If you're anything like me and you subscribe to Entertainment Weekly, Saturday is a very big day. The day you nearly tackle the mailman to get your grubby paws on the latest entertainment news. Some weeks it even arrives in my mailbox on Friday (which totally makes me think that my mail carrier is stealing it for a quick read before depositing it in the box on Saturday...hmmm...)
My husband is such a good boy... he always tells me if someone good is on the cover. A few issues ago he said "your vampires are on your magazine." I squealed just a bit, but then realized it was the True Blood crew... *sigh*. Not that I don't love a nice True Blood cover but since I'm only a few episodes into Season 2, I try to stay away from Season 3 spoilers. Which is hard.
So imagine how massively disappointed I was when Mr. Latchkey Wife failed to tell me exactly who was on the cover this week! I located the fucking magazine under a pile of mail and lost my shit when I see Robward and Taycob getting all snuggly, snuggly on the cover. It makes me think someone out there is looking out for me because I got the boys on my cover!
KStew's cover was pretty hot too... I'm glad to see that gawd awful mullet has grown out. I had a mullet once... in 19-fucking-86 and seriously, that shit should just be outlawed.
I thought it was a very funny interview. I fucking laughed right out loud at a few parts - mostly shit Rob said because damn, that cat is funny! Here are some of my favorite highlights of the interview.
The interviewer asked Rob and Taylor about "some pretty serious confrontations in this movie."
Pattinson: Every single time we had to do a threatening thing to each other - for one thing, you always have your shirt off, and so in the tent scene I literally grabbed your breast. And it's very difficult to remain in the moment. Also, in that tent scene, I can't really get over the fact that the word thought sounds like fart.And this is the sole reason I think RPattz is a huge closet Twitarded fan and actually may frequent Jenny Jerkface's infamous "poop in RPattz's trailer" post. And it makes me love him even more, if that's even humanly possible. I want to hear him say fart. You realize I'm going to bust the fuck out laughing during the movie when he says this, right? I hope no one minds...
Stewart: The word thought does not sound like fart.
Pattinson: It does.
Stewart: Maybe because you are an English person. [I love this, btw!]
Pattinson: The opening line of that scene is "Can you at least keep your farts to yourself?" I couldn't quite get over that.
A few questions later, the interviewer asks "Rob, what's the secret to not having to take your shirt off?"
Pattinson: Don't work out. I just kept telling everyone why I needed to take my shirt off in a scene, and everyone else had to think of reasons why I shouldn't. "No, I don't think so - Edward is much more chaste than that."
Stewart: "He is modest. He is much more modest."Jeezus Mother Fucking Hamster Fucker [thanks Myg]!! Why isn't this guy doing some comedy?? He's fucking funny as all get out and funny gets you laid in my book. Yes Rob, that's an offer. A standing offer. It never expires. He seems to do a lot more joking around in recent interviews, which just goes to show that the more comfortable RPattz seems to get with these shindigs, the funnier he is...
Pattinson: Then I'd say, "No, seriously - I would like to wear a really tight tank top and have my belly come out of the bottom. And have some sweat on it, too."
While Kristen might have her arm around Taylor's neck, she's grabbing RPattz's ass which would explain the smile...
I won't ruin the rest of the interview for you, but trust me, it's very entertaining! I know it makes me barely able to focus on anything right now because I'm so fucking excited to see this movie I can't contain myself. So. Fucking. Excited! Even EW cover headline says it's "The Best Twilight Movie So Far! (Seriously)" and as far as I'm concerned, EW is my bible. I have very high hopes! With all the buzz out there, what are your feelings on Eclipse?