Okay, ladies and twats, I think we're almost ready to roll!
We did this back in February and it was tons of fun and it totally fucking insane and I'm pretty sure my hands were curled into claws for the rest of the weekend but it was sooooo worth it.
Here's the dealie: at exactly 9:30 PM, Eastern time there should be a collective pushing of the "play" button on your movie. Fuck all those previews (I swear I want to punch someone in the nuts every time I see that Letters to Juliet preview) and just go straight to the menu and play that mother fucking shit.
Next, leave your comments here. I know last time we tried to get Twitter involved and I think it was a little much so this time around we're trying to keep the love in all one place.
Say whatever you want - Taycob's totally legal now and showing off his six-pack abs so go for it! Hate Alice's outfit? You let us know!
Like Alice, I can predict shit. And I predict that the comments are going to blow up bigger than a case of herpes on the first date when this scene comes up...
Snarkier Than You is going to remove the word verification so we can partake in some rapid fire snarkiness (this also means if WV is not removed, it's totally her fault) and don't forget to hit F5 for instant comment refresh!!
Alllllllllll right, ladies!! Let's do this thang! See you in the comments!
WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete{gasp} I can't skip over the Remember Me preview! That would be like walking by Rob on the street and not trying to touch his hair. guess I'll start @9:25
ReplyDeleteIt's almost time!! Twenty minutes til GO GO GO!!!
ReplyDeleteHow fun! Everyone have Vampire wine?
ReplyDeleteI'm ready. SHIT - forgot the booze...brb.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to spending the evening with you ladies....and the sparkly ones of course!
ReplyDeleteNo vampire wine here. Vodka for now, lol.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget - We're starting New Moon at 9:30 pm - skip the previews or watch 'em earlier beeeetches!
@TwilightJunkie - no worries, we'll wait, you got 15 minutes!
Helloooooo ladies! *Raises glass*
ReplyDeleteI am all set up, booze, snacks, laptop, precious the second, annoyed boyfriend in the background (I'm sure he'll have some interesting comments tonight lol), annoying previews...
Let's get this party started! Should we start a drinking game?
@twerd86 - LMAO!! I left my annoyed boyfriend at home and hoofed it to STY's.
ReplyDelete@twerd86 - we should totally start a drinking game! no matter the rules, we'd all be hammered 20 minutes in!
ReplyDelete@twerd86- MrCC was SUPPOSED to go out tonight. Now he's not. FML. ARGH!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should drink everytime Bella blinks.
ReplyDelete@Ezzie - I'm thinking some folks may already be hammered. I may or may not be included... ;)
ReplyDeletekids are in bed..hubby's playing his game...I am all set..lets get going.
ReplyDeleteBTW, my bro, who is 44, straight & a doctor, just finished New Moon & said..."Bella & Edward are idiots, they deserve eachother"...ha! Can't wait to see what he thinks of Eclipse.
ReplyDelete@twilight junkie - ha!
ReplyDeleteit's only 6:30 here. I'm not hammered.......yet
ReplyDeletehey, does anyone know how to refresh the comments on a Mac? F5 doesn't seem to be working...
ReplyDeleteI love that the captcha thing is disabled, that made it REALLY hard when I was REALLY drunk last time!
ReplyDeletecannot....drink....booze
ReplyDeletemust....finish....paper
lame....lame....lame....
I know! I'll put NM on later and then synch it up with all your sloppy drunken comments! It will almost be the same!
I'd say go ahead and drink everytime jacob shows up shirtless... but we might end up passing out before we even get to the cliffs.
ReplyDeleteI'm HERE!!!!! Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteMy dad just suggested I take the whole bottle of wine with me as I was walking to the computer with my glass of wine & my New Moon Edward Chocolates. BTW...I'm 40 & Dad is 76. I just realized saying 'my dad' made me sound young. I'm visiting him.
ReplyDeleterobzsinger is in the hizzie and....play!
ReplyDeleteWine is open. Husband has been sent next door with the kids for s'mores.
ReplyDelete@JJ - in Safari it's Cmd r
ReplyDelete@ kintail....FUCK your paper...just sayin.
ReplyDelete@ JJ - to refresh on a MAC press the little floating squares button (wtf is that thing?) and the letter "r" at the same time
ReplyDelete4 minutes according to my clock. GOt the scummit logo up & ready.
ReplyDeletecan we get a countdown?
ReplyDeleteShit...almost spilled my wine all over the keyboard.
