I can't sing. Seriously. I'm sure you could guess this if you heard my annoying fucking voice on the Twigasm podcast [which is available now! and we're on it! check it out HERE!] but, yeah, I can't sing.
Which is why I give a big-ball-salute to folks who can. Or, um, can't really but do it anyway (Hey! They said it first!). They get an even bigger-ball-salute if they record that shit and somehow manage to incorporate Twilight into the song because, let's face it, that's like the trifecta of hysterical. I mean, the only thing that would make it even funnier is if they also tied in the holiday season. I can't imagine any crazy ass bitches doing that.
Oh wait... yes, I can - Twi Soup...
These two ridiculously saucy chicks have taken it upon themselves to do their own little ditty - The 12 Things That Summit Did and it's fucking cute and rude all at the same time. Which is impressive (it's also impressive that one of them was barely recovered from a bout of swine flu when they recorded this)... Oh, and even fucking better - they totally called out Summit for doing a few particularly shitty things to yours truly! Take that, Summit, and shove it up your sparkly ass. Fuckers.
Oh, and speaking of big balls I was feeling a little nostalgic for a band I used to love when I was a teen [not datin' myself with this one. Nope, not at all...] and came across this video and just had to post it because it's just... kinda wrong. And SO funny.
Here Is..... Your Morning Wake Up Call With Robert Pattinson
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