I had a few ideas of what I wanted to write about tonight but all that shot straight out the fucking window when Latchkey Wife sent me some pictures and my vagina screamed "FORGET THE POOP JOKES, YOU STUPID BITCH. LOOK AT THESE PICTURES!!!" And then I spontaneously began to ovulate.
The vagina must always be obeyed. Besides, it wasn't the only twat on this blog that wanted to drool over these pictures. Again and again and again.
Want to know why RPattz is looking so smug in this picture? Because his trunk is bigger than the elephant's.
So far, pretty much every picture of RPattz from Water for Elephants has made me swoon, which isn't really that difficult to do but regardless... Even if this movie blows (which I don't think it will), at the very least I'll have roughly two hours of smokin' hot eye candy to keep me busy.
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Nom nom nom. Cannot. Wait. SIGH
ReplyDeleteThese pictures make me REALLY wish I had trotted up to Chattanooga and/or North Georgia when they were filming there...darn family and work obligations! Any peek of him in *this* role would have been worth all the waiting and watching I could have done! *sigh*
ReplyDeleteNiiiccceee!!! Love that pic of him with the elephant...he looks so, so, so...DED.
ReplyDeleteI sigh too...I did trot down to Chattanooga and spent two days there. The same two days they did absolutely no filming. I had to leave knowing exactly where they would start filming on Monday morning and missed not only Rob but Christoph and a bunch of the other cast and animals as well.
ReplyDeleteI did get to see the trains though and the house and that was awesome. Cannot wait for this movie!
Those pictures are yum. Also, I want to hear these poop jokes you were gonna tell. Maybe next time.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see this!
ReplyDeleteI may or may not have watched the trailer eleventy million times already. I love how they aged him a bit in that final photo. Those are his kids running around in the background. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteThat is one lucky elephant.
Fuck me, that picture of him with the elephant is... Wow. Just. Wow.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see this. I read that the release may be delayed, AGAIN! Fuckers.
First time in my life I've ever WISHED I was an elephant. Unf...
ReplyDeleteI've said this before but I'll say it again, I'M SOOOO FREAKING JEALOUS OF THAT ELEPHANT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I have been Rosie/Tai I would have put my trunk in his junk.
Unf. The dirty, roll in the hay hotness does him well. Although...I just don't understand...
ReplyDeleteYou passed on a perfectly golden opportunity. ELEPHANT POOP IS FUCKING HUGE!!!
I'm hoping they write an elephant into Breaking Dawn. That man knows how to wear a pachyderm. Is that spelled right? I'm too lazy to look it up.
ReplyDeletei'm with latchkey on that one!
ReplyDeleteit would be so nice to be in that pic!
2 hrs of eye candy, bring it on!
That fn' picture of him with the elephant damn near did me the f&*(k in.....S&))& !!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteThis movie looks absolutely beautiful and it's a great story too. I had the most wonderful time set stalking with ZanyMouse and F-Kat. Didn't get to see Rob, but it was still exciting see the sets. This movie will either become my favorite ever or kill me (but what a great way to go!)
ReplyDeleteHappy New Years, all!!
I just know this is gonna be one amazing movie!
ReplyDeleteI was thoroughly hooked when I read this amazing story, and RPattz has been so well cast!
Thanx for the post JJ. Now back to the POOP jokes :-)
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Those pictures are yum. Also, I want to hear these poop jokes you were gonna tell. Maybe next time.
ReplyDeleteThese pictures make me REALLY wish I had trotted up to Chattanooga and/or North Georgia when they were filming there...darn family and work obligations! Any peek of him in *this* role would have been worth all the waiting and watching I could have done! *sigh*
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