass" pup shots...CHECK

    (ok so he's a dog, but hey, there's nothing really wrong w/bestiality, right? i'd sooo watch him ummm lick himself)

    *sighs. takes a sip of martini. straightens bra. tongues an olive. pulls panties out of ass. takes another sip of 'tini*

    the thankfuck-they-got-rid-of-edward's-tweed-jacket-shitbag-clothes from NM wardrobe and back to the hot tees&jeans selections...CHECK


    the gorgeous, melodic vocal utterances emitted from edward's fuckhawt mouth, providing simultaneous stimulation to multiple errogenous zones, nipples, kootch & all manners of orafices, by the ultimate cum master 2010, robward...DOUBLE FUCKING CHECK. MOTHERFUCKER.

    perfect trailer = no spoils. just gets me to second base w/a hand on my left tit and a nipple tweak.

    now i'm looking forward to trailer 2 and getting me to third base w/some heavy-assed mother fucking petting.

    *moans. swigs martini. sets glass down. curls up on bed. moans. eyes roll back while music pulses on ipod*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax8w_C2Xv8Y&feature=PlayList&p=6C92BD2D121A0072&index=1

    ReplyDelete
  62. @neverthink - I like the way you think, baby!

    You should write fanfiction!

    ReplyDelete
  63. Is anyone else besides me feeling a desperate need to be thrown to the ground and mounted? Good lord.

    @PourLAmourDeCanard: I totally agree, Tycob did appear to look younger in this one.

    AND he sounded way too sedate. Not that I really care one lick about either point. Ok, lets be honest here, I'd be happy to do some licking on either of those hottie-pattoties. DELISH!!!

    ReplyDelete
  64. i agree about the makeup. it's hard to make rob look less hot than he is. the eyes also bug me. would rather he had the black eyes from twilight than the CGI eye color. the eyes are important when you are proclaiming your love!
    i think they are trying to pull on the heart strings. i'm glad they left the juicy stuff out. the only action i care about is on the golden bed, know what i'm sayin.
    i'm not into jacob's look either when he is telling bella he loves her. but i do dig his look in the khaki shirts minus shirt-yowser!
    being super duper critical here. can't freakin wait!

    ReplyDelete

Comments are our life now. Leave one!