This is pounding the South right now. Hard.
I got into my car this afternoon and couldn't figure out why the flesh melted off the back of my thighs instantly. You would think you could get acclimated to the heat after a while, but you'd be wrong. Humans were not built to withstand this kind of heat. I would sell my soul (if I still had one) for a cool breeze.
Holy shit! Can you believe I almost have a full tank of gas? That never happens. Oh & it's 114 DEGREES!!!
My brain is in a near liquid state right now. Hence the reason for the weather post. I can not process any thoughts other than "Dying. Must have water. Will kill for a popsicle." And I will maim the next person who asks "Is it hot enough for you?" That question needs to die. My latest response is "You won't be hot once I put your dismembered corpse in Latchkey Wife's freezer, asshole." Ok, I might be ready to enter the freezer voluntarily at this point.
I would literally kill for a forecast that included 98 degree weather.
How's the weather in your area? Yes, I really am asking about the weather. And if you live on the other side of the world and are digging your car out of the snow like I was bitching about six months ago, I need you to lie and complain about the oppressive heat.