Sunday, August 29, 2010

Time to Sign Up for Forks Twilight Tours!

I want to go to there. And I will.

Well my twatty lovelies, the time is whipping by and suddenly summer's nearly over and it's almost time for FOOOORKS!!! I know, I know - I can't believe it either! We know we haven't been doing a ton of updating on the trip but rest assured, the hundred or so of you who have signed up: it's ON. I might have a nervous breakdown between now and then and I am not sure that thirty days is enough time for me to completely rewire my personality so that I don't spend the entire trip hiding in a closet somewhere, but we're working on it.

As we've tried to say as many times as possible in as many ways possible, this trip is NOT going to be a highly structured conference-y type of dealie. We want everyone to have the opportunity to hang out together, let their Twitarded freak flags fly, gather for a few evenings of debauchery, and maybe spend their days on any number of activities in the area. I know that Jenny Jerkface and Latchkey Wife have been working on some things in my absence last week (trip to visit the fam and I had almost NO online access unexpectedly - more about that some other day!) and we're trying to get caught up on a bunch of stuff, so expect a more detailed update soon! In the meantime, it's time to book your Forks Twilight Tour!

The lovely ladies of Dazzled by Twilight are pretty much our saviors when it comes to this trip... If they were prude-y sorts who didn't get our [ahem] "special" more tawdry side of the fandom, we'd be royally screwed. Luckily, they GET it--woot!!--and are fans of our...unique Twitarded style and are welcoming us with open arms!

With that in mind, they have been kind enough to offer us a 15% discount off of their usual rate of $39 if we book our tours before September 15th (I feel like an infomercial here, but act NOW because this offer won't last!).

You can go HERE to Dazzled by Twilight and use "TWITARDS" as your promo code to receive this discount (and btw - the tours have different names but are all the same - the names differentiate the time of day only). We'll have more Forks-y updates in the days and weeks to come, but time's a-wastin', twat-waffles! Latchkey Wife, VitaminR70, Jenny Jerkface, Myg and I will all be on the [short] bus for our Forks tour as soon as we arrive in town - Thursday 9/30 at 3:00 - hope to see you then!

Stay tuned in the next few days to find out what the general plan of attack is once we reach the promised land Forks and decide which tour works best for you!

I was going to just leave a mint on your pillow but I decided to wait for you instead...

See you at the Forks Motel!! What... He'll be there, right???

27 comments:

  1. Perfect timing - I am meeting my fellow trip takers on the 9th to discuss what we want to do in FFOORRKKSS!! and the tour is one of the items to discuss! Thanks for getting us a discount, our wallets thank you ;)

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  3. I arrive at SeaTac at 9:30am & am really hoping to make it out to Forks via my speedy compact rental car by 2pm...cause I really wanna go on the Twitards short bus. Where is Edward to offer a piggy back when you need him?

    Thanks for the info. FOOOOOORKS!

    xo J

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  4. PS...Thanks for the info & the discount. You twats rock.

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  5. DAMN, Toey and I won't make it to Forks in time for the 3pm tour! Guess we'll have to get sloshed instead... :)

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  6. Bugger...should have renewed my passport years ago!
    The lovely people of Forks won't know what hit em when you twat-waffles rock up. I do wish I could be there.

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  7. Of any Forks trips, I think yours would be the most entertaining... I wish I could join you.

    I have to be honest though... the only reason I'm posting is to drool over that RPatz picture... it's fuckHOT!!!! Fuckity FAWK why is he so gorgeous?

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  8. And the sad bunch that stayed behind is left to wonder who the winner of that banner contest is... Sad, that was like, the only teeny-weeny part the rest of us had in this whole Forks thing..... u.u

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  9. @anon - we have a winner for the banner and we'll be getting that up in the next day or two. sorry for the delay! things have been nuts in these parts lately...

    : )

    veriword = robsplif - is that what kristen calls it when rob rolls one??

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  10. I'm booked.

    And I'm getting an Edward sundae or shake or whatever it is and it's coming (that's what she said) with nuts and whipped creme.

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  11. Booked. *heart pounding rapidly in chest*

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  12. So, I'm going to be in Forks (just for a day) just 2 weeks before ya'll! Do you suppose the lovely ladies of Dazzled by Twilight would be ok if I signed up for a tour with the 'Twitards' discount? I'm a flag waving, card carrying, twat waffling member, just arriving a little early!

    And we're staying at the Forks Motel too. If only I had a Twitarded pin I'd leave it behind in a secret location for one of you crazy lint lickers to find :)

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  13. I'm avoiding the short bus tour at 3pm......going on the Scooby Doo bus tour at 3.30pm instead.

    x

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  14. We are booked (me and Lorabell). I don't know how big the group is, but as of this morning there is only one spot left on the tour that JJ, STY, Mgy, and LKW are attending.

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  15. Yipeeeeeee, I'm SO excited about FOOORRRRRRKKKSSS!!! I'm booked on the 3pm short bus, along with 17foreverLisa, Cullenary Curser, Mrs P and TwiredJen :) I still can't believe we're really doing this!

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  16. Eden, @defenderofmiceAugust 30, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    Booked on the Break(of fuck)ing Dawn tour.

    Beecham's Resolve was not a choice of beverage in the snack drop-down menu, so I went with "coffee"...

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  17. My bff and I are going to do the Breaking Dawn tour!!! :)

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  18. Not gonna make a Thursday tour. Sooo . . . Breaking Dawn tour on Friday? leaves at 8 -- kinda early -- but back in time for the movie (must see!!). Or wait until Saturday? Might cut into hiking time, etc.
    Friday morning it is! Can't wait to see you all there!!!!!!!
    (Meantime, in preparation (?), I'm on Chapter 70 of MOTU. Oh my!) xoxo

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  19. Booked! The cinnamon roll is a nice touch. A huge thank you to the lovely and talented organizers. This is shaping up to be a great weekend!!

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  20. Our local news just announced that Forks had 2.17 inches of rain today breaking its' record of .79 from 1971.

    Hope you can keep that bonfire lit!

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  21. I have a feeling that Derry, Lindsay Rae, Toey and I are going to be the slackers of Twitarded. Y'all are gonna come back from a day of lovely touristy activities and we'll either be a) totally sloshed or b) recovering from being totally sloshed.

    This is going to be amazing.

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  22. mmm...long fingers! mmmmm...lick-me-jaw! mmmmmmm...fuck-me eyes! Was this post about something other than that fuckhawt picture of the precious?! I forget...

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  23. ....Oh wait now I remember! I gotta book a tour cause I'm going to FFFFOOOORRRRKKKKSSSSS! And, I'm bringing that picture with me :)

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  24. The picture rocks. Two random items: did anyone else notice that Rob is one of Forbes magazine's top 100 people (it was in the doctor's office), and he's number 50?! How perfect is that?! (Just finishing MOTU, where his nickname is "Fifty Shades," for anyone who hasn't read it -- and if you haven't, what are you waiting for?)
    Second, we have a very sweet, and really hot 25-year-old British guy visiting us (family friend), and he talks EXACTLY LIKE RPATZ. He would be appalled if he knew the affect his voice is having on me, since I'm old enuf to be his mum. Sigh. xoxo

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  25. My bff and I are going to do the Breaking Dawn tour!!! :)

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