ReplyDeleteAloha from Hawaii! So It's only 3:30 here, kids are running around screaming, we shall see how this goes. Might have to watch later and just read all your comments then :(
ReplyDeleteis everyone watching now? i'm at the ET part
ReplyDeleteI'm in Cocoa Beach Florida, so here you go.......T minus 2 1/2 minutes & counting.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Junkie we havent even started to drinking games yet...and you are already about to spill the wine..tsk tsk :P
ReplyDeleteJen - Try Command R for refresh on Mac??
ReplyDeleteCheers ladies!!!
ReplyDelete@Twilight Junkie, if we drank evertyime Bella blinks, we'd be plastered by the time we get to the birthday party. ;)
T minus 1 1/2 minutes...
ReplyDeleteI'm ready. I'm skipping the Stanley cup for this. Go Hawks... but I'd rather watch New Moon w you chicks
ReplyDelete@cullenary cursor and mmmoxie - thank you!! i think that worked.
ReplyDeletethis is so fucking exciting!! lmao!
@kintail - FINISH YOUR PAPER AND JOIN US!! HURRY!!
@Twilight Junkie: Already woman? At least wait until Edward does 'the walk' (How on earth a parking lot walk gets me going, I'll never know... oh well)
ReplyDeleteK let me know when to hit play so I have enough time to get my drunk ass off the couch (I lost the remote to the dvd player).
ReplyDeleteI know...I'm an amatuer.
ReplyDeleteare we starting??? now???
ReplyDeletePresent and semi accounted for (I'm already 2 glasses of wine into this)...
ReplyDeleteLet's do this thang!!!
Got my wine and my herb! I'm good to go!
ReplyDeleteand........less than a minute....
ReplyDeletei'm anxiously waiting.
ReplyDeleteNOW?
ReplyDeleteand...play
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here we go!
ReplyDeletegogogogoggggggoooo!!!
ReplyDeleteNOW
ReplyDeletelap top, check
ReplyDeletebottle of water, check
red, white and blue Dots candy, check
Mini Edward, check
Kay, I'm ready!
WOOOOT!!! WE'RE UP ON GOING!! Helloooo New Moon!!
ReplyDeletewhy hello scummit logo
ReplyDeleteIt's time! :)
ReplyDeleteBAM! MOON!
ReplyDeleteokay, i was off. sorry ladies. tell me where i should be at...
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo - that was close - had technical difficulty!
ReplyDeleteOMG.... the way the moon disappears and reveals the words... so cool! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI can't get my fucking DVD player to work!! ARGGHHHH!!! It worked last week!! WTF?? I've been trying for 15 minutes...it just won't go.
ReplyDeletethis beginning KILLED me in the theater!! sooooo slow... was holding my breath! and jj's hand!!
ReplyDeletethese violent delights have vilent ends.
ReplyDeleteDo to your suggestion a long time ago to watch this with subtitles, that's how I'm rolling tonight
ReplyDeleteI'm in! Woooooohoo! Wine is poured, movie is going, hub's eyes are rolling :)
ReplyDeleteThese Violet Delights have Violet Ends...
ReplyDeleteI love that they start with Bella running to Edward
ReplyDeleteGod that opening is genius. Although the moon is upside down. Fail
ReplyDelete@Robszinger - Bella sees her grandma in the meadow.
ReplyDeletefucking sparkly edward in the meadow... makes me moist.
ReplyDeleteaaaaaannd want to kill the wardrobe person AGAIN
ReplyDeleteGran?
ReplyDeleteOld Bella!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF - did he just come from the fucking stable???
ReplyDeleteI hate those flowers in teh field.
ReplyDeletefucking fuck you trailers!
ReplyDeleteEDWARD....squeeeeee
ReplyDelete@mmMoxie - yes. we're all going to beat you senseless.
ReplyDeleteof course not!! lol!!
Yay!! Edward in the meadow. UNF
ReplyDeleteDamn - behind already - arrrgg!
ReplyDeletedon't my clients know I have important works to do!! I can't possibly be answering their inane questions while trying to watch bella's aging nightmare!
ReplyDeleteI relly don't mind th jacket- He looks hot!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that old lady is a poor representation of what Bella would look like when she is older?
ReplyDeleteI love when Meadows randomly ECHO.
ReplyDeleteCan I lick the sparkles off?
ReplyDeleteWhat's with Edward's jacket, seriously? Where do they find this crap?
ReplyDeleteIt always ticks me off that Gran's hair is pulled back, and Bella's is down
ReplyDeleteTechnically I don't even LOVE this movie..but I'm all kinds of excited that I'm watching it with you all!
