[thanks hypovajaja for this collage! or was it neverthink?? fml...]
Updated - thanks, tkayyyy!
Updated - thanks, tkayyyy!
The last few days left me feeling exhausted. I'm a comedic blogger, people (or at least I try to be - wacka-wacka!) and that whole movie thing wiped. me. out. Ya' know how I said how I like my escapism light and fluffy?? Well I also like it raunchy, so tonight I am not dealing with anything even remotely serious or deep or introspective. Tonight, I am putting my mind - and this blog - back in the gutter. Where it belongs.
Last week, we asked "Where In The World Is Robert Pattinson's Penis?!" - and awesome Twi-sluts that you are, you answered. Oh boy did you! People dug into the farthest, dirtiest reaches of their twi-porn folders (you know - the ones that are hidden on your computer with unappealing monikers like "honey-do list" and "Aunt Selma's skin condition") and delivered the goods.
I got more than a few pics that were beautiful, but had a clear absence of bulge...
Survey says... he's a grower not a shower. [Thanks, Abigail!]
Or maybe that's why KStew always looks pissed off. Although honestly I think she looks smug and maybe if she looks pissed off it's because she had to drag herself off of RPatts's package to go promote a movie or something. I'd be pissed off too.
Anntastic did some personal research and noted that boxer briefs tend to keep everything neatly packaged and secure. Damn it!
But as Stacked Like Sookie noted, " Really who cares, so long as he'll get his tongue out to play & those fingers, yum." [note: see above pic]
Without further adieu and with genuine thanks to all of you and your dirty ways that I encourage and enable whenever possible - click on ALL of these to enlarge the goods (now is the part where I would say something about being embarrassed if I had any shame but thank jeebus I don't!) -
Also from The View [aka "squishy Rob junk"] check out this clip tweeted to me from Late2thePartee -
@SnarkierThanYou Exhibit A: the package enters room 5 mins before Rob *note boob check at end that's our boy lol http://twitpic.com/17jk3x
Uhhhh... Thank you Mrs. P!
[thanks anon via here!]
Things I am not posting: that sick pic from VitaminR!
That other photoshopped undie-sporting pic that's not him...
Any of his teen modeling pics (yikes!).
If you need more peen - and I know some of you might (it's like ordering dessert at the end of a really fantastic meal: you don't really have room for it but you know you WANT it and somehow find a way to make it work even if things need to be unbuttoned) - check out this "Freeballing Friday" vintage post from House of Jackassery! [thanks uhyesplease!]
What?! You need MORE?! You insatiable vixens!
Lucky for you, Lorabell dug up this video at ROBsessed - woot!
This week is sucking twice as hard as last week so hope you all enjoy this post as much as I did - you guys all rock for delivering the goods!
P.S. If you click on picks you should be able to see who they're from - sorry if I mis-credited anything - I tried! And you all know your Rob-peen-pics - there were some repeats in the mix sent to me...
P.P.S. A late arrival - from all sorts of people! Taken today from the set of Bel Ami -