It may have been when I first came across
TwiCrack Addict's super-cracktastic-uber-blog that it first occurred to me how similar Twilight addiction is to all those other, less-openly-blogged-about and not-as-entertaining addictions are... TCA called it what it was! And we flocked to her in droves for our daily fix... Still do! Thinking about how addicted we all are to Twilight and how it relates to other addictions, I came up with this handy-dandy test for everyone to take...
Note: This is a barely-edited copy of a commonly-used quiz that is actually supposed to help people who drink scotch for breakfast decide if maybe it's time to get some help, and it was ridiculously easy to make the switch from "alcohol addict" to "Twilight addict" - just sayin'! Oh and we are
total enablers here at Twitarded. Drink up!
We decided to try and face up to what Twilight had done to us. Here are some of the questions we tried to answer honestly. If we answered YES to four or more questions, we were in deep trouble with our Twilight obsession. See how you do! Remember, there is no disgrace in facing up to the fact that you have a problem.
Answer YES or NO to the following questions [sorry but the yes/no tabulation will have to be done manually - I'm a twitard not a techie]:
Did you answer YES four or more times? If so, you are probably in trouble with Twilight. Welcome to the club! You've found kindred spirits here at Twitarded, and we won't plan any embarrassing interventions or anything like that... Why do we say this? Because we understand. We're just like you! But only you can decide whether you think Twitarded is for you. Try to keep an open mind on the subject. If the answer is YES, we will be glad to show you how we became completely obsessed ourselves. Twitarded does not promise to solve your life's problems. But we can enable your addiction "one day at a time."
Twitarded is a fellowship of men women and the occasional unicorn or Twilight Widower who share their collective Twilight experience, strength and hope with each other that they may continue to fixate and help others come to the Twi-side.
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ReplyDeletethe other day i wished that i would get fired, quit, or go on maternity leave just so i could spend more time with my twilight addiction. i need help! =D im so glad you gals are here to help me through this... you are here to help right?!
"Have you ever decided to stop watching, reading and blogging about Twilight for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?"
ReplyDeleteUh. I have exams at the moment. And look where I am...here.
I promised myself I wouldn't read the blogs or follow anyone's Twitter updates until my exams were over (11 days more to go!!!)
Absolute FAIL. The only thing I managed to succeed in is that I haven't opened TweetDeck since last week.
I heart Twitarded. STY & JJ, you make the addiction so much easier to deal with. Thank you. :)
ReplyDeleteI often wonder what my life would be like if I had never read Twilight. I'm not sure if I should love or hate the person who got me hooked. Truly, it all started out so innocently, didn't it? Why wasn't there a warning? Like on the side of a cigarette carton? Yeah know? They should start that... sorry I'm rambling now.
Considering it's 1:18 am, and I was only able to tear myself away from reading Wide Awake by saying, OK, I'll check out the fellow addicts at Twitarded - and only THEN maybe go to bed where I'm re-reading the end of New Moon (just adore the apology/big kiss scene)with my custom made cute as a button Robward bookmark - when I actually have some responsibilities in life and should probably be asleep - I just don't think I even needed the quiz. Thanks anyway Twitarded women - you make me feel like it's all OK.
ReplyDeleteHi, my name is Jessica and I'm a Twilaholic! I almost died when we decided to go on a family camping trip a few weeks ago. Just the thought of being away from my comp for a week made me freak out! I jammed my ipod with all things Twilight...movie, audio books, music, videos. Needless to say, my family was super annoyed with me by the end of the trip, but atleast I was able to to get some kind of fix :)
ReplyDeleteI am most definitely an addict and am so grateful to have found this little Twi-dealin' Twitarded crack den to hang out with all of you in.
ReplyDeleteIt is truly scary how I just gravitate to my laptop several times a day without evening thinking and make the blog circuit. After my kids wake me up way to early in the morning and my brain unclouds I realize waking up is good because I can check in on all things Twilight.
@cuteangiek--there most definitely should be a warnin--though, even if there had been, I would have just wanted to read it that much more.
@GiveMeVenom--I too just took a little break from Wide Awake to pop in here and catch up. I am loving Wide Awake so far.
@JJ and STY--I noticed in your little blurb you are no longer trying to exorcise the Twilight demons--yay!
I've already told you I heart Twitarded! I never had anxiety issues, until Twilight happened to me!!! LOL!
ReplyDelete@VitaminR70 - honestly when we started the blog the blurb about "trying to exorcise our Twilight demons and get over it" was totally true. However when I read it the other day (two seconds before deleting it...) I realized it had become a big fat LIE. I don't want to get over it! And clearly, I'm not going to - lol...
