Well my twatty lovelies, the time is whipping by and suddenly summer's nearly over and it's almost time for FOOOORKS!!! I know, I know - I can't believe it either! We know we haven't been doing a ton of updating on the trip but rest assured, the hundred or so of you who have signed up: it's ON. I might have a nervous breakdown between now and then and I am not sure that thirty days is enough time for me to completely rewire my personality so that I don't spend the entire trip hiding in a closet somewhere, but we're working on it.
As we've tried to say as many times as possible in as many ways possible, this trip is NOT going to be a highly structured conference-y type of dealie. We want everyone to have the opportunity to hang out together, let their Twitarded freak flags fly, gather for a few evenings of debauchery, and maybe spend their days on any number of activities in the area. I know that Jenny Jerkface and Latchkey Wife have been working on some things in my absence last week (trip to visit the fam and I had almost NO online access unexpectedly - more about that some other day!) and we're trying to get caught up on a bunch of stuff, so expect a more detailed update soon! In the meantime, it's time to book your Forks Twilight Tour!
The lovely ladies of Dazzled by Twilight are pretty much our saviors when it comes to this trip... If they were prude-y sorts who didn't get our [ahem] "special" more tawdry side of the fandom, we'd be royally screwed. Luckily, they GET it--woot!!--and are fans of our...unique Twitarded style and are welcoming us with open arms!
With that in mind, they have been kind enough to offer us a 15% discount off of their usual rate of $39 if we book our tours before September 15th (I feel like an infomercial here, but act NOW because this offer won't last!).
You can go HERE to Dazzled by Twilight and use "TWITARDS" as your promo code to receive this discount (and btw - the tours have different names but are all the same - the names differentiate the time of day only). We'll have more Forks-y updates in the days and weeks to come, but time's a-wastin', twat-waffles! Latchkey Wife, VitaminR70, Jenny Jerkface, Myg and I will all be on the [short] bus for our Forks tour as soon as we arrive in town - Thursday 9/30 at 3:00 - hope to see you then!
Stay tuned in the next few days to find out what the general plan of attack is once we reach