Our bloggy buddy Latchkey Wife has been up to her usual "hubby's away and the wifey will play" shenanigans and was in RARE form yesterday! [As in, JJ and I were in near-seizures from laughing so hard... It's a miracle we got our own disturbing post up although frankly now we're thinking it's time to move on from "twi-craptioning" before we all get arrested or worse...]
I know some of you have already seen this because I read your comments on her pee-yourself-funny post, but just in case some of you missed out or have somehow managed to remain unaware of the twisted awesomeness that is LKW, please enjoy a sneak-peek of the adventures of "Robkey" (and don't say I didn't warn ya' about the lizzing, ok?):
I did a little experimenting with my new favorite website - FaceInHole.com. I've got to tell you, I've never giggled so hard in my entire life! And the naughty part is I was doing this at work so as you can tell, I got absolutely nothing work-related done yesterday. Whatever. I think my boss may have been out of the office
getting laid or drunkat a meeting or something. This was way more fun than work. Hope you enjoy my photo shoot with the ever so fuckalicious, Rob Pattinson. I know I did!
My tryout for Twilight didn't go so well... I think it's because I don't look so hot without bangs. Or maybe because it's pretty hard for me to pass for 17 these days... so sad. Not a lot of 17 year olds with double chins and wrinkles. Fuck this aging shit. Someone make me a vampire now before it gets any worse!
Another very serious pose... pay no attention to the fact that I'm trying to dry hump the shit out of him. And is it my imagination, or does the look on his face say "holy fuck, get this crazy cougar off me!?" Or maybe he likes it. I just can't tell...
Jump on over to Ramblings of a Latchkey Wife to read the rest of the funny & snortle yourself into a tizzy over the pictures she created! C'mon - it's Friday afternoon, it's summertime, and you didn't really feel like actually getting anything accomplished today anyway, did you? Ok then. Go!
Oh and Latchkey, if I send you a picture of