ReplyDeleteAnd if it makes anyone feel any better, I dream about the blog and Twilight all the time. My mind races at night. And in the morning, too, for that matter. If I were a stronger person I would probably seek
professional help, but I'm not so you all are stuck with me. : )
@kdgrimmer - maybe to keep from getting swine flu we should all stay home for the next few weeks. You can't be too careful with things like that. Just sayin'... I am nothing if not cautious. :)
@danilovemuffin - JJ was totally not kidding about almost failing because of Twilight & fanfic... And it is possible that the "missed conference call? thing I mention here has happened. possibly multiple times. We feel your pain! But just think of all the free time you'll have after finals! I wonder what you'll do with it... (actually i have a pretty good idea.)
@cuteangiek - i am not sure but i think everything happens for a reason and damn it i was meant to read Twilight and start a blog. apparently you were, too!
@GivMeVenom - i JUST read that part in New Moon this morning! I am really really enjoying this re-read... maybe it's knowing that the movie is on the way and i am kind of thinking about the new cast as i read, but i'm lovin' it!
@LuvsMeSumEdward [cute name!] - Hi Jessica!! (picture a room full of us saying that all at once - lol!)The very thought of going without the computer for more than a few hours throws me into a panic. I don't think I could do it!! JJ is going camping or something later this summer and I think we may have to start a collection for a laptop before she goes because otherwise i don't know what's gonna happen here, but it won't be pretty. i might have to take the week off just to blog! sigh...
@Huntress88 - i think Twilight just refocused my anxiety issues onto something more bearable - instead of my head being filled with deep dark thoughts, it's "all twi, all the time" in there now. definitely an improvement - i'll take it - lol!
:)
@ STY - You make a compelling point. If that fate filled day had never come. If I had never known the joys, sorrows, embarrassment & complete ecstasy of Mr. Cullen, I never would have become a Twitard, thus never would have stubble upon this world... Oh SHUT UP! What a horrible thought!
ReplyDeleteThat's just the worst thing I have ever typed. THANK YOU LORD! Thank you for my Twi-session.
Oh & this morning I woke up in a panic cause I realized I had spelled someone's name wrong on the blog... What the heck was that all about? Am I now Blogtarded, as well? Good Lord. This is just a slippery slop, huh?
@VitaminR70 - I'm starting to rethink that warning label. Misery loves company, right? Let's get them all suckered in. What do you think?
P to the S: I forgot to mention, it was three in the morning. My husband thinks I am CRAZY now!
ReplyDeleteErm, embarrassingly almost all of the above! haha But feel soo much better I am not alone.
ReplyDeleteI really think that we have been brainwashed, in a good, obsessed, addict kind of way. Plus Twitarded would never have been founded! GASP! What would we do without you now?
So we Twitarded Fans thank the one and only S.M. and of course JJ and SNY, So Cheers! To all us crazy arse TWI addicts out there we are the sane ones everyone else is crazy. God I need a drink! haha
Umm, I scored a 10! I love my twi-obsession and I don't know when/if I will ever kick the habit. Many moms can't wait for summer vacation (sleep in, no homework, etc.) I on the other hand am getting nervous about how I will get my fix with two children around all day. My youngest is around all the time but he is able to wander away when he sees me online with "mommy's Twilight stuff." My oldest will be "all in my business" and probably tell on me!! I am starting to sweat just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteStop the addiction??? hell no!!! this is my support group, not for recoverin addicts though, for moral support in my life style choice. hahaha
ReplyDeleteI bought a mascara JUST because it called DAZZLE!
ReplyDeleteMy Mom went to visit her sister, and called to say she bought me a gift, I was like awesome!, I go to get her at the airport, she hugs me, gets this big smile on her face and pulls out an Eclipse bookmark out of her purse! And says "I knew it was your favorite!!!" I love my bookmark! I mean my Mom!!!!!
I think I'm tooo far gone! I don't see any hope for this addiction!....But it's so much fun :D
My hubby turned a blind eye to the messy house and the barely edible dinners when he realized that he really enjoys the "side affects" of my Twi-addition!!! He actually promised to watch "New Moon" with me when it comes out!(talking about enabler!)
ReplyDeleteI love Twitarded! You gals make me lol every morning, while my teenage sons look at me like their mom had lost her marbles!
I am a tad addicted. I own it proudly. I am not ashamed to admit I am a 32 twi-mommy.
ReplyDeleteI didn't take your test but I will admit that there's a crazy kind of addiction that goes along with Twilight. I recall, after finishing reading the series the first time, feeling empty because there was nothing left to read and fill that void, lol. I'm glad I found your blog where I can preoccupy myself with Twilight and a double dose of snark! Yeehaw!
ReplyDeleteI didn't need the test to know I was in trouble.
ReplyDeleteI love how all the 'addict' stories are so similar! LOL! From the messy house to feelings of emptiness once the series was over... I think it's like what 86Rabbit said - we all KNEW we had a problem. LOL!
ReplyDeleteDo you have Twilight "blackouts"? ugh I'm like 2 or 3 weeks behind schedule on my thesis paper.
