After two nights of side-splitting vagina monologues, I'm hoping you're ready for something a little less cooter-related. Well ok, here you go... so it's sort of un-cooter-related... unless you want to discuss what this did to my snatch but maybe not.
If you've been hanging around Twitarded for any length of time, you may recall that I'm just not lucky enough to dream of Robert Pattinson very often. If I could control it, I'd make sure he made an appearance every night which I assume would start to piss off the hubs when I was constantly moaning orders at Rob in my sleep... "Oh yes, Rob... a little lower, Rob... faster, Rob... again, Rob... ungh oh oh OOOOH Rob!"
When I do dream of him though, I remember it like it happened five minutes ago. I wake up and it's like I'm still there but he's not. Which is totally fucking weird when you're laying in bed next to your husband who is so definitely NOT Robert Pattinson. I'm not sure what sparked this dream. The only thing I can think of is that I was reading Catching Fire yesterday and had been discussing with VitR a scene where Katniss describes Gale while he's sleeping -- his dark, thick brows, the stubble on his jaw. And of course it reminded me of Rob and got me all hot and bothered.
For some odd reason JJ, STY, VitR, TK, Myg and I were all together in a giant hotel room. Not just the six of us, but bunches of other people too but I can't remember who they were. We were having a party in our room (big fucking surprise) and the door opens and three guys walk in - Rob and two friends - although I'm not sure who the friends were. Everyone in the room just kind of stared at them when they walked in but it was weird since everyone was bunched up on one side of the room so no one was even close to them when they entered.... except me for some reason.
So I immediately run my little whore self right over to him and say hi and introduce myself. He seems to be a little frightened of me at first (not sure why? **bats eyelashes**) but then he relaxes a bit as I chatter on about a million things and ask him a slew of questions. I just remember looking over at everyone just staring at me gape-mouthed. No one even moving to come towards us. It was almost like we were separated by a sheet of glass or something.
Rob and I sat on the bed in the hotel room and just chatted. For a long time I kept yelling for JJ, STY, VitR, TK and Myg to come over and meet him but no one did. I remember telling him he needed to meet my friends and he said he would but then they never came. I can remember just staring at his face and wanting so badly to touch him but I didn't want to scare him away.
And then I started checking blogs on my phone and asked him if he ever reads blogs about himself. He said no and I told him it was a good thing... he shouldn't be reading them. But then he wanted to read them and he was trying to get my phone away from me so he could.... aaaaand the next thing I know we're snuggling under the covers. Like a real good, tight spoon. Fucking yum. I think I bit him at some point too. And then it was dark and everyone was gone. Then I woke up and he was gone. Sad panda.
But I fell back to sleep and in the morning, I put on one of those big fluffy white hotel robes and went looking for him because I forgot to give him my number. Somehow I found the room he was staying in and it was huge and fancy. I walked in and he remembered me but couldn't come up with my name which made me super furious. And then he gets that wonderfully mischievous grin on his face (you know the one!) and he kind of grabbed me around the waist. I of course took it as an opportunity to run my hands across the stubble on his face and then I kissed him.
So weird how I can remember the details of his mouth in my dream, his soft bottom lip and how I pulled it into my mouth.... fuck me, if I could only remember what his tongue tasted like...
Next think I know, I'm at JJ's house which oddly has like five bedrooms upstairs and random people are coming out of them and JJ is still sleeping of course so I text her to tell her I'm downstairs and to get the fuck up. She's obviously pissed at me for hogging RPattz and she texts back something like "blow me I'm still sleeping". So I go to sit at the dining room table and my cousin Double_Dippin is there and she has brought me some food and we drank coffee and ate muffins and waited for JJ to get up.
And then I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep which totally pissed me off because I was totally hoping to run into Rob again and maybe let him get to second base. And I still haven't seen his cock.
Ok all you dream analyzers out there... what does it all mean?? Is it a foreshadowing of what's to come? Will I be lucky enough to party with RPattz in a crowded hotel room in my future?
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