So earlier this week (or recently - who can really be bothered to keep track of the days and weeks anymore?), we kinda mentioned that we were going try to be the best spoiler whores we could possibly be in our little corner of the Twidom. Luckily (for us; bad for you, really...), our little corner of the Twidom (Population: Us + You) is known for being a little slacker-y. I mean really, I don't think we got anyone thinking that we were going to replace their mainstays for real Twilighty news, but it's possible that you may be expecting us to up our game slightly in an effort to pretend we have any idea what's going on out there at any given moment. We do not. Plus, somehow the phrase "real Twilighty news" still makes me cringe, despite who I am and what I do with a really significant portion of my time on any given day.
With that rambling-doesn't-really-make-sense statement in mind, and (almost) without further ado, here's some stuff you probably already saw eons ago (or at least a few days ago) and have had time to formulate strong opinions on, which you will hopefully share with everyone in the comments... Think of it as something like The Bloggess's weekly Sunday[-ish] round-up of "Shit I Did When I Wasn't Here" only more Twilighty, less succinct, and not as funny.
Robert Pattinson's butt-crack makes a guest appearance on the beach in Brazil; Twitards everywhere rejoiced! Plumbers everywhere realize they need to kick it up a notch to continue the momentum of "plumber's butt" being viewed as a good thing. On an unrelated-to-Rob's-coin-slot note, wtf is KStew's hair doing in this photo below? Eating her face??? I am baffled... It looks like it's been caught in a windstorm that was focused solely on her wig.
appointment with Zuzanna. Just in case.
Also, in the ongoing "KStew must ride someone piggyback in every Twilight Saga movie" meme news, "Hold on tight, Spider-monkey!" made its Breaking Dawn/Brazilian debut -
The newlywed Cullens were filmed doing what every hot young vampire-human married couple does on their honeymoon: playing chess! Really [note the red, black, and white color scheme on the chess set - nice touch]. Aaaand somehow they make the whole chess-playing thing sexy...when they knock all the pieces over and suck face (check out the awesome gif Twilighish made! - but be careful because you'll suddenly snap out of it and look at the clock and realize that an hour or two has passed...you've been warned).
Ilse Esme filming over, the cast flees... But not before a fan seeing "RPatts & Friends (with benefits)" off as they departed from Brazil places all her considerable...eggs in one overflowing basket in an effort to grab Rob's...attention. Or something like that. Kudos to Rob's Closet for being the first blog to ask the burning question "Holy fucking shit what the fuck is up with this chick's huge bazoombas?!?" (paraphrasing there, but that was the general gist)
OK, focus people - focus! Moving on...
In random Twilighty award news, RPatts wins...Best Dressed??? BBC Radio 1s Teen Awards bestow The Precious with the official nod for "best dressed" (and best actor, I think) - kudos. But... Yes, I luurv PRatts and I give him props for his...no fuss hobolicious style (hey, I know how "effortless" it is to put on the first things you find on the floor in morning; I just don't look as hawt when I try to work that look) but...best dressed? Yeah whatever - I'll take it. And yes he cleans up well for the red carpet and photo shoots (as I vaguely recall - it's been a while), but he's an anti-fashionista. Still made for a cute acceptance video, though - at least what you can make out over the screeching fans -
And last but not least, there was a new outtake from the last Another Man photo shoot released today[-ish]. RPatts has got an awesome profile. And is wearing a leather biker jacket. I have nothing else to add...