ReplyDelete2 years ago when "Eclipse" found its way into my life (gift from my ex) I never knew it would become such a huge part of my life. Read it, wanted to know everything that had happened before Eclipse, so I went out and bought Twilight and New Moon (which was a nighmare casue I live in a spanish speaking contry so finding the books in english was nearly imposible). Needless to say I became addicted to the Twi-universe and as soon as I found out Breaking Dawn was out I did everything in my power to get it. After I had read the complete saga like 4 times, the movie came out. I had my doubts about watching it, cause everytime I've watch a movie based on a book I've read, I'm really disappointed n I've hated the movie. Well I went n watched RPattz play my lovely Edward and of course I hated it, I hated the movie soooooo much! But being the addict I am I said t myself "give it another chance, don't compare it to the book" so after I watched it for the 5th time I think, I finally got didn't hate it. A month ago when I heard of a deluxe edition DVD that had come out in the US I did everything I could to have it. Been waiting a month and now I finally have that precious DVD in my hands. Was up all last night and watched all 3 discs.
you know what I realised after I woke up this morning? I'm way more obsessed than I ever thought I could be. And I'm so glad to have found this group of people who are as obsessed as I am.
Do you have Twilight "blackouts"? ugh I'm like 2 or 3 weeks behind schedule on my thesis paper.
ReplyDelete2 years ago when "Eclipse" found its way into my life (gift from my ex) I never knew it would become such a huge part of my life. Read it, wanted to know everything that had happened before Eclipse, so I went out and bought Twilight and New Moon (which was a nighmare casue I live in a spanish speaking contry so finding the books in english was nearly imposible). Needless to say I became addicted to the Twi-universe and as soon as I found out Breaking Dawn was out I did everything in my power to get it. After I had read the complete saga like 4 times, the movie came out. I had my doubts about watching it, cause everytime I've watch a movie based on a book I've read, I'm really disappointed n I've hated the movie. Well I went n watched RPattz play my lovely Edward and of course I hated it, I hated the movie soooooo much! But being the addict I am I said t myself "give it another chance, don't compare it to the book" so after I watched it for the 5th time I think, I finally got didn't hate it. A month ago when I heard of a deluxe edition DVD that had come out in the US I did everything I could to have it. Been waiting a month and now I finally have that precious DVD in my hands. Was up all last night and watched all 3 discs.
you know what I realised after I woke up this morning? I'm way more obsessed than I ever thought I could be. And I'm so glad to have found this group of people who are as obsessed as I am.
Considering it's 1:18 am, and I was only able to tear myself away from reading Wide Awake by saying, OK, I'll check out the fellow addicts at Twitarded - and only THEN maybe go to bed where I'm re-reading the end of New Moon (just adore the apology/big kiss scene)with my custom made cute as a button Robward bookmark - when I actually have some responsibilities in life and should probably be asleep - I just don't think I even needed the quiz. Thanks anyway Twitarded women - you make me feel like it's all OK.
ReplyDeleteer, reboot brain...
ReplyDeletethe other day i wished that i would get fired, quit, or go on maternity leave just so i could spend more time with my twilight addiction. i need help! =D im so glad you gals are here to help me through this... you are here to help right?!
@VitaminR70 - honestly when we started the blog the blurb about "trying to exorcise our Twilight demons and get over it" was totally true. However when I read it the other day (two seconds before deleting it...) I realized it had become a big fat LIE. I don't want to get over it! And clearly, I'm not going to - lol...
ReplyDeleteAnd if it makes anyone feel any better, I dream about the blog and Twilight all the time. My mind races at night. And in the morning, too, for that matter. If I were a stronger person I would probably seek
professional help, but I'm not so you all are stuck with me. : )
@kdgrimmer - maybe to keep from getting swine flu we should all stay home for the next few weeks. You can't be too careful with things like that. Just sayin'... I am nothing if not cautious. :)
@danilovemuffin - JJ was totally not kidding about almost failing because of Twilight & fanfic... And it is possible that the "missed conference call? thing I mention here has happened. possibly multiple times. We feel your pain! But just think of all the free time you'll have after finals! I wonder what you'll do with it... (actually i have a pretty good idea.)
@cuteangiek - i am not sure but i think everything happens for a reason and damn it i was meant to read Twilight and start a blog. apparently you were, too!
@GivMeVenom - i JUST read that part in New Moon this morning! I am really really enjoying this re-read... maybe it's knowing that the movie is on the way and i am kind of thinking about the new cast as i read, but i'm lovin' it!
@LuvsMeSumEdward [cute name!] - Hi Jessica!! (picture a room full of us saying that all at once - lol!)The very thought of going without the computer for more than a few hours throws me into a panic. I don't think I could do it!! JJ is going camping or something later this summer and I think we may have to start a collection for a laptop before she goes because otherwise i don't know what's gonna happen here, but it won't be pretty. i might have to take the week off just to blog! sigh...
@Huntress88 - i think Twilight just refocused my anxiety issues onto something more bearable - instead of my head being filled with deep dark thoughts, it's "all twi, all the time" in there now. definitely an improvement - i'll take it - lol!
:)
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