ReplyDeleteDid it start already? I'm not ready yet. =[[[[[[
ReplyDelete@mmMoxie: No
ReplyDeleteI love gran's eyes... I think they're perfect
ReplyDeleteEdward is the sexiest in that opening scene. Can't stop looking at his neck. YUM!
ReplyDeleteand i always feel a little bad for the "old bella" actress - it's like "HI! we'd like you to play someone horrifyingly old to a 19-year-old!" gah...
ReplyDeleteDoes it bother anyone else that a NEW Moon is actually not visible???
ReplyDeleteHappy Bday Bella - SEXY voice...
ReplyDelete@Myg - skip the trailers, SKIP THE TRAILERS!!!
ReplyDeleteI love Charlie!!
@Twilight Junkie: AMEN SISTER!
ReplyDeleteHullo honey...
ReplyDeleteI thought Grandma didn't look a damned thing like Bella. But I'll bet she was wetting her granny panties when Rob kissed her hand.
ReplyDeleteAlso want to do Charlie in that plaid shirt. @BillyBurke, are you reading? ::winkwink:: call me!!
ReplyDeleteNever understood why grans shirt has flowers and B's doesn't isn't it supose to be her reflection?
ReplyDeleteEdward is still hot in fast forward motion - i LOVE Blu-ray - sparkles extra hot!
ReplyDeletechar-lie! char-lie! char-lie!!! minus that song, i love him!
ReplyDeleteRefresh isnt working for me!!
ReplyDeleteAt least his eyebrows are better here
ReplyDeleteI love charlie so much in this part..is that a gray hair? lmao
ReplyDeleteFuck me i'm running late!
ReplyDeleteOoh, Charlie...
ReplyDeleteWoooo hottie Charlie
ReplyDeleteCharlie....oh HAI Billy, if you are with us.
ReplyDeleteOh, Charlie, how I love you!
ReplyDeleteI love charlie too! is that a gray hair?
ReplyDeleteCharlie...yummy!
ReplyDeleteOh Billy ILY
ReplyDeleteI don't dig the green walls.
ReplyDeleteRefresh isn't working for me either...btw Billy is a dilf
ReplyDeleteI so hope Billy is reading this. Imagine him watching this shit with us
ReplyDeletemike newton creeps me the fuck out.
ReplyDeletewhy does he park like an asshole?!
ReplyDelete@Lauren HA!
ReplyDeleteDude, I don't know how to skip trailers on a DVD. Isn't that sad? I ffd - wtf are we????
ReplyDelete@jarilyn - Agreed. that always bothered me too.
ReplyDeleteMike and Jessica slay me!!
love this song
ReplyDeleteagreed! how come they weren't wearing matching outfits??
ReplyDeleteOh hai Bella!!!
ReplyDelete@STY I can't believe gran isn't doing the convention circuit... I would pay money to hear her swoon about Edward.
ReplyDeletehate bella's sweater...ewwwwww
ReplyDeleteHe totally parks like a motherfucking rich kid.
ReplyDeleteyum yum yum edward strutting...
ReplyDeleteUse F5 to refresh ladies. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's a thunderstorm here. Adding to my Twitarded slumber party mood:)
ReplyDeleteYUMMY CULLEN KISS
ReplyDelete@myg - parking lot
ReplyDeleteI feel out of sync. what is everyone's counter at right now?
ReplyDeleteWait for it..... Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI love Mike
ReplyDeleteWait for it... Oh edward walking across the parking lot. my panties just burst into flames and my clitoris is trhying to escape and kiss the screen.
ReplyDeleteAnd cue the exploding twats...
ReplyDeleteSLOW MOTION HOT FUCKING SEX
ReplyDeletehhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllloooo RPattz
ReplyDeleteFucking JJ!!! Now all I think of when I see Mike Newton is the FUCKING GIMP MASK!!! Ugh!!!
ReplyDeletewell helloooo hippy... ok sorry but c'mon he's a little hippy in those jeans.
ReplyDeleteplus people who park like that are flaming assholes.
Ah, the strut and smirk... Win.
ReplyDelete@ Myg, not your fault - fuck Summit... you have to hit the next button for each one, you can't just hit menu:/
ReplyDeletePantie exposion! Gah!!!!
ReplyDeleteMike looks so fat and gross in NM. Like someone injected him with fat in all the wrong places (cheeks). He was boyish cute in TL.
ReplyDeleteAnnnnd HELLO BICEPS!
ok, CANNOT ff through the first scene with the precious - will catch up in a sec.
ReplyDeletebilly burke i mean ;0
ReplyDeleteGah! Its 11.30am here in Sydney, Australia (Saturday AM) and I have to take my son to a freaking birthday party soon. Fuck it.
ReplyDeleteBooze up and enjoy bitches!!
So fucking hot
ReplyDeleteHAWT walk! How is walking so damn HOT!
ReplyDeleteGreat, Cullen's here. Why so pouty Mike??
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Kristen!! LOL
ReplyDeleteSlowmo sexwalk...and I am now DED!
ReplyDeleteI love smiling RPattz.
ReplyDelete@twerd86 - bwawawa!!!
ReplyDelete150+ comments and we're like 2 minutes into the movie - well, not exactly...
Nubby nails NOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteLove that sweet smile!!
ReplyDelete"someone wants you" - truer words were never spoken - lol!
ReplyDeleteJAKE!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd my threesome fantasy is put to the big screen.
ReplyDeleteAnd my threesome fantasy is put to the big screen.
ReplyDeleteLicking tv screen now. OK. Where are we again?
ReplyDeletenice wig, douche bag. he looks like such a smarmy little twat in that wig. AND he still has his shirt on.
ReplyDeleteI hate the way he says "exclusivity" for some reason
MM.. eDWARD. SIGH...
ReplyDeleteA=ND jAKE RUINS THE MOMENT. bOO!
thanks for the F5 tip!
ReplyDeletehello biceps!
Don't forget F5 Biotches!!! :) then 'Jump to comment form' - Jacob sounds strange when he says Bella.
ReplyDeleteAre they kissing yet? At the beginning? =/ I'm tryna find yall.
ReplyDeleteBoooo Jacob. *ducks head*
ReplyDeletei stand by my theory that bella is wearing jacob's wig in eclipse...
ReplyDeleteI love that eyebrow raise...
ReplyDeletebuying a part for the Rabbittttttttttttttt
ReplyDeleteSay it don't spray it Jacob. I want the news not the weather.
Am I the only one who likes Jake's shorter hair better than the horse wig?
ReplyDeleteSuch a fucking awful wig on Jake. Is it from teh Brittany Spears collection?
ReplyDeleteI am totally Team Edward, but I LOVE me some long haired Jacob. WOOF.
ReplyDeleteShe is TOTALLY wearing his wig in Eclipse @STY
ReplyDelete@pamels - jacob just left in hallway now
ReplyDeleteLet any ole' what?? in this place??
ReplyDeleteHe's SO not Jacob to me! He just doesn't quite pull it off. He's too serious. They all are too serious. Eclipse better have the funny factor!
ReplyDeleteoh god, alice in her smock. and arm socks.
ReplyDeleteOMG, i never got the ineundo (can't spell that shit). Part for the RABBIT - take a ride-hahaha
ReplyDeleteEdward looks so sour here.. like he's upset. Why the hell is he standing way over there anyway?
ReplyDeletewhat's up with alice's outfit??? i thought she was stylish...ugh jasper hair...
ReplyDelete@pamela - in school, alice looks like little lord fauntelroy and gave bella her present.
ReplyDeleteBella's gonna be the one wearing the bad wig next time (oh, and Jasper)
ReplyDeletei love the brandon walsh high school hallway scene!
ReplyDeleteAll I keep hearing in my head is the rifftrax!
ReplyDelete@mmmoxie - LMFAO
ReplyDeleteand jasper looks like he has to take a shit. badly
ReplyDeleteOh look it's the painting smocked wonder.
ReplyDeleteI wish they kept the comment about "just spent the last 2 weeks
ReplyDeletelookign for the perfect dream catcher"
WHY DOES EVERYONE WEAR SCARFS?! vampire hickeys???
ReplyDeleteAm I behind everyone else or is it the alcohol? A handful of beads..
ReplyDeleteMMMM FUCKING JASPER!!!!!! My God sex with Jasper, controlling your emotions. Fuck me now
ReplyDeletePoor Crying Eric
ReplyDeleteway to blend in Alice. Scissor kick over the railing?
ReplyDeleteI hate his outfit on Alice.. and Jas looks just.. weird.
ReplyDeletehah ahaha yorkie crying!! pussy
ReplyDeleteAgree on B wearing Jacob's wig!
ReplyDeleteOMG Edward reciting Shakespeare. I am both a cheesy preteen and very romantically deprived if this gets me - which it does every time